TITLE: Lines BA Wouldn't Use .... Ever!

AUTHOR: Hannurdock

RATING: U

WARNINGS: OOC, nothing untoward. Just a bit of fun!

STORY TYPE: List

CATEGORY: AU, Humour

LENGTH: One-Off

DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!

Seen as these proved to be so popular and everyone is adding such funny ones to the list, here is the next one.

10 lines I cannot see BA using under ANY circumstance ...

1. Gosh, what a to-do!

2. I don't like fighting, I'm more of a pacifist at heart.

3. This is my more ... feminine side ....

4. I'm trading my van in for a porche.

5. I've just taken up flying lessons!

6. We're going on holiday to Australia? Can Murdock fly us?

7. Order me a whisky and coke.

8. I've got rid of the Mohican hairdo, its so much easier to look after my hair now I've chopped the rest off.

9. I've pawned my gold.

10. I'm a closet teletubby fan!!