| I saw this in a Yahoo 360 blog:
You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender. Plastic Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. |
| For Clean Humor |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| A Hot Air Balloon is Male,
because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! |