Quayle also lightly brushed off suggestions that he is George Bush's version
of Spiro Agnew.  "The President talked to me about that the other day,"
Quayle told a news conference.  "He said, 'Dan, I knew Spiro Agnew.  Spiro
Agnew was a friend of mine.  And you're no Spiro Agnew.'"

reprinted w/o permission from the philadelphia inquirer 6/16/92.

[ed. -  First, he was no John Kennedy.  Now he's no Spiro Agnew.
        Maybe he's Mr. Ed]

Actually I prefer Dennis Miller's theory:
	"Some people say that Quayle is Bush's Agnew.
	 I say Quayle is Bush's Gilligan."