HANNAH P- Coincidentally, Hannah looks remarkably like Becky, who even has the same surname as her. Even so, they are two different people. If you need away to tell them apart
Becky is the one who is always with Gavin, and looks like she has been tarred and feathered
Hannah is the one who looks like Becky, 'cept without the tar, the feathers or the annoying little f**k faced w**k*r.
Yes, that's right- I called Gavin a fork faced winker. It's funny 'cause it's true.
JACK B- Jack has orange hair. I therefore assume that he likes oranges. It is on this assumtion that I base my theory that (sorry Jack) he can never be with Jo W, because she hates the things. Ooh, I wonder if she hates oranges BECAUSE OF JACK.
VICKY B- Prepare to be sickened. If you are eating, stop. If you are vomitting, continue.
t'other day Vicky claimed that God was with her. She then went on to specify that God was infact touching her in her 'special place'. So, the rumours are true - Vicky is shagging a 60,000,000,000 year old bearded man who collects dead people. You're next, Vicky.
HAYLEY N- Poor old Hayley has been a wee bit poorly lately, so I would feel guitly for being nasty about her. Still, why should she be treated any differently from the rest of you?
Hayley, as we know talks veeeeery quietly. For all you know, she could be talking right now. Listen. If you do not hear Hayley, you can assume one of 3 things
1- Your hearing has gone
2- Hayley's voice has faded away
3- She is not talking and you are nowhere bloody near her.
SMURF- One of the most irritating people I know. He never stops laughing. Ever
PADDY- Paddy REALLY REALLY REALLY needs a haircut. His current crop reminds me of a shiny, curly tea cosy. It is like bad wig, which doesn't look good, but just won't go away. Please God, make the kid cut it off (unless you're too busy with Vicky).
JENNIE D- A big tv fanatic. She loves the thing, and I don't blame her- who'd of thought that one little box could provide so much entertainment.
GERAINT LLOYD SKELLON-BIGGS- Geraint wins the Hanory prize for the coolest name in the world, and also for the insane capacity of his noggin. How can a Year 10 who likes Tony Blair be remotely intelligent? Well, Geraint is here to prove that wrong.
MEL M.- Quite a little person, who visits this site, so deserves to be mentioned. She can be amusing, but is usually just plain weird.
PIPPA G- Oh, how i miss those long summer days that Pippa and i shared on holiday together in France. Granted, it was when we were 2, but the memories will never die. Especially when I accidentally trod on the wasp and the bugger still had time to sting me before it died. Ooh the pain.
JESS- Jess from Crispin (the one who went out with alex, orare they still together?) often uses the library computers, so I see her JUST PLENTY through that. Her constant and somewhat dull requests for a place here have finally paid off. Oh yes, she told me to tell you that she has fallen out with Laura from Crispin (because you all must care SO much).