TITLE: 10 Lines Hannibal would NOT use in a dangerous situation.

AUTHOR: Hannurdock

RATING: U

WARNINGS: OOC, fun, slightly insane!

STORY TYPE: List

CATEGORY: AU, Humour

LENGTH: One-Off

DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!

1. Is it too late to swap sides?

2. I have glasses on!! You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, wouldya?

3. I grew my nails. Too bad I can't close my hand into a fist any more ...

4. What's the safety again?

5. This little dangerous looking device is ticking. Must be an alarm clock ...

6. BA cut the green wire! Oh, there is no green wire? How about purple? Blue!? Orange? White? Brown .... etc, etc ...

7. This bomb will explode in ten seconds!! My leg is trapped in a cornish pasty!

8. I've had enough. I quit. I'm not playing anymore.

9. I want my mommy!!

10. Okay, I give up!!