From: spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch)
Newsgroups: alt.shenanigans
Subject: Re: Impressive Car Alarm

In article <668253869wnr@moghul.demon.co.uk>,
Amjad Moghul <Amjad@moghul.demon.co.uk> wrote:
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>
>Impress all your neighbours by sneaking out to the car every half an 
>hour, and Pressing on the horn and lights every 2 seconds for about a 
>minute.
>
>Your neighbours will think you have a sophisticated car alarm.

You misspelled "dehabilitating brain aneurysm".  Hope this helps!