Precipitation

Willy felt his cloud start to move! His troops were all looking at him with anxious looks on their faces. He knew just how they felt, he had snakes in his stomach, as the Humans called it. He and his troops were suddenly falling. Willy felt himself turning hard and joining together with other water molecules. Suddenly he understood! Due to the incredible cold, he and his troops were turning into hail and snow. He and the other molecules in his hail ball were barely vibrating now. Soon, the outer water molecules were melting off. They were falling down as the last form of precipitation, rain. But they were still large enough to do some damage. Suddenly, he saw a Human walking on the sidewalk below them. He aimed straight for the mans forehead, and… WHAM! The man fell backwards onto the pavement and his fellow troops were slamming all around him, into people, onto the ground, it was incredible! All the Humans were running around looking for shelter! Soon, the familiar whine of the top-secret backup attack came into earshot. The Humans looked up and there was a new sound. The humans were screaming " Tornado sirens," and the hail stones were melting, returning to their liquid state. Many of them would re-enter the army to fight in the never ending war with the Humans, but Slick Willy, content with only fighting once, was ready to settle down with his secret lover, Monica Molecule.