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I Love Horses |
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Do you love horses? Do you have the urge to collect issue after issue of an overpriced magazine allowing you to build a model stable for your horse? You will after singing this. |
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Alizee- 'Moi...Lolita' |
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You might pretend not to like Alizee, y'know, just to look cool, but I know that secretly you'd just love to know the words, so here they are, for your entertainment, complete with (crappy) english translation, and a picture of the self-proclaimed French slut. |
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Mysterious Girl |
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After a lot of attention from 'Im a celebrity, I can't believe it's not butter' Peter Andre's least crappy single is being re-released. That's right- we can hear it again. I have missed it oh so much. |
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Monty Python Songs |
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Eric the Half a bee- A homage to the friendly Demi-bee |
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Every Sperm is sacred- The name says it all |
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The Galaxy Song- They're all the same, really. Crap, but fun. |
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The Arthur theme tune |
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Everybody loves to get home from school at 3:45 and settle down to a double bill of Arthur, but alas, 't'is no more. Those fat cats at the BBC have decided that Arthur is too good for us. Well, I shall lead you all into a rebellion. WE WILL GET ARTHUR BACK... |
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The Oompa-Loompa song |
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The first lyrics to go up on my site, interst seems to be dwindling somewhat for the beloved Oompa-Loompas. I can only ask you to find it in your (seemingly) cold, cruel heart to love them, to care for them, and to LOOK AT THE LYRICS TO THEIR BLOODY SONG!!! |
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S club 8 are cool |
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Everybody knows that S club 8 are the coolest thing in the world. To bask in their reflected street-cred, just 'lap up' (get it?) the lyrics to their version of Puppy Love. |
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The Mr Frosty jingle |
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Do you know what would make me happy- really happy? a MR FROSTY!!! Sing along with the cathchiest of television ad. campaigns. This glorius ice man is sure to bring fun for all the family. Dear santa, for christmas I would like a.... |
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Rose's Songs |
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Here by special request (from Sara) is a collection of songs for Rose. That's pretty much all that there is to write, so I'm gonna shut up, and let you see for yourselves. |
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The Barney song |
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Lucy V asked for these lyrics. According to her they are reeeeeally cool, and I just have to put them up. I am a man of my word, so here they are. Remember, if you want a song here, make sure you tell me the words, or *SHOCK HORROR* I can't put it up. |
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| Request-a-song |
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| Take me Home |
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