I have a vision-
One of you will have a worrying encounter with a blue-toothed Latvian squirrel.
He will guide you to a far away land, where bread cooks people and geese fly upside-down. There you will meet Hipshonga, the Brazilian chief of sun dances, who will enchant you with his beautiful native handicrafts. Not until you have developed his many woodwork skills will he allow you to venture to the next leg of your quest - high into yonder mountains ye shall sway, amongst the fields and the orange headed doffodills. These mystical specemin will kindly form a bed of exquisite softness for you, upon which you may rest in a peaceful, peaceful sleep. When you wake, you shall find yourself at home again, safe under your own quilt.
Ok, so I have some pretty messed up dreams, but don't we all?