Economics 101

Communism:        You have two cows. The government takes both of them and
                	gives you part of the milk.
Socialism:        You have two cows. The government takes one of them and
                	gives it to your neighbor.
Fascism:          You have two cows. The government takes both of them and
			sells you the milk.
Nazism:           You have two cows. The government takes both of them and
			then shoots you.
Bureaucracy:      You have two cows. The government takes both of them,
			shoots one, milks the other, and then pours 
			the milk down the drain.
Capitalism:       You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull.
Anarchy:          You have two cows. They decide you have no right to
			do anything with their milk and leave to form 
			their own society.
Industrialism:    You have two cows. You dissect them both, and figure 
			out how to build a milk-factory instead.
Centralism:       You have two cows. And a problem finding them in the 
			middle of field with 100,000,000 others.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. You recycle the milk and give it 
			back to the cows.
Democracy:        You have two cows. The vote is held, and they win.