Article 7697 of alt.humor.best-of-usenet:
From: (Kettir)
Date: 7 Aug 1997 23:28:00 -0700

Subject: Re: Crack bags 
From: tonyemyers@aol.com (TonyEMyers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams

>Sick spinoff:  one store near the projects was actually selling
>  syringe-shaped pens marked "SAY NO  TO DRUG"[Ssic]

on a only sorta related note, isn't it about time they stopped selling
candy ciggarettes? Seems odd to have a kiddie "practice version" of a way
to get cancer.

Hey they could sell candy herion you could use when you play with the pen!
You could tie your arm off with a twizler.