Article 7256 of alt.humor.best-of-usenet: From: "Ross J. Corbett" Date: 9 May 1997 16:17:35 +0200 Subject: Re: Vote for the stupidest Bible story. From: cboat@worldnet.att.net (cb cool) Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.cesium Dave Hillstrom wrote: >Andy wrote: -> -> On 24 Apr 1997 15:01:04 GMT, hchappel@chat.carleton.ca (Heather -> Chappelle) wrote: -> -> >> >Puck scrawled out these mystic sigils: -> >> > -> >> > -> >> >> My own nomination is from Revelations -> >> > -> >> >> The bit about the armies of the earth gathering at a place -> >> >> called Armeghedon. -> >> >> This place didn't exist when the book was written, -> >> >> it doesn't exist now, and just to be on the safe side, -> >> >> who in their right mind would give a place such a name? -> >> > -> >> >Ummm...not to, y'know...mess with your ideas or anything, but the -> >> >general consensus is that there is an area somewhere near or in Israel -> >> >which is called Megiddo(sp?)... -> >> > -> >> >The word "Har" means "valley"... -> >> > -> >> >The combination of these terms would be "Har-Megiddo"... -> >> > -> >> >Guess what sort of geographic formation most of Megiddo is? -> >> > -> > -> >> I've just named my shed Armeghedon. It's far to small to fit any -> >> horses in without radical surgery though. The Four Hamsters of the -> >> Apocalypse anybody? -> > -> >hmmm.yes. the evil Four Hamsters of Apocalypse, for we all know that -> >Hamsters are the animals of Stan. it's only natural! -> > -> -> Yea! Verily! For the Four Hamsters of Stan are named Bicker, Measles, -> Peckish, and A Bit Poorly. >Stan told me yesterday at lunch that The Four Hamsters had been eaten by >a large barn cat. I just _know_ that this is the sign we've been >waiting for! >The End is near! Flaagg shall return to lead us on to glory and cheese! EEEEEEEEEEee-HA!