Subject: [rec.humor] Story Time! From: Carla Do Carmo In a classroom of PreSchool children, the teacher noticed that the children should begin using the proper words when indicating that they need to "pee" or "poo." So she told them to use more grown up words. They all agreed. When it came to story time, she asked the class what book they'd like for her to read to them. A little boy put up his hand and said, "I want to hear "Winnie the Shit." ------ alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #8116 From: wardog@webwide.net (wardog) Date: Fri Oct 03 14:15:47 MDT 1997 Subject: Re: BEST MOVIES TO WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HIGH... From: Cliff Evans Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.current-films Scott Norwood wrote: > Having never been high, I'm not really qualified to join this thread, but > isn't "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" often mentioned with > regard to this topic? Nononono. Badbadbadbad idea. Creepy. Scary. Disturbing movie. Then again, the last movie I watched high was "The Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh," and I came away from it convinced that Pooh was a sociopath.