Santa's Pet Peeves
Ever wonder if your name falling off the nice list is just the result of Santa having a bad day? Here's a top ten list of things that make even Mrs. Claus think he got out on the wrong side of the sled.
10. Those little Christmas trees that laugh when you walk past them.
9. People who say "Ho, Ho" instead of "Ho, Ho, Ho."
8. Low fat cookies.
7. Being forced by OSHA to wear that lower back supporter thing.
6. Reindeer who pause a really long time.
5. The ridiculously low urinals elves ordered for the men's room.
4. Puppies and kittens making messes in his toy sack.
3. All the time it takes for the naughty list to download.
2. People who talk on cell phones while they're flying sleighs.
And the No. 1 pet peeve Santa has this year:
Everybody and their brother wanting that stupid singing fish..
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