David Morton & Deborah Glew’s Splatter Movie
Scene 1:The Opening

EXT. Small Town

Camera pans down slowly, to reveal a small peaceful town. The only activity in the town is a mailman delivering mail to a house. The house is large white and picturesque of a small upper class American town. The mailman pops the mail through the letterbox, and walks a way. The camera follows the mail through the letterbox.

INT. Small House

A Lady picks up the package, she’s in her late thrities or early forties. She has short blonde hair, she reads the label on the package. She walks over to the stairs.

Mrs Robson: Honey you have mail.
Amy: What is it, mom?
Mrs Robson: Looks like a package.

Amy comes down the stairs, tying her hair back at the same time. She checks her lipstick in the mirror on the way down. She’s short blonde and good looking. She picks it up and rips it open, walking through to the kitchen at the same time, where her mom is looking for her keys.

Mrs Robson: What is it Honey?

Amy pulls a mobile phone from the brown package.

Amy: A mobile phone. Must be from Scott.
Mrs Robson: Oh, I do hope that you won’t be seeing him while I’m away.
Amy: Mum, you can not stop me from seeing him he’s my boy friend.
Mrs Robson: Whenever you see him you get into trouble. Promise me that you won’t see him, when I’m gone no one will be able to bail you out, like last time.
Amy: We never get in trouble, I’m hurt by that comment.

Amy pouts. Her mother looks at her with a disapproving expression.

Mrs Robson: What about the drugs.
Amy: Mother, that was not our fault it was the people at the party. We had nothing to do with that.
Mrs Robson: Why did the police have you in a cell for a night then?
Amy: They…..they… liked my personality so much they wanted to keep me there.
Mrs Robson: That does not explain why they kept you in a cell for the night.

Amy pouts again and turns away. Her mother picks her keys up from on top of the microwave. She also picks her suitcase up and looks around to check that she has not forgotten anything.

Mrs Robson: I have to go now sweetie. But please before I go promise me that you won’t see him, or get into trouble. Please?

Amy reluctantly speaks. You also hear a car horn beep outside.

Amy: O.K.
Mrs Robson: Thanks. Anyway that’s my cab. Bye, I’ll ring you.
Amy: Bye.

Amy’s mum opens the front door, Kisses Amy on the head and leaves.

EXT. Outside the house

Her mum walks to the cab, where the driver leaves her to stick the suitcase in the back. She then opens the door and steps in. She waves through the window. Amy watches the cab drive out of the street. She goes back in the house.

INT. Inside the house

The camera follows Amy into the kitchen where her mobile phone starts ringing. She gets a fright (she still had the mobile in her hand at the time). She looks at it before she presses a button. She walks upstairs while talking on the phone, she slowly makes her way to her room.

Amy: Hello, Scott she’s gone. We are finally alone together, we can spend the night watch some horror movies then… well you know.
Voice from phone: Hello.
Amy: Oh, I am so sorry I thought that you were a friend of mine.

Amy goes red as she enters her room, and jumps on her bed.

Voice from phone: Do you like scary movies?
Amy: Please everyone has seen Scream, that line is so late nineties. Scott if this is you I’ll castrate you.
Voice from phone: I’d love to be your boy friend. (Sarcasm)
Amy: You’re not Scott are you! Who is this?

The tone of the voice changes. It’s dark, deep and stronger than before.

Voice from phone: I’m a sick psycho, who’s seen a lot of scary movies and knows how to kill you creatively….and slowly.

Amy hears a noise from down stairs. She leaves her room and looks over the banister.

Voice from phone: What’s wrong?
Amy: Listen my mom and dad are home and they are going to kick your ass if you come near me.
Voice from phone: I thought you said you were alone.
Amy: Huh.

Amy hears another noise.

Amy: Where are you?
Voice from phone: In your kitchen.
Amy: You can’t be the doors are locked.
Voice from phone: No you didn’t lock the front door, when your mom left.
Amy: What?

Amy runs down the stairs and goes into the kitchen. She looks around.

Amy: Where are you then huh?
Voice from phone: Are you stupid, You don’t come down to investigate a strange noise, I’d thought you said you’d seen scream. Now, by typical slasher movie standards this is the part where I stab you from behind, and gut you like a fish.

Amy turns, and gets a fright when she hears a noise from the closet. She moves slowly towards the closet. She opens the door slowly and a broom falls out.

Amy: Aaarggh. Shit.
Voice from phone: What’s wrong? Are you scared yet? You’re lucky this is no typical slasher. I pride myself on creativity. Hmmm, should I slice your head off and super glue it to the toilet. Or should I pull all your veins out and hang you in the closet by your veins.
Amy: Fuck off.

Amy turns around and her eyes fixate on a tall cloaked figure with a Clown mask, it has large v shaped teeth and bright red hair spiked through the back of the mask. He holds a knife in his hand. Amy looks on in awe, her mouth wide with fear. The cloaked man stabs her in the side of her mouth. The knife goes through one cheek to another. He rips the knife through the mouth. Blood pours from her mouth and Amy falls to the floor.

Cloaked figure: What should I do with you now bitch? Huh.

Amy tries to speak but blood fills her mouth. The house phone rings. The masked figure turns and ponders for a while then picks it up. He puts the receiver to his mouth.

Cloaked figure: Hello.

EXT. Camera follows a car down the motorway. Scott is in the car on a mobile. He has long brown hair slicked back. He’s dressed in a football jacket and jeans.

Scott: Hello, Amy is that you? I’m on my mobile, the receptions crap. I’m on my way though, did your mom leave?
Cloaked figure: Yes.
Scott: Good we can have some fun before we go to that screwy camp. I’m about 10-15 hours away. See ya soon, bye.
Cloaked figure: Bye.

INT. Inside the house

The cloaked figure puts the phone on the hook and grabs Amy by the hair. He picks her up by the hair until they are face to face.

Cloaked figure: Time to get creative bitch.

EXT. The house, 15 hours later

A car pulls up to the house, Scott gets out the car, he stares at the house. It’s now around 9’oclock, it’s pitch black in the street. There are no lights on, he walks up the drive to the door, he is about to knock when he sees the door is open. He pushes the door and steps in the house.

INT. Inside the small house

Scott: Amy, where are you?

He gets no response. He looks around and slowly makes his way to the stairs.

Scott: Must be upstairs. I’m on my way up, I hope you’re not decent.

Scott chuckles to himself as he makes his way up the stairs. He sees a roller blade at the top of the stairs and is careful not to stand on it. He makes his way around the landing and emerges at a section where there are 5 doors. He opens the first and peers in.

Scott: Are you there?

He hears a noise from the stairs and turns. Scott begins to sweat. He sees a room with a poster of Joshua Jackson. He walks towards it.

Scott: Did you forget to pay the electricity bill or sumthin’

He opens the door to Amy’s room. He looks in awe.

Scott: Arghhhhhhhh!

Scott screams as he sees his girlfriend chopped to pieces and stuck to the wall. Amy has been cut into seven pieces, head, arms, breasts, vagina and legs. Her skin has been cut from her bones and stuck on the wall. Blood has soaked the wallpaper and posters. Scott runs out of the room and back into the landing he approaches the stairs and slips on the roller blade.

Scott: Shiiit.

He plummets down the stairs. His head is suddenly taken from his shoulders, as he flew into a wire that was stretched along the stairs. Blood flies everywhere and his head falls next to the cloaked figure, standing in front of the front door.

Cloaked figure: Cool.

Scene 2: Film Class

INT. A Film Class

The camera fixates on a student, talking about their upcoming end of year assignment. She has short blonde hair about shoulder length, she has blue eyes and speaks pleasantly with a typical American teenager accent. She’s dressed in casual clothes like the rest of the class.

Jennifer: So, let me get this straight we have to compile a history of the modern slasher film, write our own script and assess the rules. Why slasher films?

The teacher replies to her. He’s in his early thirties. He has sharp eyes and a pointed smile. His hair is dark and short. He comes across as very smug.

Mr Craven: Why not? With the recent surge of horror movies hitting the cinema, it’s the perfect time.

Brandon comments next. He’s the typical tough guy. The Good looking jock type. Tall, well built with short dark hair.

Brandon: Please, the modern slasher films are so flawed, they have to explain their clichés just for the audience to even understand. And let’s face it only the horror movie buff’s care.

Alana Replies to him. She’s the straight A student. She’s your average person, average size height etc. she has black hair tied back.

Alana: That is not true, clichés were the saviour of the slasher movie. The slasher movies were all but extinct after the eighties with constant rehashes of old ideas. Look at Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elmstreet. They were decent movies but the sequels destroyed them. The clichés brought a new twist to the horror movie. Smart humour. Horror movies where renowned for being very cheesy, and clichés changed that.
Brandon: Friday the 13th a decent movie?

Brandon laughs to himself and Mr Craven gives him a disapproving look. He walks over to Brandon’s desk.

Mr Craven: Brandon, please don’t criticise other peoples opinion. If we did then you would be torn to ribbons with your love of the Farely Brother Movies.
Brandon: You can not fault Dumb and Dumber or There’s something about Mary. They are classics.
Alana: You like Dumb and Dumber? How can you possibly like a movie that has no substance. Just people doing stupid things that would never happen in real life.

Billy comments, he’s ratty looking with fairly long hair for a man. Its shoulder length but not well looked after. He’s the average height and build. He’s always playing tricks on his friends. The joker.

Billy: Stupid things that would never happen in real life, hmmm how about a group of overly sexy teenagers trapped in a cabin, being stalked by a psycho that is indestructible.

Mr Craven smiles and walks back over to his chair.

Mr Craven: Which explains the trip to the camp. You are going to Camp Acorn groove, to view lots of horror films, do a lot of work and not for your own personal pleasure. Which to the contrary I am sure many of you believe. I want this assignment finished by the time you get back. This counts for half of your grades. When you get back…if you get back I want the assignment on my desk Monday morning, without fail.

The class groan in union. As the classroom door opens. The school secretary Mrs Curtis walks in.

Mrs Curtis: Mr Craven, Mr Carpenter would like to see you.
Mr Craven: Thanks Mrs Curtis, I’ll be right there, now class please, continue the discussion, I’ll be right back!
Brandon: Ooohh, you’ve gone and done it now Mr Craven. Didn’t you see Scream, never say you’ll be right back or you’ll end up dead, with your insides on the outside.
Mr Craven: Glad to see someone’s done his research, for once.

Mr Craven leaves his seat and makes his way out of the classroom with Mrs Curtis. The Class waits until he’s gone and then turn to each other and start chatting.

Jennifer: I’m never going to get this done over a weekend.
Brandon: Yeah, I think Mr Cravens out for blood. I mean slasher movies, please no one cares anymore. People have seen everything that can be done in that genre, there’s nothing new.

Katie looks at Jennifer then speaks. She’s got long dark hair and brown eyes. She again is pretty average. She’s very cautious and tends to overreact to things.

Katie: That’s what worries me, we’re going to be stuck in a cabin for three days alone.
Billy: What’s wrong with that. Kinda turns me on.
Katie: Hello, did anyone see the Blair witch project.
Billy: Yeah, listen Katie don’t worry it’s a movie, it’s not real.
Katie: Hey, I’ve seen the web site, it’s real ok.

Alana whispers to herself

Alana: There’s always one.
Darren: Yeah too true.

Alana looks shocked and soon goes red with embarrassment. She looks at Darren. He has short blonde hair and blue eyes. Fairly tall and well built.

Alana: Oh, hi Darren didn’t see you there. So how are things with you?
Darren: Fine now that we know what the assignment is, thank god it’s something that I can enjoy. I love slasher films. How about you?
Alana: Yeah, it’s a subject I love. I can’t wait to get into all the clichés. And the history.

Brandon looks over and chuckles.

Brandon: Listen to the geeks.

Brandon, Katie, Jennifer and Billy start laughing. While Alana stares a whole through Brandon’s head (figuratively). The classroom door opens while Daytona walks in late.

Alana: Thank god, where have you been, I thought you weren’t coming.

Daytona walks over to her desk next to Alana and sits down. Daytona is tall leggy and a brunette she wears a small collar around her neck. She likes to have fun but is not too outgoing. She keeps a straight head in most situations.

Daytona: Sorry, I was waiting for Scott and Amy but they didn’t turn up.
Darren: I’m not surprised, Amy’s mom’s away. They’re probably fuckin’ each other’s brains out.
Alana: They are coming aren’t they?
Daytona: Well I doubt it, the bus leaves in 10 minutes.
Alana: Oh great, it’s the four criminally stupid rejects and us three.

Mr Craven walks into the classroom. The class turns and pays attention to him as he walks over to his desk and sits on the corner.

Mr Craven: O.K everybody the bus is here. You will find horror movies at the main cabin next to the television set. I have a map of Camp Acorn groove. It has all the different cabins on. I’ll let you decide which ones you want. Now get lost.

Mr Craven gives Alana the map while all the students leave the classroom. As the final student leaves Mr Craven walks over to his seat and smiles.

Scene 3: The Bus ride

INT. Outside the film Class

The Camera follows Jennifer and Katie walking down the corridor to their lockers.

Jennifer: It’s so unfair, alone in a small cabin with Brandon and I can’t enjoy it.
Katie: Why don’t you do it on the bus?
Jennifer: The assignment or Brandon?
Katie: The assignment.

Katie laughs to herself. Jennifer opens her locker door while Katie admires a boy walking past. Jennifer takes her bag out of her locker. Brandon and Billy walk over to them.

Brandon: Everyone ready?
Jennifer: Yeah, can’t wait to get there. Take a good long look at the scenery. Soak up some of that sun and go skinny-dipping.

Jennifer looks at Brandon with her wide blue eyes and smiles. She grabs Brandon by the tie and drags him down the corridor on the way to the bus.

Brandon: We’ll see you on the bus.

Katie: Hey you ready?
Billy: Yeah, I’m gonna get the clichés out of the way on the bus, then it’ll free up some time for You.
Katie: You better believe it. I’m not spending a weekend away in a remote cabin just to do work. I have other things on my mind.

Katie smiles and walks away. Billy follows her.

EXT. Outside the school at the bus park.

Alana, Darren and Daytona make their way to the bus and wait outside for the rest of the group.

Alana: Trust them to be late, By the time we get there it’ll be 7 or 8 o’clock.
Darren: Yeah, doesn’t matter though we both know enough about horror movies to do this in a night. That’ll free us up for some other stuff.
Alana: Yeah archery, swimming and whatever else they’ve got.

Alana sees the other members of her class coming out of the entrance and make her way to the bus. Darren looks disappointed and Daytona walks over to him.
Daytona: I don’t think she likes you in that way Darren, you’re her friend nothing more. Sorry.

Daytona makes her way onto the bus, and Darren follows. Jennifer and Brandon approach the bus and are followed by Katie and Billy. They make their way on to the bus one after the other.

INT. The bus

Daytona: Look at the bus driver, he looks drunk or stoned at least.
Alana: Yeah I think that we may be in for a bumpy ride.

They both sit down near the back and Darren follows sitting in front of them. While Jennifer, Brandon, Katie and Billy make their way to the back seat.

Jennifer: Better do as much of this as I can now.
Katie: Yeah we’ll work together it should be no problem.
Brandon: I hope not, I have some plans for tonight.

Jennifer smiles.

INT. The bus about 2 hour later

Jennifer: Finally the clichés and history out of the way. Now I can spend some time with you.
Brandon: Yeah, I can’t believe it was so easy. Slasher movies are so predictable.
Billy: Yeah talk about boring.
Katie: I don’t know how people can watch them.

The camera then leaves Jennifer, Brandon, Billy and Katie. It moves over to Alana, Daytona and Darren.

Darren: I know what you did last summer totally sucked.
Alana: Please it was a modern masterpiece. The scene with Helen in the shop was totally scary. I thought she’d be the star for sure.
Darren: Please it was a limp Scream, the whole quaint little fishing village setting did more harm than justice.
Alana: No way it was original, and the slicker costume one of the most original slasher movie outfits since Ghost face.
Daytona: Hey wasn’t that the Camp sign.

They all stand up and look back.

Alana: Hey Mr bus driver we just missed the turn in.

The bus speeds up.

Darren: Hello are you deaf? We just missed the turn in.

The bus speeds up. Katie stands up.

Katie: What the hell is happening?
Jennifer: Hey, what are you shouting about?
Katie: He missed our stop.
Billy: He’s going a little fast, isn’t he.

The bus speeds up and the driver starts to swerve from one side of the road to another.

Brandon: Hey dick stop the bus.
Daytona: Why’s he speeding up? What’s wrong? Hello are you listening to me stop the fucking bus now.

The bus turns a corner sharply and everyone is swung back to their seat. Brandon gets up and walks towards the driver. As Brandon gets half way there the bus comes to an abrupt stop. Brandon flies to the floor.

Jennifer: Brandon.
Daytona: He’s stopped.

Brandon gets up and the bus doors open.

Brandon: What the fuck?
Driver: Get off the bus, you’re here.
Alana: What the hell is wrong with you.
Driver: Get off the bus and follow the road straight down to the cabin.

They all leave the bus but apart from Billy. Who turns to the driver.

Billy: What is wrong with you, you could have got us killed? Why did you miss the turn in?
Driver: The signs old, they relocated the camp after the incident.

Billy walks off the bus and turns.

Billy: Wait a minute, what incident?

The doors of the bus shut and the bus leaves. The group are left in the woods.

Scene 4: The Woods

Ext. In the woods

They all look around cautiously, as the bus disappears from sight.

Katie: Great this is the part where we all disappear and start seeing strange shaped sticks. I knew this was a bad idea.
Alana: Give it a rest Katie, this isn’t a movie.
Billy: Leave her she’s scared. After that bus ride I’m not surprised. Fucking psycho.

Billy puts his arms around Katie. While Alana looks away in disgust.

Jennifer: Hey why don’t we stop arguing and get to the cabin.
Daytona: Yeah, I agree we need to get to the cabin and settle down for the night. After that ride I think we all need a rest.
Brandon: Come on the driver said it was down this way.
Katie: Can we believe the driver, after that ride I don’t think so.
Darren: You’re being stupid now Katie, you know if this was a horror movie you’d be the first to die. The one who’s scared of their own shadow always dies.

The group begin to make their way down the path to the camp. While Katie pauses for a while thinking. She suddenly looks up and realises that her friends are leaving without her.

Katie: Hey wait up, I don’t wanna die. And I’m not scared of my own shadow.

Katie catches up to the rest of the group.

Jennifer: This is really creepy, I can not wait to get to the cabin and settle in.
Brandon: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you and keep you warm.
Alana: Jesus turn your hormones off for a minute would you.

Alana looks away. Jennifer and Brandon hold each other.

Daytona: Alana why don’t you get the map out, maybe it’ll help us find out where we are.
Brandon: How are you going to read a map in the dark?
Daytona: I have a flash light, dick.

Alana gets the map from her bag. The others wait, shivering with the cold. Daytona gets the flashlight out of her bag and switches it on.

Alana: Here, anyone know how to read it?
Darren: I do, shine the light on it.

Daytona shines the light on the map.

Darren: O.K, this is the old camp by the look of things.
Billy: The driver was telling the truth then.
Darren: Yeah, if we go straight ahead we should be there.
Katie: Thank god.

They hear a rustle from the bushes.

Jennifer: What was that?
Brandon: What?
Jennifer: That noise from the bushes. Didn’t you hear it?
Alana: I did.

The bushes move again. This time the noise is louder. Everyone looks.

Katie: Oh shit. I told you, but no you had to…
Darren: Shut up.

The bushes move again, even louder and this time from a different direction. They all turn and look around.

Brandon: Who’s there? We’re looking for Camp Acorn Groove can you help us?
Jennifer: No answer.
Daytona: Hello who’s there?
Billy: Listen dick we’ve had a bad day and would like to get to our cabin we cannot be bothered to fuck with you ok.

They all look around and wait for a reply. Brandon takes the light off Daytona and starts shining it wildly around the bushes. They all look around following the light to see if they can see anything.

Daytona: Arghhhhhh.

Everyone turns to look for Daytona. They all walk over too were she was standing. They hear screaming through the bushes. They run through the bushes Brandon at the front with Katie following behind. They emerge through the bushes to see Daytona wildly swiping at someone. Brandon runs and tackles the figure dropping the light at the same time. Alana rushes over to pick up the flashlight.

Jennifer: Quick shine it over his face.

Billy and Darren go to help hold the figure down. While Alana shines the flashlight over the figures face.

Daytona: Michael? What are you doing here?
The Group: Michael? (In union)

They all look at Daytona.

Brandon: Who’s Michael?
Daytona: My cousin.
Katie: And what’s he doing here, playing stalker in the bushes?
Daytona: Don’t look at me I don’t know.
Michael: I came down to see you. My Mom and Dad had this huge argument and my mom’s staying at yours. I didn’t think it was a good idea to stay there. So I hitched a ride down here to meet you, but you weren’t at the cabin so I went for a walk and heard talking. Then I saw you and thought I’d scare you.
Alana: You certainly did that.

Brandon, Billy and Darren let go of Michael and get to their feet. Brandon walks over to Jennifer and they cuddle. Daytona walks over to Michael and help get him to his feet. Michael dusts himself off.

Billy: You said you’d been to the camp?
Michael: Yeah
Darren: Well, where is it?
Michael: Oh, it’s just down there, about five minutes walk.
Jennifer: What are we waiting for then?

The group make their way down the road and come to the camp. They all walk into the main cabin.

Scene 5: Settling in.

INT. Inside the main cabin

The students are discussing what to do for the rest of the night. They stand in the main cabin in their social groups. Jennifer turns to the whole group.

Jennifer: I think we should just lay low for the rest of the night.
Brandon: Yeah lets get it on.

Jennifer laughs and looks at Brandon. Alana’s eyes roll.

Katie: Yeah after tonight I think we could all use some sleep.
Billy: Yeah come on.

Billy and Katie walk over to the door and collect their bags, they leave through the door followed by Jennifer and Brandon. Daytona walks over to Alana.

Alana: Who are you going to room with?
Daytona: You if its all right.
Alana: Don’t you think that you should go with Michael. He doesn’t know anyone and I think he’ll probably want to talk about his parents.
Daytona: Oh, I didn’t think. Yeah I think we should probably share together. Come on Michael, we’re going to our cabin.

Michael walks over to the bags and picks up Daytona’s, he walks out the door. Daytona follows and turns when she gets to the door.

Daytona: Good night.
Alana: See you tomorrow.

Daytona walks out the cabin door. Darren walks over to Alana and puts his arm around her shoulder.

Darren: Looks like that just leaves us.
Alana: There is no way that I’m sharing a cabin with you when there are three vacant.
Darren: Great.

Darren walks over to the doorway and picks up his bag he is about to leave and turns around as if he was going to say something, but then leaves. Alana walks over to the window and watches Darren make his way to the cabin. She waits until he is in and then goes to pick up her bags. She leaves the cabin.

EXT. Outside the cabin

Alana makes her way to her cabin. She hears a noise from the bushes. She walks a little faster. She hears another noise from the bushes.

Alana: Hello who’s there?

She waits and hears nothing. She starts walking to her cabin. She hears a noise. She starts running to her cabin. She walks up the stairs and opens the door to her cabin. She turns and looks back. She surveys the whole area then goes into her cabin. The camera then cuts to outside Brandon and Jennifer’s cabin. You can hear breathing all the way through this next part. The camera looks through the window.

INT. Inside Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin

Jennifer is lying on the bed in a small red silk top and knickers. Brandon is in the next room.

Jennifer: Are you ready yet?
Brandon: Yeah, I’ll always be ready for you.
Jennifer: Listen Romeo, if you wanna get with this girl then you better learn some better lines.
Brandon: I’m insulted.
Jennifer: So am I if “I’ll always be ready for you” is the best that you can do.

Jennifer hears a noise outside.

Jennifer: What was that?
Brandon: What was what?
Jennifer: That noise, didn’t you hear it?
Brandon: No.

Brandon comes through and waits for a while. They both hear the noise. Brandon walks out of the bedroom.

Jennifer: Where do you think you’re going?
Brandon: To have a look.
Jennifer: Not without me, you’re not.

Jennifer follows Brandon to the front room where he goes to the front door and opens it. Both him and Jennifer go out to the porch.

EXT. Outside the cabin

Jennifer: Can you see anything?
Brandon: No.

He walks down the steps to the ground and looks around.

Brandon: Must be our imagination, we’re both on edge after today.
Jennifer: Yeah come on.

They both leave and walk back into the cabin. The camera goes to the next cabin and looks through the cabin window. Michael is there talking to Daytona.
He lies on the floor while Daytona is sitting on the chair.

Daytona: I can’t believe it. They always seemed to be so close.
Michael: Yeah, I can’t believe it. It came out of the blue.
Daytona: How…Why?
Michael: Someone else.
Daytona: Never.
Michael: Yeah, My Dad was always working late, or we thought he was working late. Turns out that he wasn’t working at all. He was off with some bitch who destroyed my family.

Michael gets up from the floor.

Daytona: Do you know who he cheated with?
Michael: No, I know it was a slut from the Madison area though.
Daytona: Jesus that’s just around the corner from me.
Michael: Yeah

The camera leaves from their window and goes towards Darren’s cabin. It peers through the window. He lies on his bed and stares at the ceiling thinking. The camera then leaves and moves towards Katie and Billy’s cabin. The camera peers through the window. Katie lies on top of Billy spreading melted chocolate over Billy’s chest.

Katie: I think we should ditch the others tomorrow find a nice quiet place and then have some fun.
Billy: Ever done it in the water?
Katie: We can try it tomorrow, but in the mean time we’ll just have to put up with a bed.
Billy: Fine by me.

Scene 6: Plans

EXT. Camp Acorn Groove

The camera pans down from the tops of the trees over the lake, It makes its way to the Camp, specifically to Katie and Billy’s Cabin. The door opens and Katie walks out. She looks up to the sun and stretches. The door closes behind her. She sees something out of the corner of her eye. She turns to look and sees an axe with a note stuck in her door.

Katie: Arrrghhhh. Shhhhiiiiit.

Katie runs over to the next cabin. She bangs on the door.

Katie: Help me. Darren.

She opens the door, and runs in.

INT. Darren’s cabin.

She walks in and looks around. She does not see anyone.

Katie: Darren, Help.

She hears no reply. She walks into the cabin further past the bathroom to the bedroom. She looks around. She walks further into the bedroom.

Katie: Darren, are you there?

The camera positioned behind Katie pulls back slightly to reveal a hand moving towards her. The hand touches her shoulder.

Katie: Arrrgggh.

She turns quickly screaming.

Darren: Hey calm down what’s wrong?
Katie: Oh, Darren thank god, someone’s out there, they tried to kill me. Help.
Darren: What?
Katie: Come on.

Katie drags Darren out of the cabin and over to hers.

EXT. Outside Katie and Billy’s cabin
Katie points at the axe. Darren walks over to it and pulls it out of the Door.

Darren: Someone threw this at you?
Katie: No
Darren: Did someone chase you with it?
Katie: No
Darren: So what happened?
Katie: I found it in the door.
Darren: That’s it, that’s what you screamed down camp for? Katie this is just someone being funny trying to scare you.

The cabin door opens. Billy walks out.

Billy: Hey, what’s all the commotion about?
Darren: Katie found this on the cabin door? She thinks someone tried to kill her.
Katie: How else can you explain an axe wedged into the cabin door?
Billy: It’s just someone’s idea of a joke Katie.
Darren: Thank you voice of reason, by the way you got chocolate on your chest.

Darren looks down and wipes his chest and starts to go red with embarrassment, he looks at Katie smiling as Darren walks away. Billy puts his arm around Katie. She walks back into the cabin. Billy picks up a piece of paper from the floor. It reads “ Hope you enjoyed yourselves last night sluts, because it was you last”. Billy looks at it and looks around.

INT. Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin

Jennifer comes out from the bathroom and sees Brandon on the bed. She walks over to the bed and sits next to him.

Jennifer: Hey Brandon, so what we gonna do today?
Brandon: I’ll have to leave you for a while I’ve got things to do.
Jennifer: Planning on neglecting me are you?
Brandon: No, I’m just saving you for tonight. Cause I got something special planned.
Jennifer: Oh, I’m intrigued, tell me more.
Brandon: Sorry honey, you’ll have to wait until tonight. It’ll slay you.

The camera cuts to Daytona and Michael’s cabin.

INT. Daytona and Michael’s cabin.

Daytona and Michael lay on the Bed looking up to the ceiling.
Michael: Thanks for everything. I really needed that. You’ve helped a lot.
Daytona: So what are you going to do now?
Michael: My friend’s coming to pick me up.
Daytona: You’re not staying?
Michael: No I have things to do.
Daytona: Any time you want to talk you know where I am.
Michael: Yeah. Thanks.

The camera cuts to Alana’s cabin.

INT. Alana’s cabin

She stands at the window and watches Katie and Billy leave the cabin with a bag. She thinks for a while and then she makes her way out of the cabin.

EXT. Outside the cabin

Alana runs over to Billy and Katie.

Alana: Hey what are you guys doing today?
Katie: We are going to find a quiet place and enjoy ourselves.
Alana: Ok.

Alana walks away. Billy and Katie continue to make their way towards the lake.

Alana: Ouch, stone cold.

Daytona comes up behind Alana and she turns.

Alana: Hey what are you doing today?
Daytona: I’m gonna lay by the lake and get a tan. What about you?
Alana: I’m gonna go into town get some supplies, what about Michael?
Daytona: He’s going to meet a friend on the road just outside of camp, he’s going home.
Alana: Did you sort everything out?
Daytona: Yeah, he still feels down but that’s to be expected.
Alana: Yeah, Any way I’ll go see Jennifer and Brandon and see what they’re doing.
Daytona: Ok, see ya.

Alana walks away from Daytona on her way to Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin, as Daytona walks towards the main cabin. Alana approaches Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin, she walks up the stairs.

Alana: Hello is everybody decent.
Jennifer: Yeah come on in.

Alana makes her way into the cabin.

INT. Inside Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin.

Brandon and Jennifer lay on the bed as Alana comes through the door.

Alana: What are you guys doing today?
Jennifer: I’m not sure, I think I might try some archery or something. What about you?
Alana: I’m going into town, when are we going to watch the movies for the assignment?
Jennifer: We’ve done half of the assignment already, but I wouldn’t mind watching some movies tonight.
Brandon: Hey I thought we had plans?
Jennifer: We can put them off until tomorrow night.
Brandon: Uurggh.
Alana: Great meet us in the main cabin tonight around seven.
Jennifer: Ok we’ll see you then.

Alana make her way out of the cabin.

EXT. Outside Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin

Alana looks over to see Daytona and Darren talking. The Camera cuts to Daytona and Darren talking.

Darren: So how about we go out for a boat ride today.
Daytona: Yeah why not.
Darren: Great it’s a date.
Daytona: Oh I get it, Alana rejects you so you move onto me. You’re so predictable Darren Barker.
Darren: No please, I understand that nothing will ever happen between Alana and I. I need to move on.
Daytona: I understand. Ok boat rides back on.

They both hug. Alana looks on from Brandon and Jennifer’s cabin.

Alana: Slime Ball.

Daytona makes her way back into her cabin.

Scene 7: A Death in the Family

INT. Daytona’s cabin

Michael is packing his bags, while Daytona is doing her make up in the cabin's bathroom.

Daytona: I can’t believe you‘re going.
Michael: Well I can’t stay here forever can I, besides you have work to do and I think I’m getting in the way of you and Darren.
Daytona: There is nothing going on between Darren and me.
Michael: Please he has major goo-goo eyes for you.
Daytona: He does not. Does he?

Daytona comes out of the bathroom and looks at Michael.

Michael: Yeah.

Michael and Daytona laugh to themselves, while Michael grabs his bags. He takes his coat and puts it on. Daytona walks over to them. She hugs him.

Daytona: Bye.
Michael: Promise me that you won’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Daytona: Yeah.
Michael: Bye.

Michael walks over to the cabin door and leaves through it. Daytona walks over to the window and watches him leave. She smiles. Daytona sees Darren outside her cabin. He moves out of sight while the door opens. Darren walks in.

Darren: So he’s gone then.
Daytona: Yeah.
Darren: So you have a spare bed going.
Daytona: No sorry.
Darren: You’ll change your mind.
Daytona: Don’t be so sure. Any way what time are we going for the boat ride?
Darren: Any time you want. Are you ready for about 10 minutes?
Daytona: Yeah, I’ll see you at the lake then.
Darren: Ok, see you there.

Darren walks out the cabin and leaves Daytona, she smiles. The camera then cuts to Jennifer and Katie.


INT. Jennifer and Brandon’s cabin

Jennifer and Brandon are both sitting on the bed together, holding each other. Brandon reaches for a drink and takes a sip, he places the glass back on the bedside unit.

Jennifer: Why do you have to leave me?
Brandon: I have to get things ready for tomorrow night.
Jennifer: You know you are being far too secretive.
Brandon: If I told you it would spoil the surprise.
Jennifer: Ok. I’ll trust you for now. But you better be here tonight for the movies.
Brandon: Yeah.

Brandon gets up and walks into the bathroom. Jennifer sits up and checks how she looks in the mirror.

Jennifer: Your surprise better be good because I’m going to have to spend a day with Alana, and if all she does is talk about movies I’m going to suspend some of our night time activities.
Brandon: What? No way.
Jennifer: Yes way.

Brandon comes out of the bathroom. He picks a shirt up from the floor. He put his shirt on. Jennifer moves her hair around in font of the mirror.

Brandon: I’m going now, but I promise you I’ll be back for tonight.
Jennifer: Ok bye.
Brandon: See ya.

Brandon walks over to the cabin door and opens it, he leaves through the door. Jennifer ties her hair back and slumps herself on the bed. The camera then cuts to Katie and Billy.

EXT. The other side of the lake

Katie sits on the floor with a drink and some snacks, while Billy is swimming in the water. He approaches the edge of the lake where Katie is.

Billy: When are we going to do it?
Katie: I want a tan, you’ll have to wait.
Billy: And I want you in the lake.
Katie: Later, wait a minute you know how your fingers get and toes get all wrinkly when you’re in the bath does your…?
Billy: Come and find out.
Katie: Hey I’m not the one who needs to come.

Katie picks a bag of peanuts out of her bag. Billy looks and turns away and starts swimming. The camera cuts to the road where Michael waits for his ride.

EXT. The main road leading to the camp.

Michael looks at his watch. He looks up and down the road and sees nothing. He sits on the floor with his bag beside him.

Michael: Fucking late.

As he spoke a blue Ford car pulls up. He opens the door.

Michael: You’re late. Wait you’re not Jason? Who are you?
Hooded figure: A friend of Jason’s, he sent me to pick you up, he can not make it.
Michael: I wondered what you where doing in his car.

Michael sits down and throws his bag in the back. The hooded figure turns to Michael.

Hooded figure: Sit in the back.
Michael: What?
Hooded figure: Sit in the back.
Michael: Why?
Hooded figure: Just because you are a friend of Jason’s does not mean you are a friend of mine. Sit in the back.
Michael: Ok.

Michael opens the door and gets out the car. He walks over to the rear of the car. He opens the door and climbs in. He sits down and closes the door. The car starts and pulls out onto the road. They drive for a few minutes.

Michael: So where’s Jason.
Hooded figure: In hell.
Michael: What?

As Michael spoke a the hooded figure presses a button on the dash board of the car, a large razor blade comes out from the boot into the back seat of the car and through Michael’s stomach. Blood slowly trickles down his chest. Michael faints with shock and the camera fades to black.

INT. The woods

The camera focuses on Michael’s face. He slowly regains consciousness. His eyes open and adjust to the surroundings. The camera pulls back away from Michael to reveal the full picture. Michael is strung up to a tree by his wrists, which are cut from the strain and are bleeding slowly. There is a large scar on his chest that pours with blood.

Hooded figure: Well, well, well. Look what we have here. A poor fool is hanging from a tree bleeding to death.
Michael: Wh…wh…w…
Hooded figure: Who am I?

The hooded figure pulls his hood down to reveal a clown mask.

Clown: I’m your slayer.
Michael: Arghh…
Clown: Please don’t try to scream. Hmm what should I do with you? Leave you here to bleed to death? No it’s been done before. I know.

The Clown walks over to the car and opens the boot. He pulls out some chains with small hooks on the end. He walks over to where Michael is hanging, and goes around the back of the tree. He drops one of the chains on the floor and ties the other around the tree. There are four smaller chains attached to the chain around the tree. They have hooks on the end of the chains. He fastens one of the hooks on to Michael’s skin.

Michael: Arghh.

He fastens another on.

Michael: Arghh.

He fastens another on.

Michael: Arghh.

He fastens another on.

Michael: Arghh.
Clown: Ow, is the poor baby in pain.
The Clown picks up the other chain and does the same. He attaches all the four hooks into Michael’s skin. He screams in agony each time. He takes the end of the chain and fastens it to the cars bumper.

Clown: This is the best part. You see I start driving very slowly, to make the pain excruciating. And I get to see what would happen. Does your body tear apart? Let’s find out.

The clown gets into the car and starts the engine. He drives slowly forward the chains pull at Michael’s body. He drives further. Michael’s skin starts to stretch to the limit. The car drives further. The skin starts to come off Michael’s body. The car drives further and the skin is torn from Michael’s body completely. The chains drop to the floor with Michael’s skin attached. He has large parts of skin missing from his chest and back. Blood pours. The clown gets out of the car and walks towards Michael.

Clown: So the body doesn’t rip in two it just sheds its skin, shame would have been great in my movie. Oh well shit happens you just have to get on with life. Well you can’t because you’re dead.

The clown cuts Michael down from the tree. He falls to the floor. The clown pulls out a knife. He leans over Michael and starts to cut around his left eye. He puts the knife into the eye socket and flips it out. The eye still attached to the body with veins and parts of flesh, the clown slices through them.

Clown: Now I’ve just got to get through the middle and ending of the movie and still be original at the same time with just the right amount of clichés. It should be fun. For me.

Scene 8:The Boat ride.

EXT. The lake

Katie lies on the ground with her sunglasses and MP3 player playing. She has no care in the world. Billy is not in sight. Katie suddenly takes her sunglasses off and then her earphones. She places the earphones and sunglasses on the ground. She sits up and looks around.

Katie: Billy. Where are you? Billy. Trust him to disappear when I’m in the mood. Ah shit.

Katie puts her sunglasses on and picks up her earphones and places them in her ears. She lies back down.

EXT. The boat shed near the lake.

Darren and Daytona pull a small boat out of the boat shed. They take it along to the lake.

Daytona: If I knew all the effort that had to go in to getting this heap onto the lake, I’d have stayed in the cabin.
Darren: Hey you get to spend the day with me what more could you want?
Daytona: I think it would be easier to list the things that I don’t want, the lists a lot shorter.
Darren: You can be cold when you want to.
Daytona: Don’t I know it.

They bring the boat over to the lake and drop it off the ledge.

Darren: There you go get in.
Daytona: What?
Darren: Get in.
Daytona: There is no way I’m going in there first. What if it sinks?
Darren: Then hold it.

Daytona grabs a hold of the boat. Darren sticks his leg over the edge and on to the boat. He puts his other leg on the boat and holds onto the ledge. It starts to slowly sink at the end he is standing in.

Darren: Help
Daytona: Ha, ha, ha, you’re supposed to spread your weight around you can’t just stand in the one end.
Darren: Easier said than done.

Darren takes a step back, he slowly lets go of the ledge. The boat wobbles.

Daytona: Sit down or you’ll fall
Darren: I’m going to.

Darren crouches as he is about to sit down and the boat rocks plunging him into the water. Daytona laughs as Darren surfaces from the lake. He climbs into the boat, with great difficulty but gets in.

Darren: Come on it’s your turn now and pass me the towel.
Daytona: Wait a minute.

Daytona rummages through her bag and takes a towel from her bag. She throws it over to Darren.

Daytona: There ya go.

Darren catches the towel and dries himself off with it. Daytona walks towards the ledge and pulls the boat closer to her. She climbs down from the ledge and sits down on the boat opposite Darren. She smiles at him.

Daytona: There see, it’s easy.
Darren: Oh, very funny.
Daytona: I thought so.

Daytona takes the towel off Darren and puts it down the side of the boat. She takes the paddles and hands them over to Darren.

Darren: What?
Daytona: Paddle.
Darren: Oh I see I have to do all the work. I’m regretting this already.
Daytona: Shut up and paddle.

Darren paddles and the boat goes further away from camp. The camera then cuts to Katie.

EXT. The Lake with Katie

Katie takes her sunglasses off and looks around.

Katie: Billy where the fuck are you?

She looks around and still sees no one. She takes her earphones out of her ears and stands up.

Katie: Billy, Billy, Billy, Aw shit if you’re trying to scare me I’ll kill you, do you hear me.

She sits back down and gets a chocolate bar from her bag. She casually looks around. The camera cuts to Jennifer at the camp.

EXT. The camp

Jennifer is looking for Alana. She walks over to her cabin, she climbs up the steps and walks into her cabin.

INT. Alana’s cabin

Jennifer walks in and looks around.

Jennifer: Alana are you in.

She walks further into the cabin and sees a note. It reads “gone to shops. I’ll be back for the movies tonight.”

Jennifer: Oh shit I forgot, damn it now I’ll just have to sun bathe on my own.

She walks out of the cabin.

EXT. Outside Alana’s cabin

Jennifer walks over to the grass and lies her towel on the floor. She sits down and takes her sunglasses out of her bag. She puts them on and lies back to soak up the sun. The camera cuts to the lake where Daytona and Darren are having a heart to heart.

EXT. The boat on the lake

Daytona admires the scenery around her while Darren admires Daytona.

Daytona: It’s beautiful, I never pictured it to be so stunning.
Darren: It helps that you’re here.
Daytona: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or slap you.
Darren: Why can’t you take me seriously?
Daytona: What do you mean?
Darren: I like you I want to spend time with you yet every time I pay you a compliment you get cold on me.
Daytona: I like you too I just don’t want Alana to find out.
Darren: Why not? I thought that she didn’t like me anyway.
Daytona: She doesn’t but, I don’t know it seems kinda weird that one minute you’re all over her then me the next me.

Darren laughs and Daytona looks at him. He stops and smiles at her.

Darren: Listen we can keep this secret for a while, I like you I want to get to know you better and that means that I am not going to take no for an answer.
Daytona: In that case you better keep it quiet. I like you to, but I want things to be on hold until I tell Alana.
Darren: I don’t think I can wait.
Daytona: You’ll have to.
Darren: I love you.
Daytona: You’re being premature.
Darren: I can’t help myself.

Daytona looks at him closely. He smiles at her. She can not help but laugh. He takes his hand and places it on her chin. He gently rubs her cheek with his thumb.

Darren: You’re one in a million.
Daytona: I’m starting to believe you are.

They both move closer and kiss. It lasts for a while until Daytona pulls away.

Daytona: Don’t you think we’re moving to fast?
Darren: I don’t think we’re moving fast enough.

They both lean forward and kiss again. This time longer and with more emotions displayed.

Scene 9: The day before

EXT. The camp

Jennifer lies on the ground sun bathing. She listens to the radio positioned next to her blanket. She takes her glasses off.

Jennifer: This is so boring. Why did everyone leave me?

She stands up, and turns her radio off. She picks up her blanket and rolls it up, and places it in her bag. She picks her bag up and places it over her shoulder.

Jennifer: I think it’s time to get going and do something productive girl. Let’s do some archery.

Jennifer makes her way down to the archery area while the camera cuts to Katie alone in the woods near the lake.

EXT. The woods near the lake.

Katie looks around while eating her chocolate bar.

Katie: Billy where are you?

She hears a noise.

Katie: Billy is that you? Billy. I swear to god if you’re trying to scare me I’ll kill you. You hear me I’ll fucking kill you.

She looks around and hears another noise.

Katie: Billy this isn’t funny.

She looks around and again hears another noise. She stands up and looks around. She walks in to the woods. She hears another noise.

Katie: Billy where are you?

Katie walks further into the woods and looks around. She hears a noise from in front of her and runs toward it.

Katie: Billy is that you?

Katie looks around and hears a whisper of her name.

Whisper: Katie.
Katie: Who’s there?

She hears a noise and looks around. She hears another whisper.

Whisper: Katie
Katie: Huh, Billy is that you, Billy this isn’t funny.

She looks around and hears a noise and a whisper.

Whisper: Help me.
Katie: Billy, where are you?
Whisper: Help.
Katie: I will just tell me where you are.
Whisper: Katie

Katie hears a noise and runs forward. She runs for a short time then stops. She looks around and turns as she hears a noise.

Katie: Billy? Is that you?

Katie walks forward slowly and looks past a bush. The camera pulls back to reveal blood on a tree. The writing reads “I know who you fucked this summer”. Katie gasps and turns around she runs into someone.

Katie: Arrrgghhhhhhh!

The camera cuts to Jennifer.

EXT. The Archery.

Jennifer carries a large target on her back.

Jennifer: This is ridiculous why the hell is this thing so heavy.

Jennifer drops the target next to the target stand. She lifts it up and places it on the stand. She pants and then walks over to a line drawn on the floor about 25 meters away from the target. She picks up a crossbow of the floor and loads it. Or tries to.

Jennifer: How the hell does this thing go in?

Jennifer puts the arrow in the middle of the bow and pulls the string back and places it on the back of the bow. It clicks.

Jennifer: That must be it.

As she spoke the arrow flies out of the bow and hits a fence behind the target.

Jennifer: Maybe not.

Jennifer loads the bow but this time secures the arrow. By placing the latch over the string.

Jennifer: Oh, I’ve progressed.

Jennifer aims the bow at the target. She pulls the trigger and the arrow leaves the bow. It flies towards the target but only manages to hit the outside of it.

Jennifer: Move over Buffy.

The camera cuts to Darren and Daytona.

EXT. The boat on the lake

Darren and Daytona sit on the boat starring at each other.

Daytona: Where do we go now?
Darren: I don’t know?

Daytona looks up and looks back at Darren.

Daytona: It’s getting dark, I think we should row back before we get trapped out here.
Darren: That’s not a bad idea.
Daytona: And what would we do out here for a night.
Darren: I can think of a few things.

They both laugh then Daytona slap’s him.

Daytona: Row.
Darren: You don’t have to tell me twice.

The camera then cuts to Katie.

EXT. The woods

Katie screams in the middle of the woods.

Katie: Arrrgghhhhh!
Billy: Hey what’s wrong?
Katie: Billy.

She opens her eyes and stares at Billy. She grabs a hold of him and hugs him.

Katie: Oh Billy thank god it’s you.
Billy: What’s wrong?
Katie: Someone here.
Billy: Come on.

Katie grabs Billy and drags him over to the tree.

Billy: I know who you fucked this summer.

Billy laughs out loud.

Katie: What are you laughing at?
Billy: What it’s funny.
Katie: Funny someone’s trying to kill me.
Billy: You’re over reacting, again.
Katie: Lets just go back to the lake. The woods creep me out.

Billy and Katie head back to the woods. The camera cuts to Jennifer.

EXT. The Archery

Jennifer points the bow at the target and fires. The arrow flies and hits the target just outside the bull’s eye.

Jennifer: So close. One more time.

She loads up the bow and aims at the target. She presses the button. The arrow flies out of the bow and hits the bull’s eye on the target.

Jennifer: Yes. I am so great.

Suddenly another arrow flies past Jennifer’s head towards the target. It hits Jennifer’s arrow and goes straight through Jennifer’s arrow splitting it in two.

Jennifer: What the hell?

Jennifer turns around. She looks around to see who fired the arrow but sees no one. She folds her arms and frowns.

Jennifer: Hello. You could of fucking killed me, idiot. What the hell where you thinking?

Jennifer turns and walks over to the target. When she reaches the target she examines the target and takes the arrow out from it.

Jennifer: Jesus you’re fucking good. Whoever you are.

Jennifer turns back around and looks. The camera cuts to Darren and Daytona.

EXT. The lake

Darren gets off the boat and helps Daytona off.

Daytona: That was fun.
Darren: Let’s do it again sometime.
Daytona: Yeah let’s.
Darren: In the mean time we have to get this boat in the boat shed.
Daytona: Great

They both grab a hold of the boat and pull it out from the water onto the ledge. They both pick the boat up and carry it along to the boat shed. They drop the boat in the shed and close the doors.

Daytona: This really was a great night, I think we should go and see if Alana’s back. I think she said everyone was going to watch some movies in the main cabin.
Darren: Ok, we’ll go and see some movies. I suppose the assignment has to be done sometime.

Darren and Daytona make their way towards the main cabin. The camera cuts to Jennifer in the main cabin.

INT. The main cabin

Jennifer sits on the bed with the videos scattered on the floor.

Jennifer: Looks like I’m going to be in for a great night. Jamie Lee Curtis, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt or various nameless bimbo’s from the Nightmare on Elm Streets and the Friday the 13th’s. I just can not wait. (Sarcasm)

Jennifer looks at the door as it opens. Alana and Brandon walk through.

Jennifer: Hey you’re back, about time too. Which movies should we start watching?
Alana: Maybe we should wai…

The cabin doors open and Daytona and Darren walk in.

Brandon: You were saying?
Alana: How about Friday the 13th.

Scene 10: Movies

INT. The main cabin

Alana, Brandon, Jennifer, Daytona and Darren are sitting around the television. All the cabins curtains are drawn and the lights are off. Horror films are scattered all over the floor.

Alana: So which one should we watch?
Jennifer: They’re all the same aren’t they?
Darren: No.
Brandon: Well what’s the best?
Daytona: Scream by far.
Darren: No way Halloween, nothing can beat John Carpenter’s classic chiller.
Alana: Please it’s all a joke. The body count is low the chill’s are few and far between and Michael Myers can not be killed. There’s no point.
Darren: Please like Jason’s any better.
Alana: Yes. Jason is the most iconic slasher movie killer ever.
Jennifer: Ok children stop hissy fitting.
Brandon: Bride of Chucky?

Brandon looks at Alana, Darren and Daytona. They look at each other.

Daytona: Bride of Chucky? Are you insane? It has to be the most flawed horror movie ever. It came out after scream and followed in the coattails of its success. It tried so hard to keep the smart assed clichés funny and failed. It only added to the already lethal amount of angles that character had. I mean you give him a wife then a confused about his or her sex child. Seed of Chucky is so gonna be crap.
Jennifer: Please stop. This is so annoying, why can’t you decide on a horror movie?
Alana: Ok, how about Friday the 13th, it’s fitting for the situation.
Darren: Fine by me.
Daytona: Me too.
Jennifer: Thank god.

Alana takes the Friday the 13th video and inserts it in the video player. She puts the box back with all the other videos.

Jennifer: Is it good?
Alana: Totally, the surprise ending is a killer.
Jennifer: Let me guess the killer is Jason’s mother.
Darren: How?
Daytona: Scream huh.
Alana: That movie ruined the ending for everyone.
Brandon: The advertising campaign was ingenious. Everyone expects the killer to be Jason, a small boy who drowned. But little did they know that the killer was Jason’s mother out to get revenge on the camp councillors who were having sex while her boy drowned.
Alana: It was also the first major female killer in a slasher movie. Something that had never really been done before, at least not to this degree. Serial killers are typical white male’s in their twenty’s or thirty’s.
Darren: Please what about Mrs. Bates.
Daytona: That does not count, Norman was his mother and what about Mrs. Loomis?
Alana: Mrs. Loomis didn’t actually kill she hired a psycho over the Internet to do it. It’s a major difference.
Jennifer: Where are Katie and Billy?
Alana: They said they were going to find a quiet spot to erm, well you know.
Brandon: Wish I could get me some of that right now.

Jennifer turns and hits Brandon.

Brandon: You know if this was a horror film what would be the rules?
Jennifer: What?
Brandon: Well we’re in the middle of nowhere, in a camp what if some serial killer was here to kill us.
Alana: Trust no one. Look what happened to the girl at the end of Friday the 13th. She trusted Mrs Voohries and she tried to stab her in the back.
Daytona: Don’t shut yourself up in one area. You need as many possible escape routes as you can get. Look at Night of the living dead. The zombies easily entered the house and slaughtered the group.
Darren: Never hide in one place. The killer always finds you.
Jennifer: Never run up the stairs, the killer is bound to be there or will chase you up there trapping you. Use the front door.
Alana: Expect the unexpected. Look at Scream the killer was Billy Loomis, which was a total surprise. I know what you did last summer had the father of the daughter who was going out with the person they thought they’d killed.
Brandon: What if the killer was one of us.

The whole group turns and looks at Brandon. He smiles at them.

Jennifer: What do you mean what if the killer was one of us?
Brandon: Well lets pretend that we are in a slasher movie. By the rules of a slasher film the killer is one of us getting revenge for some reason. Who would it be and why?
Alana: You. Let’s face it if this were a slasher movie Jennifer is the big breasted star who seems smarter than the average run of the mill slasher victim. The main heroine always gets smarter in every movie. From the dumb ones in Friday the 13th to the ones orchestrating ways to kill someone that only exists in their dreams. And now you have films like Scream with movie buff’s analysing the rules so they can catch the killer out.
Darren: With Brandon being the popular boy friend, you create the perfect heroine and killer.
Daytona: Have you or a family member done anything to harm Brandon in the past Jennifer?

Jennifer looks at Brandon.

Jennifer: No. Have I?
Brandon: No.
Darren: But of course you wouldn’t know the reason why Brandon wanted to kill you until the final act, where the killer explains the reason why he wants to kill you. It’ll turn out that you’ll be long lost relations or your parents have had some relationship with each other. Whether one of your parents will have burned one of his, or maybe they had a little fumble with each other.
Jennifer: Ok the trailers are finished I think that we should watch the movie.
Brandon: Yeah.

They all settle themselves down and start to watch the movie. During the movies opening Jennifer glances over at Brandon and turns back to the television screen. When Brandon looks over to her. The scene cuts to Katie and Billy in the woods.

EXT. At the lakeside in the woods

Billy and Katie lie next to each other near the lake. He holds her.

Katie: I hate this. Why did we have to go to this stupid camp?
Billy: Listen, don’t get worked up by this. It’s just someone having a bit of fun with you.
Katie: But why me, what have I done?
Billy: People know that you’re a bit squeamish when it comes to horror movies. It’s nothing personal. Just don’t let it bother you.
Katie: It’s hard not too. I just want to enjoy my self.

Katie puts her hand into a crisp packet and takes one out, she places it in her mouth and crunches the crisp. Billy looks at her.

Billy: I know what’ll cheer you up.
Katie: What?
Billy: Come on.

Billy stands up and walks towards the lake.

Katie: Billy is that all you think about?
Billy: Yeah.

Katie laughs and stands up as Billy walks into the lake. She takes her top off and walks into the lake.

Billy: Woah.
Katie: Time to play.

Katie walks further into the lake as the camera cuts to the main cabin.

EXT. The main cabin

Brandon and Jennifer lie on the floor next to each other while Alana, Darren and Daytona sit on the chair behind them. The camera is on the television where a scene from Friday the 13th is playing.

Jennifer: This is so stupid, Why the hell doesn’t she just leave the bathroom. Jason is obviously there.
Brandon: She doesn’t know about Jason yet.
Jennifer: Why does she have to be semi-naked?
Alana: They need to attract an audience. Generally girls will want to see a scary movie they like to be scared. There will be the horror movie buff’s who are always at a movie. They need to attract a bigger following, the average Joe. Tits do that.
Darren: Totally.
Jennifer: Makes sense, but what is it with the recent obsession with teen films?
Daytona: There always been an obsession with teens in films, Especially with horror films. I think its something to do with the target audience.

Darren speaks referring to the television.

Darren: Oh, Jason hacks up another victim.
Brandon: This film really sucks. I mean look at these kids their friends are being killed one by one and they don’t even realise it. How stupid do the creators of movies think we are?
Alana: I agree.
Jennifer: What are slasher films? I mean they aren’t horror films they’re generally thrillers, yet why are they labelled horror films. It makes no sense.
Daytona: I think it’s because of the indestructible killers that inhabited the genre in the 80’s.

They all nod in agreement. Darren laughs out loud at the television, when Jason’s victim makes another stupid mistake.

Alana: What’s everybody’s favourite scary movie?
Darren: Mines Halloween. John Carpenter was a genius. He brings out one of the greatest slasher killers and gives the movie a decent story line. That was a first for slashers.
Daytona: Puh-leaze what about Prom Night, the concept was brilliant.
Brandon: I like Scream.
Alana: So does everyone. It’s so widely accepted between movie buffs and movie casuals. Kevin Williamson took everything to the extreme. Except deaths. They all seemed to involve a knife.
Daytona: Yeah that was pretty sucky.

They all turn to the screen as an important part in the movie is played. They turn back to each other. Brandon looks at Jennifer.

Brandon: What’s yours?
Jennifer: I’m not a fan.
Alana: You’ve got to have at least one you like.
Jennifer: Sorry I hate that stuff.
Daytona: You would totally be the star if this was a horror film, they always hate horror movies.

They turn back to the screen and the camera closes up on Jennifer’s face. She appears to be in deep thought.

Scene 11:The sex scene

EXT. The lake by the woods

Katie walks towards the water and goes under. Billy standing in the water looks around. His eyes search the water.

Billy: Where are you?

Billy looks around and still hears nothing.

Billy: I get it you wanna play a little pre-sex game here.

Suddenly Billy cries out and Katie resurfaces. Holding him by the hips from behind.

Katie: It’s not nice to be scared, is it?
Billy: You really do get sexier every night.
Katie: So I take it with the cheesy line you’ve just fed me it you’ve got your dick turned on.
Billy: Yeah.
Katie: Come on then stick it in.
Billy: Open up baby.

Billy puts his arms around Katie and kisses her neck. He moves his way down. He moves his hips as he slips his penis into he vagina. This is underwater the camera does not catch it. Katie suddenly stops.

Katie: What the hell did you just slip in me.
Billy: What do you think?
Katie: That can not be your dick.
Billy: What?
Katie: Billy that thing was twice the size last night.
Billy: It shrinks in water.
Katie: Well un-shrink it.

Billy raises his eyebrows at Katie.

Billy: What? Katie, its in water it gets cold it shrivels to get warm.
Katie: Well go warm it up.
Billy: Why?
Katie: If I wanted a little pecker I’ll go fuck a midget. Now go warm it up or whatever you do to make it normal.
Billy: Arrghh shit.

Billy and Katie fidget for a while until his penis is out. He goes toward the beach and gets a towel. He ties it around his waist. He sits down and stares at Katie.

Katie: Well how long is it going to take.
Billy: A while, I’ve been in the pool all day.
Katie: Fucking hell.

Katie walks over to him as the camera switches to the cabin.

INT. The main cabin

Brandon, Jennifer, Alana, Darren and Daytona are watching movies. They have finished Friday the 13th and are watching Scream 3.

Jennifer: This seems different to the others.
Alana: Yeah Erhn Kruger wrote it.
Jennifer: The Arlington Road guy.
Darren: Yeah, It signifies a change in the movie. The death scenes suck but the clichés are smarter as is the plot.
Brandon: It’s funnier as well, teaming Parker Posey with Courtney Cox was a stroke of genius.
Daytona: The Movie within a movie is a great idea as well.

The group nod and agree.

Alana: I can’t understand why the critics gave it bad reviews. It’s smarter, funnier has novel concepts such as the move within a movie and the ghost face scene where he is hidden within all the ghost face costumes. It wrapped the whole story up nicely and this time the killer was understandable.
Daytona: The critics suck. They proclaim new ideas a to be a stroke of genius even if the movie they are in is fatally flawed and not entertaining. They rarely give old ideas with a new edge the chance.
Brandon: Yeah what is it with critics they love obscure movies. Italian or Japanese films even if they’re crap.
Darren: They try to make themselves look good by liking foreign crap. They won’t even give slasher sequels a chance. Look at all the Jason sequels. They were given crap reviews. Even the best of the bunch no three. I bet they didn’t even watch it.
Jennifer: Why is it critics believe Hollywood to be so fucked up and say we should take a leaf from foreign low budget movies. Hollywood is fine we are getting some great new movies.

They all nod and agree.

Alana: Yeah especially from new young writers. They’re definitely showing the old bastards a thing or two.
Brandon: We do need new concepts though. Look at Final destination, a slasher without a stalker/ Killer. It rocked.
Daytona: Definitely we aren’t disputing that, we just think the critics should lay off decent movies. They attack after hearing what genre it is. They don’t care whether the movie is good.
Alana: Although it’s nice to get new ideas we’re going to run out some time. When that time comes the state of movies will pick up because people will try to better the last, but the critics won’t care it’s old to them.

They all nod in agreement. The camera switches back to Katie and Brandon.

EXT. The lake

Katie lies next to Billy. They both drip with water. He looks at her nervously. She gives him an evil look. He turns away. She stands up.

Katie: Well can’t wait any longer. I’m not letting your shrivelled sardine spoil my night.

She walks over to the water.

Billy: Where are you going?
Katie: For a swim.
Billy: What about me?
Katie: You are going to sit with your hands around that thing until it gets warm.

Billy goes red and looks away embarrassed. She enters the water. She swims out away from Billy, not looking back. Billy sits watching her. The camera pulls back to reveal a shadowy figure behind him. The figure steps out of the shadows and stands over Billy. He holds a knife over his head. He steps forward slightly and steps on a twig. The figure looks down at the twig.

Billy: Huh?

Billy turns around.

Billy: Jesus.
Clown: The opposite actually.

The clown takes a swipe at Billy with the knife. He rolls out of the way and stumbles to his feet.

Billy: What the hell?
Clown: (imitating Chucky) Hi I’m a Clown wanna…Die

As the Clown utters the word die he leaps forward and wildly waves the knife around. He cuts Billy on the shoulder.

Billy: Arrggh.
Clown: Don’t run you’ll die like everyone else. It’s inevitable.

Billy stares at the Clown holding his shoulder, blood slowly drips from his wound.

Billy: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Clown: Just fucked up I guess, what’s your excuse?
Billy: What?

The clown holds his arm out.

Clown: Look nothing up my sleeve.

The Clown turns away from Billy.

Billy: Fuck this I’m leaving.

As Billy speaks the Clown turns back round. A Baseball bat flies out from inside the Clowns sleeve. It hits Billy in the back of the legs as he runs away. He falls to the ground. The Clown runs up to Billy and stabs him in the calf. Billy Kick with his other leg and hits the Clown squarely in the head. The Clown falls to the ground. Billy reaches over and picks the icebox up and throws it at the clown as he tries to get up. The Clown falls to the floor again. Billy runs away limping heavily. The Clown pushes the icebox away and looks up.

Clown: Fool you can’t escape, it’s inevitable that you’ll die. It’s in the script.

The camera closes up the clown and goes through the eyehole of the mask as it changes scene.

INT. The main Cabin

They all sit around the television. The credits for the movie start to roll. Jennifer stands up and stretches. She yawns.

Jennifer: That’s it for me, I’m going to bed. I can’t watch this shit any longer.
Brandon: Same for me.
Alana: I’m going to stay and watch a few more.
Daytona: Me too.
Darren: Yeah see ya.

Jennifer walks out the cabin door and Brandon follows. The rest turn back to the television.

EXT. The main cabin’s porch

Jennifer walks down a step and looks at the wooden bar connecting the stair railing to the cabins roof.

Brandon: What why’d you stop?
Jennifer: Look.

She motions with her head over to a note pinned on the wooden bar. It’s a white envelope with red stain at the bottom. She takes it off the bar and drops the pin. She looks at the envelope.

Brandon: Well open it.
Jennifer: It’s got blood on it.
Brandon: Someone’s trying to be funny.

Jennifer opens the envelope. She puts her hand in.

Jennifer: Arrghhhhh.

She pulls her hand out quickly and drops the envelope. Still screaming.

Scene 12: Eye can see you.

EXT. Outside the main cabin

Brandon looks at Jennifer, she screams. He holds her she stops.

Brandon: What? What was in it?
Jennifer: I don’t know it was horrible, it felt…
Brandon: What?

She pauses as she looks at her hands. Her fingers are covered in blood. She pulls herself away from Brandon and looks at her hands. She frowns and looks at Brandon, her eyes tear filled.

Brandon: What the…

He looks at her hands and then looks towards the ground for the envelope. He sees it and goes over to it. He picks it up from the floor. He holds it in his hands and opens it. The camera looks in to reveal an eye. Covered in blood. He sees a note. He pulls it out and drops the envelope.

Brandon: There’s a note.
Jennifer: Read it.

The front door to the main cabin opens. Brandon and Jennifer jump. Darren walks out with Alana and Daytona behind him.

Jennifer: Aw shit.
Darren: What the hell’s going on.
Alana: Sounds like you guys were dying or sumthin’.
Brandon: Did any of you guys put this here.
Daytona: What?

Brandon points to a blood stained envelope on the floor.

Daytona: No.

She walks over and picks it up. She opens it and peers in. She screams and drops the envelope.

Daytona: Was that an..?
Jennifer: Eye.
Daytona: Was it real?
Brandon: Sure looks it.

Darren kicks the envelope and the eye rolls out with its entrails attached.

Alana: Eww.
Darren: Looks real to me.

Jennifer turns to Brandon.

Jennifer: What does the note say?

Brandon turns his attention away from the eye on the floor. He opens the white piece of paper.

Darren: Well?
Brandon: I can see you.
Daytona: Not funny.
Jennifer: You can say that again.

They all look at the note.

Darren: This has got to be some kind of joke. Wait a minute Billy must have done it. He tried to scare Katie with one before. Well it’s his kinda dumb ass stunt.
Brandon: Not funny. Alana, where did you say Katie and Billy were going?
Alana: The opposite side of the lake.
Brandon: Right, Darren you come with me. You guys go back in and watch some movies.
Jennifer: Wait you’re leaving us?

Brandon holds Jennifer by the shoulders.

Brandon: We’re just going to kick the shit out of Billy OK.
Jennifer: But what if it wasn’t him. When you guys were away I was doing a little bit of archery, and an arrow came from behind me and hit the Bulls eye.
Brandon: So?
Jennifer: It nearly hit me, and when I turned around no one was there. The bushes moved behind me. Billy doesn’t know how to use a bow.
Brandon: So just lucky I guess.
Jennifer: No you don’t understand. The bushes are 60 meters away from the archery court. He couldn’t have done that. Someone’s out there.
Brandon: Just stay in the cabin you’ll be safe.

Jennifer watches as Brandon and Darren leave the cabin and walk of to the Lake.

Daytona: Come on, it’ll just be Billy being his usual dick head self.
Alana: Yeah come on.

They all make their way into the cabin. The camera switches to Katie.

EXT. The lake

Katie swims closer to the shore. She stands and looks around.

Katie: Billy? Where the hell are you?

Katie looks around.

Katie: Aw shit.

She looks around as she leaves the water and walks towards her towel. She sits down and lights the campfire. It takes her a few seconds before the match is alight. She throws it on the collection of logs and rubbish. She looks at it. Her eyes are suddenly drawn to a stain on her towel.

Katie: What the…

She stands up and turns around.

Katie: Billy get your ass here now if this is one of jokes I’ll kill you.

She waits but gets no reply. She turns around and stares, surveying the area for anyone. She looks at the stain once more.

Katie: Shit

She feels something against the back of her head.

Katie: Billy you shit, you scared…

As she turns she gasps.

Katie: What the fuck are you wearing?

She looks at a figure dressed in black, the figure wears a black garment over itself covering any sign of clothing. The figure wears a black hooded cloak on top of that. The figure has a white clown mask on with red make up around the eyes and a large V shaped smile. He has red hair coming out from the back of the mask. He holds a small Nail gun directed at Katie’s head.

Katie: Billy I’m sick of your pranks. Lets just go back to the cabin, doesn’t look like I’m gonna get much action here.

The clown shakes its head.

Katie: Oh I get it this is some deadly silent stalker killer, who’s been stalking me the big-breasted star.

The Clown shakes its head.

Clown: Sorry, you’re not the big-breasted star. That role’s reserved.
Katie: What? Who is that? Brandon?

She stares at the Clown frowning.

Clown: Sorry, you’re not allowed to know who I am until the end. But unfortunately you don’t make it that far.

The Clown pulls a movie script from its cloak. The Clown passes it over to Katie. The script is already opened at a page with a section at that page highlighted I a yellow marker. Katie takes the script off him.

Katie: I don’t get it what’s this?
Clown: Read it.
Katie: Why?
Clown: I tried to make this movie creative, but you idiots keep doing what every other dead person in a slasher film does.

The Clown puts the nail gun towards her head.

Clown: Read.
Katie: Ok, as Katie turns she sees a Clown pointing a nail gun to her head.
Clown: Not that part that’s already happened, the highlighted text.

Katie looks down at the script. She starts reading the highlighted text.

Kate: The girl reads the highlighted text, not knowing that she stands in front of someone who killed her friends, Scott, Amy and Michael and that she seriously injured her Boyfriend Billy.

She pauses from reading the text and looks at the Clown.

Katie: What is this?
Clown: Read bitch.

She looks back down to the text and begins to read.

Katie: She pauses from reading the text and looks at the Clown. The girl asks “What is this?” the Clown reply’s “Read bitch.”

She looks up from the text at the Clown. She starts to look worried. The Clown nods at her, She reads on.

Katie: The girl (too stupid to run) reads the text placed in front of her. She then realises that the clown is serious when he… when he shoots the nail gun a nail hits her in the arm.

She looks up her body language questioning the text.

Katie: Arrrrghhh shit.

She cries as the Clown fires a Nail at her from the gun. It pierces her arm. She drops the script and holds her arm. She pulls the nail out and screams with pain. She drops the nail on the floor.

Katie: Who are you?

She gets to her feet.

Clown: Read more.

Katie looks at the clown and shakes her head.

Katie: You’re fucked up.
Clown: You’re about to be.

Katie turns and runs, the clown stands watching. Katie looks back and fumbles a little but continues to run. The Clown holds the Nail gun up. He fires it at her.

Katie: Arrrgghhhh. Shit.

The nail pierces her in the leg. She falls to the floor. She looks back at the Clown, who’s moving towards her.

Katie: Why?
Clown: The figure fires the nail gun as she tried to run away. It hits her in the leg. She screams and drops to her knees. The figure walks towards her. As he passes the fire he takes a log from it.

The Clown walks past the fire. He picks a log up by the end not burning. He continues to make his way to Katie, who’ lying holding her leg as it now pours with blood. The Clown recites more of his script.

Clown: He holds the log upright a he nears Katie. He takes a small bottle from his cloak.

The Clown takes a bottle from his cloak.

Clown: The Clown speaks. “Petrol” he states. Katie crying now becomes hysterical. The figure takes the top off the petrol.

The Clown takes the cork out of the bottle.

Clown: As he approaches her he pours the petrol on her.

The Clown pours petrol all over Katie.

Katie: Argh, fuck off. What do you want?
Clown: The figure lowers the fire lit log and drops it on the Girl. The figure steps backwards slightly as the fire envelops the girl.
Katie: No

The Clown Drops the Log. The fire flies along Katie body. The Clown steps back. The camera closes up on Katie and watches different parts of her body burn. It first closes up on her legs, which change colour and texture. The skin starts to shrivel. The next shot goes to her chest. Then her face. The camera stays as you see her skin burning, you see her open her eyes in a pleading look.

Scene 13: Accusations

INT. The Main Cabin

Alana and Daytona stand by the window as they watch Darren and Brandon leave into the woods. Jennifer sits on the chair her eyes tear filled.

Jennifer: Someone is out there.
Daytona: It’ll just be Billy playing his usual jokes. Calm down.
Jennifer: You don’t understand he couldn’t have fired that arrow.
Alana: Maybe he had some lessons or something.
Daytona: Yeah.

Jennifer looks up at both Daytona and Alana.

Jennifer: He’d have to be some kind of fucking expert to narrowly miss me like that. He wouldn’t put anyone in danger his jokes are harmless.
Alana: She’s right you know.
Daytona: Could be Mr Craven playing jokes.
Jennifer: Why though?
Alana: Well the best way to write a horror movie is when you’ve been in one.

The phone rings. They all look at it. Jennifer stands up and walks toward it.

Jennifer: I’ll get it.

She picks up the phone.

Jennifer: Hello
Mr Craven: Hello Jennifer is that you?
Jennifer: Yes, Mr Craven?
Mr Craven: Yes, listen to me the police have found the bodies of Amy and Scott. Someone killed them.
Jennifer: No.

She starts crying and Daytona and Alana walk over and hold her as she continues to talk.

Mr Craven: I told them about your class and gave them the address of the camp. They think it was an isolated incident but they’re sending someone over there to check on you. I’m making my way there now. Just stay where you…
Jennifer: Hello, are you still there? Mr Craven?

Jennifer turns around and looks at Daytona and Alana still holding the phone in her hand.

Jennifer: It went dead.
Daytona: What? What’s wrong who was it?
Jennifer: Mr Craven, Scott and Amy are dead.
Alana: No… how?
Jennifer: They were murdered. The police are on their way over here.
Daytona: They think one of s did it.
Jennifer: No, they’re just coming to see if we’re ok.
Alana: What? They think that who ever killed them is here.

Ext. The woods

Darren and Brandon make their way to the other side of the lake looking for Billy.

Darren: Billy’s gone too far.
Brandon: Yeah did you see Jennifer, she was in tears.
Darren: It’s really spooked her.
Brandon: Yeah, I’ve never seen her like this. Well apart from when…
Darren: I think the less said about that the better.

They keep walking and look around as they walk.

Darren: Look.
Brandon: What?
Darren: Look over the trees.
Brandon: Smoke. Do you think it’s them?
Darren: They’re the only other ones out here. Must be planning on staying the night.
Brandon: Let’s go

They both run off towards the smoke and through the trees.

INT. The main cabin

Jennifer looks out the cabin window while Alana sits on the chair and looks to be in deep thought. Daytona walks into the room with a raincoat and a flashlight in her hands.

Daytona: Come on then, who’s coming with me?
Alana: I’m not going out there.
Daytona: Why not?
Alana: Scott and Amy are dead, I can’t just go around acting like it didn’t happen.
Jennifer: Yeah where are you going anyway?
Daytona: I’m going to see what’s happened with the phone.
Jennifer: What and you’re gonna fix it?
Daytona: I can try.
Alana: Jesus girl you’re gonna get us all killed.

Daytona turns and walks back through to the door to the stock cupboard. Jennifer walks over to Alana. She puts her arm around her.

Jennifer: Hey, this must have hit you hard.
Alana: I still can’t believe it.
Jennifer: I know what you mean, when my sister died it didn’t sink in until the funeral. When they buried her. The coffin was so small. I used to think people where mad when they said that the coffin was too small but it seriously looked small. I can’t believe they got her in there.
Alana: That was different, your sister chose to take her life. Scott and Amy had no chance.
Jennifer: Yeah, I know what you mean, it’s unfair. There are so many people who take their lives for granted in this world and so many people die who deserve to live.
Alana: You’re spouting garbage now.

Jennifer laughs and Alana starts to slowly. Alana wipes a tear for her eye. She looks up at Jennifer. She smiles.

Jennifer: Hell I needed a reaction out of you. I thought we were loosing you.
Alana: Well if Mr Craven’s right I might not be the only one who’s lost.
Jennifer: Don’t say that, this was an isolated event. It was just some psycho who went over board.
Alana: What if it’s not, what if this person wants to make their own scary movie with us as the cast.
Jennifer: You’ve seen…
Alana: Too many scary movies.

Alana looks up at Jennifer. Suddenly the lights go out.

Jennifer: What the hell.
Alana: Ooh shit.

The both turn and look at the stock cupboard. As they here a large clatter and a scream.

Daytona: Argh!
Jennifer: What the…

The camera changes scene.

EXT. The woods

Billy lies on the ground pulling himself forward he looks behind him. His face is covered in sweat. He pulls himself up towards a tree, he then takes hold of the tree with both hands and pulls himself up, and he leans on the tree. The camera pulls to a close up of Billy’s leg.

Billy: Argh shit.

He looks. He hears a rustling in the trees.

Billy: Who’s there?

He hears no reply. He looks around he pulls himself to the next tree. He looks back and here’s a rustling again. He looks back.

Billy: Oh fuck, oh fuck, what the hell do you want? Fucked up IT wanna be.

He turns and suddenly a figure jumps onto him and pulls him to the floor. The camera switches to Billy’s perspective and a fist comes towards him and hits him in the face. The camera becomes blurred and refocuses (as if it was being Billy’s eyes) to see Brandon lying on top of him. He grabs Billy by the collar.

Brandon: What the fuck is your problem, you could have killed Jennifer and you scared her and Alana half to death you fucking psycho.
Billy: Huh, what are you talking about?

Darren emerges from the bushes.

Brandon: I’m talking about firing an arrow from about 50 meters away at Jennifer and leaving us a message with an eye soaked in blood.
Billy: Huh, what the hell you been smoking?
Brandon: Don’t you try…
Darren: Stop get off of him.

Brandon turns and looks at Darren.

Brandon: What?
Darren: I don’t think it was Billy.
Brandon: Why not?
Darren: Look at his leg.
Brandon: What?
Darren: Look at his leg.

Brandon gets off of Billy and looks at his leg.

Brandon: Holy shit.
Darren: What happened?
Billy: This Clown attacked me. He fired a nail at my leg. He tried to kill me. He tried to fuckin’ kill me.
Brandon: What? Are you serious?
Billy: No I just fucked my self up for the fun of it. What the hell do you think?
Darren: Who did this to you?
Billy: I don’t know he had this Clown mask on.
Brandon: Shit what about Jennifer?

Brandon runs off towards the main cabin.

Darren: Brandon wait.

Brandon pays no attention as he disappears through the trees.

Darren: Where’s Katie? Is she OK?
Billy: Katie?

Billy looks back. The camera closes in on his face. He utters something under his breath.

Billy: Dear god Katie.

Scene 14: Are you alone in the house?

INT. The main Cabin

Jennifer and Alana stand in the middle of the darkened cabin holding each other.

Jennifer: Oh shit where’s Daytona?
Alana: She’s in the stock closet.
Jennifer: Where’s that?
Alana: Keep a hold of me.
Jennifer: This is the part when I realise that I’m not holding you I’m holding a killer.
Alana: It’s this way I think.

Alana leads off in the direction of the stock closet. Jennifer is holding on to her back and following her cautiously.

Alana: I think my eyes are getting used to the dark a little, I’m starting to see thing.
Jennifer: Daytona are you okay?
Daytona: (from a distance) Oww my head.
Alana: Here’s the closet, I think.

They both go into the stock closet. Alana sees Daytona lying on the floor covered in flashlights.

Daytona: Bout time I coulda died.
Alana: Are you okay?
Daytona: Does it look like I’m okay? One minute I’m reaching to put my flashlight in the box and then the lights go out and Bang. My head hurts.
Jennifer: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Jennifer chuckles too herself.

Alana: Jen you okay?
Jennifer: Yeah it’s just so funny.
Daytona: What? I’ll show you funny. Is my head big?
Alana: It always has been.

The group turn as they hear a noise like a door slamming.

Jennifer: What was that?
Daytona: I don’t think we alone.
Alana: Quick put the flashlight on.
Daytona: What? Oh I forgot about these.
Jennifer: Reject.
Daytona: Hey I could have brain damage or somethin’.
Alana: Probably helped you more than hurt you.
Daytona: Bitch.

The here another noise. Daytona stands up and picks up three flashlights. She hands them out to the two and switches hers on. They others do the same.

Daytona: Hello. Darren that you?
Jennifer: Brandon?
Alana: No reply come on we’ll go look.

Alana leads the out of the stock closet as they flash the torches around while they make their way out.

Alana: Hey the doors open.
Daytona: Let’s close it.

She walks over to the door followed by Alana and Jennifer. She closes it and turns with the others. They flash the torches all around the room. They walk forward in a direction towards the stairs.

Jennifer: You think someone’s up there?
Alana: I hope not.
Daytona: This is too spooky let’s just go.

The group suddenly jumps as a shadow descends over their torch’s light. The group scream in union. They turn around.

Jennifer: What the hell was that?
Alana: I can’t see anything.
Daytona: Look the doors open.

Jennifer and Alana shine their torches light over to the door.

Jennifer: We just fucking locked that, something’s wrong with this picture.
Alana: Look you guys go look in there I’ll stay here.
Daytona: Hey I’m the injured one.
Jennifer: Oh come on lumpy.
Daytona: Whatcho say? I don’t have a lump do I?

Daytona feels her head while Jennifer drags her off into the kitchen. Alana looks around.

Alana: I’m starting to think this was a bad idea.

The camera cuts to Jennifer and Daytona in the kitchen. They shine the torches around the room.

Daytona: I can’t see any one let’s go.
Jennifer: No we have to check this out. If the sick psycho who killed Amy and Scott has somehow came after us then we owe it to them to bring him to justice.
Daytona: We’re not superheroes or movie characters. If he’s after us then we have to run there’s no other option.
Jennifer: I’m never gonna watch that scary shit ever again.

The walk farther in to the room and hear a scream from Alana.

Daytona: Alana?

They both run into the next room and see Alana suddenly being pulled through the window.

Alana: Help.

She disappears through the window completely. Glass lies all over the floor.

Jennifer: What the fuck. That’s not Billy he wouldn’t push anything that far.
Daytona: Nor Darren or Brandon.
Jennifer: Run.
Daytona: What about Alana.
Jennifer: If that’s the psycho that killed Scott and Amy I don’t wanna stick around.

Jennifer runs towards the back of the cabin. Daytona watches her then turns to look at the window. She sees glass on the floor. She looks up at the window and sees blood on one of the shards sticking out of the window ledge.

Daytona: Wait for me.

She turns and runs following Jennifer. The camera cuts to Jennifer who comes to a halt at the back door of the cabin. Daytona follows shortly.

Daytona: Where are we gonna go?
Jennifer: I don’t know any suggestions?
Daytona: This can’t be real.
Jennifer: Shut the fuck up and get down.
Daytona: What?

Jennifer grabs Daytona and pulls her to the floor.

Daytona: What are you doing?
Jennifer: This is the only window that you can see in this room through. He’s bound to look through it.
Daytona: Why wouldn’t he just come through the door?
Jennifer: Shit.

Jennifer reaches up to the back door and pulls a key from it. Here go lock the door. Daytona grabs the key off of Jennifer. She crawls over to the door she puts the key in the keyhole. She turns it and pulls the key out and crawls back to Jennifer. Jennifer in the mean while pops her head up to the window.

Jennifer: I can’t see anyone.
Daytona: Maybe he’s gone.
Jennifer: We could be in for a long wait.
Daytona: Why don’t we just make a run for it.
Jennifer: Because Mr Craven said the police were on their way to make sure that everything was all right. They should be here soon.
Daytona: They’re probably dead.
Jennifer: Don’t say that this isn’t a movie.
Daytona: Not an original one. Think about it everything that’s happened is out of a scary movie. Scott and Amy dying, remind you of an opening scene from a movie?
Jennifer: Scream, Casey and Steve.
Daytona: The bus journey from a Nightmare on Elmstreet 2. How about someone firing an arrow at you.
Jennifer: Friday the 13th. Oh my god someone’s mimicking scary movies.
Daytona: I bet there’ll be a lot more scenes that we don’t know about. A lot more people dead. Each acting out a different scene from a scary movie.

They both here a noise.

Jennifer: What was that?
Daytona: I don’t wanna look you?
Jennifer: Okay.

Jennifer hesitantly pulls herself up to the window. She looks out surveying the area.

Jennifer: I can’t see anyone.
Daytona: This is classic. Two people who despise each other and never socialise with each other thrown together by unforeseen circumstances.
Jennifer: We do socialise.
Daytona: Come on you stay with your little group of Brandon, Katie and Billy you don’t care about the rest of us.
Jennifer: You… you really think that? My god just because I hang around with them doesn’t mean I don’t like you.
Daytona: Why don’t you talk to us? You act like you’re better than everyone.
Jennifer: I’m sorry I didn’t realise that you felt this way.
Daytona: S’okay you’ve been a good friend on this trip under the circumstances. He’s crafted himself up a great idea.
Jennifer: No it’s flawed.
Daytona: How?
Jennifer: Because the stalked always beat the killer in the end.
Daytona: But how many people will die and who decide who dies.

They both hear another noise. They both look up and the window above them shatters. They both tuck themselves in tight to the wall and cover themselves from the glass with their hands. They wait for a while after the glass stops falling and look up.

Jennifer: Is he gone?

Daytona looks up.

Daytona: Looks like it.

Jennifer pulls herself up to the window careful not to cut herself on the glass. She looks around out of the window and sees nothing.

Jennifer: He’s gone.

Daytona stands up and looks around.

Daytona: Looks like it.
Jennifer: What was the purpose of that?
Daytona: He scared you didn’t he?
Jennifer: Yeah.
Daytona: You need scares for a good scary movie.

The scene fades the black.

Scene 15: Dead or alive

EXT. The woods

Billy leans against a tree while Darren tends to his wounded leg. Billy stares behind him looking for any sign of Katie.

Billy: Katie? Are you out here?
Darren: What do you mean are you out there? You left her.
Billy: I forgot about her.
Darren: You forgot?
Billy: Well it’s pretty hard to remember everything with a fucking manic dressed as a Clown chasing me with a nail gun.

Billy looks away from Darren in the direction he left Katie.

Darren: You’re not going back.
Billy: But Katie.
Darren: We need to get you to the main cabin with the others. I’ll go back and look for Katie. After I get something to protect myself with.
Billy: I can’t leave her.
Darren: News flash hot shot you just did. I’m gonna take you to the cabin fix you up then I’ll look for her, you’re not in a position to help me.
Billy: What if he’s at the main cabin?
Darren: Then we’ll deal with that when we get there.

Billy looks back away from Darren. He then turns to Darren and nods his head. The camera the changes scene.

EXT. The road to the main cabin

The camera takes a bird’s eye view as you see Brandon running down a long winding road. As Brandon gets closer to the cabin the camera comes down behind his shoulder. Brandon looks around at all the cabins.

Brandon: Jennifer? Where are you?

He looks around again.

Brandon: What the fuck happened to the lights.

He approaches the main cabin and walks up the steps. He looks through the window and sees nothing. He opens the door. He peers in waiting for his eyes to get used to the dark. He walks in.

INT. Inside the main cabin

He cautiously walks through the door.

Brandon: Hello, is anyone there?

He walks further into the house. He sees the stock closet door open.

Brandon: You guys in here?

He walks further in and sees a pile of torches on the floor.

Brandon: I get it you got scared and ran to look for me.

He turns around as the Stock closet door shuts.

Brandon: Hey what the fuck do you think you’re doing.

Brandon approaches the door and gives it a good push.

Brandon: Shit. Let me out. Hello.

Brandon takes a few steps back and runs towards the door. He collides with the door and he falls to the floor.

Brandon: Shit.

INT. The main cabin’s Kitchen

Jennifer and Daytona look at each other.

Daytona: Did you hear what I heard?
Jennifer: I hope not.
Daytona: What do you think he’s doing?
Jennifer: I don’t know.

They hear another large thump, this one a lot louder. They both gasp this time. Daytona looks at Jennifer.

Daytona: I think we should leave.
Jennifer: Through the window?
Daytona: Through the window.

They hear another thump, this time louder than the last. They also here a snapping noise.

Jennifer: Quickly.

She stands at the window and takes the Chopping board from the table in the kitchen She starts to knock all the shards of glass from the windows edge. They hear footsteps.

Daytona: He’s coming this way.

INT. The main cabin

Brandon bursts through the Stock room door and flies to the ground and lands on top of the door.

Brandon: Ow. Shit.

He hears glass shattering. He walks toward the kitchen as he turns the corner he sees the broken window. The one broken when the Clown took Alana. He walks towards it. The camera pulls in toward the window to a shard with blood on it.

Brandon: Jen.

He walks over too the shard and holds his hand out and touches the blood. He pulls his hand up to his face and looks at the blood on his finger.

Brandon: No.

Here turns and looks towards the kitchen door as he hears more glass shattering.

INT. The kitchen

Jennifer and Daytona look at the door as they hear footsteps.

Jennifer: Quick get a pan you hit him on the head I’ll stab him.

Daytona rushes over too the table and grabs a pan from the rack above her head. Jennifer opens the draw near the door. She closes it and opens the one next to it.

Jennifer: What no fucking knifes.
Daytona: Here.

Daytona takes a knife from the kitchen table out of the holder. She turns and gives it to Jennifer. The both walk over to the door. You can hear footsteps in the back round.

Daytona: Get ready.

They stand next to the door ready to attack who ever walks through. The handle turns. Its turns again. The door then moves back slightly as someone is trying to force there way in on the other side. The door breaks down after a second ramming. A figure walks through and Jennifer and Daytona run forward. They jump on the figure and Jennifer stabs him in the side of the stomach while Daytona repeatedly strikes him with a pan.

Jennifer: Stop

Daytona gets off the person and walks slowly away.

Daytona: Oh my god.
Jennifer: Brandon.

Jennifer starts to cry and runs toward Brandon. She kneels down beside him. The camera pulls back to reveal Brandon’s face. His head bleeds and the left side of his chest starts to pour with blood.

Jennifer: Oh god Brandon wake up.
Daytona: I didn’t see his face.

Brandon stirs slightly.

Jennifer: Brandon are you okay?
Brandon: My head… argh. Shit what the fuck happened.
Daytona: We beat the crap out of you by mistake.
Jennifer: Brandon there’s a killer here we’ve got to go, he killed Alana.
Daytona: He took her we don’t know she’s dead.
Jennifer: Where’s Billy and Katie?
Daytona: What about Darren?
Brandon: I left them, came to see if you guys were okay.
Jennifer: I think it’s safe too say we can handle ourselves.
Daytona: I’m gonna find Darren.

Daytona runs away from Brandon and Jennifer and leaves the kitchen.

Jennifer: No stop. We should stick together.
Brandon: I learned that the hard way.

Scene 16: Calm before the storm

EXT. The Woods near the main cabin

Billy leans on Darren as he supports him. Billy limps along the road.

Billy: Quick we gotta get to the cabin then we can go look for Katie.
Darren: No, I’ve told you, I go looking for Katie you get rest.
Billy: Okay just hurry it up.
Darren: I can only go as fast as you limp.
Billy: My girlfriends out there with some sick psychopathic Clown. Leave me go get her. I’m ok I can walk a little.
Darren: Billy I saw you hanging on to that tree. You can’t even stand.
Billy: Look, let go.

Darren cautiously lets go of Billy. He stays standing.

Billy: See.
Darren: But can you walk?
Billy: Watch.

Billy puts one foot in front of the other and begins to take a few steps. He nearly falls and Darren runs up ready to catch him but he regains his balance.

Billy: See I can walk.
Darren: Barely.
Billy: Just go, get Katie.
Darren: Okay but promise me you’ll call the police and get that leg bandaged up.
Billy: Promise.
Darren: Okay.

Darren leave in the direction they emerged from and leaves Billy to hobble along to the main cabin on his own. The camera changes scene.

INT. The main cabin

Jennifer tends to Brandon’s head and stomach. He lies on the sofa next to the television. His T-shirt flung on the floor. Jennifer raps a bandage around his body.

Brandon: Ow.
Jennifer: Oh shut up.
Brandon: This isn’t what you should be doing you should call the police.
Jennifer: The phones are down. I’ve told you.
Brandon: Have you checked the mains connection?
Jennifer: I’m not going to that creepy barn on my own ok. I’ve seen Friday the 13th. The minute I enter I die a gruesome splatter movie death. I’ve seen enough scary movies to know that.
Brandon: I’ll come with you.
Jennifer: Oh what help are you gonna be?

Brandon sits up and looks Jennifer in the eye.

Brandon: I might not be any help but if you get the phones working they’ll help a little.
Jennifer: Okay you stay here, if I need you I’ll scream. I’ll see what I can do. But if I die I’ll come back to haunt you.
Brandon: I’ll look forward to it.
Jennifer: Its no joke, expect a lot worse than that bitch got in the Exorcist.
Brandon: Hey I though she was great.
Jennifer: I’m gonna tear your ball apart by the inside.
Brandon: Ouch.

Jennifer makes her way to the main cabins door. Then turns back to Brandon.

Jennifer: Wait a minute what the hell am I supposed to do when I get there?
Brandon: I don’t know.
Jennifer: well what the hell am I going there for?
Brandon: To get the phones back on so we can call the police. I thought we went through this?
Jennifer: Problem here.
Brandon: What?
Jennifer: How am I gonna get the phones back on if I don’t know how?
Brandon: Just fiddle about with it.
Jennifer: Great as if a fucking psychotic murderer wasn’t enough I have to deal with getting electrocuted as well. That settles it I can in no way be the star, they rarely ever even get scratched.
Brandon: In today’s horror films they get put through hell and back.
Jennifer: Confidence booster or what?

Jennifer opens the cabin door and turns to look at Brandon as she leaves through it. He sits poking his wound lying on the chair. The scene changes to Daytona running in the woods.

EXT. The woods

Daytona runs through the woods. Screaming Darren’s name.

Daytona: Darren.

She continues running. She runs into branches and bushes before she comes to a halt.

Daytona: Darren. Shit.

She tries to catch her breath.

Daytona: Where are you? Shit Darren why’d you have to leave me.

She hears a noise in the bushes.

Daytona: Darren?

She looks around. The noise is repeated but from a different direction. She turns and slowly walks in that direction.

Daytona: Darren is that you?

The noise repeats it self again but louder and from the opposite direction.

Daytona: Who’s there?

The bush moves.

Daytona: Listen if this is the psychologically retarded bastard that took Alana I’m gonna kill you. If not me then Jen, Brandon or any other fucker who tries. You’re not Michael Myers so don’t try to be. He had a reason why he was fucked up. What’s yours huh?

Daytona waits for a moment and looks around as she hears another noise from a different direction.

Daytona: Did mommy sleep with the next door neighbour? Couldn’t keep her legs closed long enough? Long lost sibling to one of us. I don’t know what your deal is, but if you’re imitating the movies then you’re bound to die. Give up dumb ass.

She waits again and nothing happens. She walks through the bushes where she last heard a noise. She sees a tape recorder tapped to a tree. She takes it off and presses the play button.

Voice (from Recorder): Hello, I thought you’d discover this you seem to be very perceptive. Have you figured it out yet? The killings the scares? All from a different scary movie. A few favourites of mine. You see I plan on showing people you don’t need to be original to make a decent scary movie.
Daytona: Fucking Psycho.
Voice: Don’t get me wrong I tried to be original, but you idiots just kept doing things like people do in the movies. I thought you would have been more innovative. You go to the trouble of finding a few smart film students, thinking that they might know better having seen a few scary movies in their time but no. They just fuck up like everyone else. Don’t say I didn’t try. But there is one good thing about not being original, everyone should be scared because they know what’s coming to them. They know they’re gonna die…they just don’t know how bloody it’s gonna be.

The tape stops.

Daytona: Oh my god. Darren no please god let him be alive.

Daytona runs off into the distance and the camera watches her. This part is played in slow motion. The camera pulls up close to her as she runs past the trees dodging branches. The camera pulls up to her face. Panic-stricken, she sheds a tear and screams.

Daytona: Darren.

She begins to cry. The camera pulls up close to her face so you can see her traumatised expression. The scene changes.

Scene 17: The storm

EXT. Outside the cabin

Jennifer walks slowly making her way to the barn. As she makes her way there she looks at all the dark shadowy areas.

Jennifer: I’m gonna die.

She hears a noise and looks behind her. She suddenly starts running to the barn not looking back. She comes up to the barn door. She turns around and stares to see if anyone’s following her. She opens the barn door and walks in.

INT. The barn

Jennifer walks slowly into the barn. She reaches up and hits the light switch.

Jennifer: Stupid, if something’s wrong with cabins lights why the fuck would the barns be on? I am so gonna die.

She looks at the barn. There are many different passages created by hay bails.

Jennifer: Shit. Okay lets review the options four scary paths all dark. Hmm which one to choose. I’m so gonna die. Talking to myself isn’t helping either.

She walks forward and goes down the middle row of hay bails. She slowly walks down the isle of hay and keeps looking behind her. She hears a noise. She looks around.

Jennifer: Oh fuck, Oh fuck.

She continues to walk down the path. She comes to a junction. She takes the left one and continues to walk. She comes to the end of that isle and again comes to a junction.

Jennifer: Jesus Christ. Why me? Does this fucking maze never end?

She takes a left again and emerges at the generator.

Jennifer: Thank god.

She walks closer to the generator. She sees a knife in it.

Jennifer: I take that back. Oh no.

She turns ready to run away back to the main cabin but suddenly comes to a halt.

Clown: Miss me?
Jennifer: Oh fuck no.
Clown: What? Expecting someone else? Jason maybe?

Jennifer steps back a few paces.

Clown: Ow don’t be scared I’ll make it quick.
Jennifer: What do you want?
Clown: To see if when I take your heart out that it still beats. You see I’ve seen it in the movies. But I’ve never really seen it happen. I’ve never really had anyone to experiment on until now.
Jennifer: Brandon!
Clown: Shut your mouth bitch you’ll be dead before he comes.

Jennifer turns and runs. She dodges past the clown and takes the path down the path of hey nearest to her. She runs as fast as she can she slips slightly but continues running.

Jennifer: Brandon help.

She comes to a junction and sees the Clown emerge out of one. She scrambles her way to the next isle and keeps running she looks back to see if the Clown is following her. No ones there but she keeps running. She sees the Clown at the junction ahead of her and turns to run in the other direction.

Jennifer: Oh no. Help.

She carries on running in the other direction and looks behind her. She sees on one. She stops running. She keeps looking in both directions. She looks backward and forward as the camera pulls above her slightly, to reveal a hay bail ready to fall. The hay bail suddenly plummets. She looks up and screams.

Jennifer: Argh shit.

She franticly stumbles out of the way. The hay bail just misses her.

Jennifer: Brandon.

She runs to the right of the bar after she approaches the junction. She runs as far right as possible. She comes to a ladder. She climbs it, up to the second floor.

Jennifer: Oh no.

Jennifer screams as she sees the clown coming toward her. She gets to the top of the ladder and pulls it up with her.

Clown: Bitch.

The clown grabs the other end of the ladder and they struggle to get control of it. Jennifer lets go of the ladder. It falls on the clown. He falls to the floor. He momentarily pauses then takes the ladder off of himself. He runs out of sight. Jennifer looks around.

Jennifer: Where is he?

She explores the top of the barn and makes her way around the hay bails. She takes this time to catch her breath.

Jennifer: huh, huh, yes.

Jennifer runs over to a hay bail that has a large garden fork stuck in it. She takes it out and thrusts it around.

Jennifer: This’ll do.

She looks around then walks along the suspended platform inside the barn. She walks over to the other side of the platform along an isle of hay. She sees another ladder there.

Jennifer: Jesus Christ no.

She rushes over and pushes the ladder down to the floor.

Jennifer: That should do fucking Clown.

She turns and stops suddenly as she sees the Clown lunging towards her.

Jennifer: No.

She screams as the clown tackles her. They fall off the platform suspended in the barn down to a hay bail on the floor of the barn.

Jennifer: Argh.

They both hit the hay bail hard but it softens the fall. Jennifer stirs and slowly sits up.

Jennifer: Ow my fucking head.

She looks down and sees the Clown lying next to her.

Jennifer: Oh god, no.

She stares at the figure. She then looks down at the floor. It’s about a 10ft drop. She looks back at the Clown. The Clown still not moving. She reaches over to the clown with her hand. She holds her hand over the clown’s mask. She grasps it prepared to take it off. The Clown suddenly shoots up and knocks Jennifer off of the hay bail.

Jennifer: No.

The clown looks down. Jennifer stirs. She opens her eyes and sees the Clown looking down at her.

Jennifer: Argh.
Clown: Time to die, I think we’ve had a big enough chase scene.
Jennifer: No.

Jennifer struggles to her feet. The Clown sits there watching her. He smiles knowing she’s hurt. He toys with her next. Jennifer is finally at her feet. She tries to run but stumbles. She stops and collects her self. The Clown gets down from the hay bail. Careful enough not to injure himself.

Clown: Oh now this is going to be fun.
Jennifer: You bastard.
Clown: What’s wrong thought you were the star?
Jennifer: We’ll still kill you. They always do in the end. Scream, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elmstreet and Friday the 13th.
Clown: Do they always stop the killer? Then why are there so many sequels? I’ll come back. It’s a rule in Horror movies. Didn’t you see Scream?

Jennifer turns and tries to run. The Clown watches her. She runs to the junction nearest the door. She slowly makes her way there. She looks behind herself as she approaches the junction the Clown isn’t there.

Jennifer: Where the fuck?

She looks and sees no one. The camera pulls back to reveal two hands with barb wire in them. The wire slip over her head and to her neck. She realises what’s happening and screams.

Jennifer: Argh.

Jennifer struggles as the Clown chokes her with the barbed wire that’s cutting into her neck. The blood slowly dribbles down her neck. She stops struggling as the barbed wire cuts through her throat. She falls to the floor. The Clown stands over her.

Clown: Now lets see if the heart beats when taken out of a body.

The Clown thrusts a large kitchen knife into the stomach of Jennifer. He pulls it out and cuts again this time in the opposite direction. The Clown sticks its hand into the stomach of Jennfer.

Clown: Oh squelshy.

The Clown pulls his hand out from Jennifer’s chest pulling out her heart.

Clown: Well waddaya know.

The Clown holds a still beating raised above his head in his hand. Although you can’t see beneath his mask, you can tell that the Clown is smiling. The camera closes up on the still beating heart.


Scene 18: Remnants

INT. The main cabin

Brandon lies on the sofa, awaiting the return of Jennifer. Not knowing the gory truth that she has been murdered like the scene out of some scary movie. He lies picking at his chest wound inflicted earlier by Jennifer. A mistake one of many that has been made on this assignment.

Brandon: Shit, come on Jennifer you should be back by now!

Brandon gets up from the sofa. He looks over to the barn.

Brandon: Come on Jen.

He walks over to the phone, picks it up and hears nothing.

Brandon: Shit.

He grabs the knife from the table still stained with his blood.

Brandon: Please be okay Jen. You’re all I’ve got.

He walks over too the front of the main cabin. He opens the door and leaves through it.

EXT. Outside the main cabin

Brandon walks over to the barn. He walks slowly and keeps watch of his surroundings. As he nears the barn he sees the door stained with blood.

Brandon: Jen!

He runs over to the door. He touches the blood. It stains his fingers.

Brandon: Fresh!

He enters the barn.

INT. The barn

He slowly stumbles into the barn and surveys the mess. He glances over to the hay bails knocked over and coming apart. He looks over to the right of the barn to see the second floor collapsed.

Brandon: What the fuck…Jesus Jen.

He runs further into the barn.

Brandon: (shouting) Jen are you in here? Jen.

He looks to the floor. He sees blood smeared across the floor making a path towards the back of the barn. The blood smeared across the floor like someone had dragged a dead body across it.

Brandon: Fuck.

He follows the blood trail to the back of the barn. The trail comes to a halt. Brandon looks up to see a hay bail that seems to have fallen from its pile. He climbs past and the trail continues. He runs down the isle created by the hay bails.

Brandon: (shouting) Jen.

Brandon continues to follow the trail until he comes to the generator. He sees a knife thrust into the core of the generator.

Brandon: What? He’s here! No Jen, please god.

Brandon jumps as he hears a large thump from behind him. He slowly turns with the knife in his hand outstretched. He gasps at the sight he sees before him!

Brandon: No…no god no.

The large thump appears to have come from Jennifer’s body falling from the ceiling. She hangs from the barb wire attached to the ceiling and wrapped around her throat. There is a large whole in her chest where a tape recorder has been squashed in. Her body surrounded with barb wire digging into her skin. She drips with blood from all angles. The tape recorder begins to play.

Clown: (from tape recorder) Don’t cry she had to die. It was in the script.

Brandon takes a step back.

Clown: Guess who bites it next? It doesn’t take a genius, to work out that you’re next. But the question is how inhumane am I gonna be? Poor Jennifer I didn’t like her much she got the works. Bit like Scott and Amy. I was a bit harsh on Katie too…oh and not forgetting poor Michael. I thought his death was fitting, his family’s being ripped apart so I thought hey why not keep up the trend. Ironic huh? Now be a good little boy and run along and get yours.

Brandon: What the hell is this? What…what?

Brandon runs away from Jennifer towards the front of the barn.

Clown: Oh I do love it when they struggle.

Brandon runs forward not looking back, not knowing what’s going on. He trips over the hay bail but keeps on going stumbling to his feet. He keeps running he approaches the front of the barn. He leaves through the door. He looks back.

Brandon: Jennifer.

A tear dawns upon his cheek and slowly falls down his face. He turns around. His mouth opens wide.

Brandon: Wha…

Brandon looks in front of him to see a Figure dressed in black with a white clown like mask. He holds a crossbow in his hand.

Clown: Bye.

The clown fires an arrow from the bow. It flies through the air and hits Brandon in his left eye. Brandon screams and holds his face.

Clown: Does it hurt? Good.

The Clown reloads the bow and aims. The clown fires an arrow from the bow. It hits Brandon it the hand that he was using to try to remove the arrow from his eye. Brandon screams again. He runs forward. The Clown takes a step back, and fires another arrow from the bow. It hits his other eye.

Clown: Don’t try to fight, it’ll just prolong the already inevitable.

Brandon fall’s to the floor screaming in agony. The Clown fires another arrow. The camera focuses on Brandon lying on the floor covered in arrows. The wounds start to pour with blood. Another arrow hits him and another. They also start to pours blood. Brandon struggles slightly but in the end collapses completely. The Clown fires a few more arrows.

Clown: I‘ve got a great toy you might like. You see you put potatoes in it and it skins ‘em and cuts ‘em into fries. Cool huh.

The clown walks over to the shed and pulls a large machine from it.

Clown: You’ll love it just wait. Luckily it runs on a car battery.

The clown pulls the contraption nearer to Brandon.

Clown: I’ll probably have to cut you up a bit before, don’t want it getting jammed now do we!

The clown pulls a large machete from his cloak. He begins to hack into Brandon’s Body separating limbs.


Clown: That should do.

The clown switches the machine on and picks up an arm of Brandon’s. He puts the arm into the funnel of the machine. The machine makes a few noises and moves slightly. The machine stops and a few human made “fries” drop out from the end into a bucket.

Clown: It works!

The clown walks over to the bucket and takes a fry from the pile. The clown laughs holding the fry.

Clown: I liked that scene.

Meanwhile the camera closes up to the bushes to reveal Billy crouched down watching the clown.

Billy: He’s fucking psychotic!

Billy watches the clown throw all of the limbs into the machine. He switches it on and leaves. Fade to black.


Scene 19: Panic

EXT. The woods

Daytona runs through the bushes shouting Darren’s name.

Daytona: (shouting) Darren!

She stops figure out where she is. She hears a noise in the back round. Daytona listens hoping to hear the noise again.

Daytona: Come on.

She gasps as she hears it again this time she recognises the voice.

Darren: (far away) Katie where are you?
Daytona: Darren!

Daytona runs through the trees and appears at what appears to be a campsite. She sees Darren crouched down next to the campfire.

Daytona: Darren thank god.
Darren: Daytona what are you doing here? It’s not safe get to the cabin.
Daytona: I had to make sure you were okay. He’s here Darren he took Alana.
Darren: Who’s here? The Clown?
Daytona: Clown?
Darren: This Clown attacked Billy with a baseball bat and a knife.
Daytona: Oh my god! Is…is Billy okay?
Darren: Wounded but he seems okay. I’m looking for Katie she’s missing.
Daytona: No.

Daytona looks away from Darren trying to hide her dismay. She looks up but still not looking directly at Darren.

Daytona: Scott and Amy are dead.
Darren: What…how?
Daytona: We got a call from Mr Craven he said someone killed them. He said the police were on their way.
Darren: Jesus, was it the clown?
Daytona: Looks like it and it looks like we’re next.
Darren: This is…it’s just not real.
Daytona: Oh it’s real.
Darren: What about Jennifer and Alana? Did Brandon get back okay what about Billy?
Daytona: Jennifer’s okay but Brandon kinda got stabbed. Alana got taken through a window and I haven’t seen Billy.
Darren: What? Are Brandon and Alana okay?
Daytona: Brandon’s okay, we didn’t hurt him too much…
Darren: We?
Daytona: Long story don’t ask and Alana’s missing.
Darren: Presumed dead.

Daytona hits Darren and gives him dirty look.

Darren: Sorry I didn’t think. You and her were close.
Daytona: Yeah.

She looks to the ground.

Daytona: Well what should we do?
Darren: Sorry?
Daytona: Continue looking for Katie or go back to the cabin and wait for the police.
Darren: I think waiting for the police is the best idea.
Daytona: Would you say that if we were in a movie?
Darren: What?
Daytona: Well I think he’s copying the movies. Well I don’t think he is he kinda told me he is.
Darren: You’ve spoken to him?
Daytona: No I found a tape recorder in the woods. He’s heavily influenced by movies.

Darren looks around.

Darren: I think we should still go back to the cabin.
Daytona: Why not, we can stay there like sitting ducks.
Darren: This isn’t a movie and I’d appreciate it if you stop referring to it as a movie.
Daytona: Why? He’s imitating them so we should look at what the characters should do then do the opposite.

Darren grabs a hold of Daytona by the arm. He pulls her off in the direction of the cabin.

Daytona: Fine just get me killed.

They continue to make their way to the main cabin.

The scene cuts to the main cabin.

INT. The main cabin

Billy stands in the cabin and walks over to the phone. He picks up the phone and places it next to his ear. He hears nothing.

Billy: Shit.

He walks into the kitchen.

Billy: Gotta be some kinda knife in here somewhere.

He walks around and sees a few knifes in the holder.

Billy: Okay two are gone don’t know whether that’s good or bad. But I’m fucking crapping my self.

He takes a knife from a holder and leaves the kitchen. He walks through the kitchen too the main room. He then leaves the cabin.

Fade too black.


Scene 20: Revelations

EXT. The woods

Daytona and Darren make their way back to the main cabin. Darren holds Daytona and comforts her. They walk arm in arm through trees until they come to the place where Daytona last saw the tape recorder. Darren stops as they approach.

Darren: Is this it?
Daytona: The tape recorder, yeah.

Darren presses play.

Daytona: There’s no point he just goes on about how smart he is and how stupid we are.
Darren: I wanna hear.

They both pause waiting for the tape to begin. It starts and Daytona throws her hands in the air and turns around.

Daytona: Pointless.
Clown: (voice from tape) Hello, I don’t believe we’ve met Darren. How are you?

Daytona turns and looks at the recorder. She looks at Darren with a surprised expression.

Daytona: What?
Darren: Waddaya mean what?
Daytona: He’s here? He’s changed the tape!
Darren: What?
Daytona: This wasn’t the tape played before.

They both look at the tape recorder.

Clown: By now you’re wondering who changed the message on this machine? Well you tell me? The only two people out there are you two? I’m at the cabin taking care of Jennifer and Brandon. They put up a struggle I have to admit. But I haven’t found a worthy person to stop my vile schemes yet so I’m just gonna have to kill you all. Sorry no body seems top cut it as a horror hero or heroine.
Daytona: He’s not right in the head.
Darren: Yeah.

The tape pauses then continues.

Clown: By the way couldn’t have done all this without your help.
Darren and Daytona: (in union) What?

They both step away from each other.

Daytona: How could you? You set us up?
Darren: You’ve flipped.
Daytona: Why? Why did you lead us to our slaughter? Why have you put us through these atrocities?
Darren: Me? You can’t tell me that you’re not in league with the psycho on the tape.
Daytona: Me, he wasn’t talking to me?
Darren: He can’t have been talking to me.
Daytona: It makes sense you were the only other person in the woods.
Darren: Likewise.

Daytona looks at Darren.

Daytona: Of course.
Darren: What?
Daytona: He has to try and turn us against each other. It’s a classic sick psychopathic thing to do.
Darren: Oh here you go with your bullshit movie theories again. I like a good scary movie as much as anyone else does. But do not try to make out that whoever this is, is copying the movies. It’s a lame idea and if this psycho was copying the movies don’t you think he’d come up with a better motive than “the movies driven me to it” It’s so unoriginal.
Daytona: Oh my god, Darren.

Daytona screams at Darren looking beyond him.

Darren: What’s wrong?

Darren turns around and his eyes fixate on a figure standing behind him. He just stops and stares at the figure dressed in a black cloak with a white Clown mask. Red spiky hair comes through the back of the figure’s mask. The figure holds a large spear type weapon in his arms.

Darren: No.

Darren turns to Daytona. His eyes pleading.

Daytona: (screaming) Darren.

The Clown takes the spear type weapon and thrusts it into Darren’s stomach. The Clown takes the spear out of Darren. Darren looks at his chest, with a large bloody whole. Blood pours down his chest, he touches the wound with his hand and looks at the blood on his fingers. The Clown thrusts the spear into Darren stomach again. This time Darren drops to the ground the spear still in him. The clown leaves the spear and looks towards Daytona.

Clown: Hi I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m your murderer.
Daytona: Wha…wha…
Clown: Speechless?
Daytona: Why did…did you do this?
Clown: Why? I’m your grade a typical psycho why do you think?
Daytona: What’s wrong with you, you can’t just go around killing people?
Clown: Why not? They do in the movies.

Daytona looks at the Clown, with a horrid expression.

Daytona: Don’t you dare try to blame the movies. Writers, directors do their best to give people an unparalleled enjoyment. They don’t always succeed but they try. Cinema is an art form. Not some cheep 10 a penny psycho who thinks they can just go around copying anything because there was nothing on the TV.
Clown: You seem to forget the situation that you’re in. I’ve just killed all your friends and you are the only one left.
Daytona: Well if we’re following the movies lets keep it right yeah. This is the scene where the killer reveals who he is and his motive.

The Clown steps forward.

Clown: You don’t get it do you?
Daytona: What?
Clown: I can’t reveal who I am, because from that point on everything seems to go down hill.
Daytona: Why do you hide behind that mask?
Clown: Doesn’t everyone hide behind a mask? From bank clerks and their ties to shrinks and their notebooks. All of them hiding their insecurities from others.
Daytona: And going around killing people because of their insecurities makes you any better.
Clown: I don’t kill people because of their insecurities. I kill people because I want to bring my art to life. I had a dream.

Daytona looks to laughs. She wipes a tear from her eye.

Daytona: Oh and your dream is to make it in the very long list of slasher rejects like Freddy, Jason, Chucky and Ghostface?
Clown: No, they weren’t rejects. The poor screenwriters saw to their deaths with endless sequels. I won’t die in this movie, which means I can plan and star in my own sequel. I won’t have anyone else to fuck it up either.
Daytona: So what’s your dream then huh?
Clown: You see the movie business is kinda fucked up at the minute. I planned to change all that. Show people that you don’t have to be original to make a decent movie. I submitted my script. But they rejected it.

Daytona steps backward and looks at the Clown with a surprised expression.

Daytona: Oh so you make your movie real.
Clown: Yeah, then I’ll have people flooding to take up my script a true story by the only survivor. The only survivor of the Camp Acorn Groove Massacre.
Daytona: But people won’t believe you. To be a survivor you had to be one of the students and Mr Craven will know that you’re not.
Clown: That’s where the usual “who done it” twist comes into play.

Daytona steps back and looks at the Clown. The camera focuses in on Daytona horrified expression.

Daytona: Wha…what?
Clown: You see I organised all of this. I found a group of film students all ready to go on a little trip for film class, I joined that class so I could make my movie. You see this is my homage to Friday the 13th. The greatest slasher film of all time. This has all been planned up to your very death!
Daytona: Who…are you?

The Clown takes his mask off slowly. Daytona watches eagerly. The mask comes all the way off. Daytona screams.

Daytona: Alana? No, it can’t be?

The camera focuses on Alana. The scene ends.


Scene 21: The final cut

EXT. The woods

Daytona looks at Alana standing before her. She stands in a large black cloak with a Clown mask in her hand.

Daytona: I can’t believe you.
Alana: Why not? This is my chance to make it. Look at Sidney Presscott she encounters something like this and they make three movies about her.
Daytona: That wasn’t real.
Alana: Exactly it’ll be on a much larger scale for me. I had too watch this evil monster kill all my friends in brutal inhumane ways. I lived through a lot more than Sid did.
Daytona: And how exactly are you gonna get out of this huh? The police will come and they’ll arrest you. How are you gonna make your sequel then huh?

Alana laughs.

Alana: That’s the thing. The police don’t know it was me. You see the killer in horror and slasher movies are always male. Most serial killers are male and in their twenties to thirties. They’ll be looking for some one else namely Billy. You see I planted a lot of evidence pointing toward Billy going a bit… well a bit psycho.
Daytona: That’s sick.
Alana: You see I shoot him and the nightmares over. I live, tell my horrific tale sign movie deals write books, even have a major motion picture series. What else could a girl want? Think about it, a movie by a person who watched her friends get murdered horrifically.
Daytona: Is that all you want fame?

Alana laughs again and walks towards Daytona. Alana takes a knife from her cloak. Daytona gasps.

Alana: Don’t you see this isn’t about the fame, I want to make my movies. Bring my visions to the big screen. For too long have I had too watch other people write about characters that they don’t care about. I’m gonna change that. I’m gonna make Freddy and Jason appeal to the critics. They’ll love what I can do with them.
Daytona: You’re sick.
Alana: Sick? Is it sick to want to write my own films?
Daytona: No but it’s sick to go about it like this! I though we were friends! Don’t you care about people?
Alana: No, people are just poor excuses for movie characters. They have no backbone. They aren’t smart. They aren’t all pretty.

Daytona stares at Alana.

Daytona: So what happens next then? You seem to have planned this out to the second. What happens next?
Alana: This is the final death scene. It’s a bumper edition, you see two people die! You and Billy.
Daytona: I can’t understand you. You used to be a friend.
Alana: I’ve said this so many times that it’s starting to get repetitive. Don’t prolong the inevitable. You are going to die don’t even think about trying to prolong it.

Daytona shed more tears. She looks at Alana not mad but with sympathy.

Daytona: I’m so sorry.
Alana: Don’t be you've done nothing to make me do this.
Daytona: No, I’m sorry that you turned out to be such a fucking nut. Jesus I haven’t seen anyone as psychotic as you since watching Cops.

Alana looks at Daytona furiously.

Alana: Do you fear the reaper Daytona?
Daytona: I’m not gonna answer that until I’ve met him, and I’m not gonna meet him for a long time yet.
Alana: What makes you think he’s male? That’s just a stereotype.
Daytona: Oh fuck this.

Daytona jumps at Alana knocking the knife out of her hand. She pulls he too the floor and lies on top of her hitting her. Alana hits Daytona square in the face knocking her off Alana. Alana reaches for the knife.

Daytona: No.

Daytona kicks the knife away from Alana.

Alana: Bitch your gonna die why fight?
Daytona: The way I see it, I’m the heroine and I stop your evil plans.

They both slowly get to their feet.

Alana: And you said I’m unoriginal.
Daytona: Hey like you said, fuck originality. Let’s just do it the old fashioned way.

Daytona lunges at Alana slapping her. Alana clutches her cheek.

Alana: Bitch.

Alana takes a few steps backward.

Daytona: Scared?
Alana: No!

Daytona runs over to Alana ready to hit her but Alana pulls a baseball bat from her cloak and knocks Daytona to the ground.

Alana: Sorry honey but I’m too close to let my dream slip away.

Alana walks over to Daytona to check if she’s knocked out. Alana jumps as an arrow just skims past her head. She turns around quickly.

Alana: Who?
Billy: Hi honey, lets play.
Alana: You’ll regret that.
Billy: I’m waiting.

Alana drops the baseball bat. She puts her hand into her cloak. Alana pulls out a gun.

Billy: Jesus, who the fuck are you Batman?
Alana: Bye Billy!
Billy: wait…aren’t I supposed to die last?
Alana: Shit!
Billy: You have to nail her before me otherwise all those little clues you planted will have been for nothing.
Alana: Doesn’t mean I can’t hurt you?
Billy: What?

Alana points the guns at Billy and fires. Billy falls to the floor instinctively clutching his leg, which the bullet hit.

Alana: It makes sense don’t you think you and I struggle and a wild shot fires out hitting your leg.

Alana turns around to deal with Daytona.

Alana: What?

Alana looks at the ground where Daytona was lying. Both Daytona and the spear that was in Darren are missing.

Alana: I know hat you’re doing bitch, you wanna go for the final Scream scene. Come from nowhere and stab me? Sorry. I got all angles covered.

Alana fires her gun, five times in directions all around her. She hears nothing .

Alana: I know you’re out there bitch somewhere, come out.

Billy stirs and slowly regains conciseness. He looks up at Alana turning wildly pointing the gun all around her.

Alana: You’re not gonna ruin my movie I won’t let you.

Billy reaches for the bow gun that he dropped earlier when Alana shot him. Alana turns and sees him reaching for it. She picks the baseball bat off of the floor and throws it at Billy. It strikes him in the head. He drops again.

Alana: This isn’t in the script.

Alana hears a noise from above her. She looks up to see Daytona above her in the tree.

Daytona: It’s in mine. Daytona jumps from the tree with the spear pointed at Alana. Alana points the gun at her and fires.

Alana: What?

The gun just clicks, but does not fire. She pulls the trigger several times. While Daytona falls on top of her. The spear pierces through Alana’s heart.

Alana looks up at Daytona. Tears fill both their eyes.

Alana: Why?
Daytona: I… I had too.
Alana: I had an excuse, I was mentally ill. What was yours? What was your excu... excuse?
Daytona: No, I had too I had no other choice. I had too.

Daytona bursts into tears looking at Alana slowly loosing all the life within her.

Billy: Daytona help.

Daytona looks behind her.

Daytona: Oh Billy are you okay?
Billy: I’ll live.
Daytona: We’re the only two.
Billy: Just help me up.

Daytona helps Billy to his feet. He leans on her and they both turn their attention to Alana.

Billy: Isn’t this supposed to be the final scare?
Daytona: The movies over.
Billy: Why would she do this to us?
Daytona: Because she had no other choice. In her mind that’s all she could do to bring her movie to others.
Billy: You agree with her?
Daytona: I don’t condone what she’s done but I understand her. I always will. She’s a friend the best I’ve had.
Billy: You can’t call her a friend after this?
Daytona: She was sick. I should have seen the signs. I should have helped her.

Billy looks at Alana on the floor.

Billy: No could help her.

Daytona bursts into tears and cries on Billy’s shoulder.

Billy: Come on. Let’s go home.

They both walk of in to the distance. The credits roll over them. They both walk for about a minute or two when Billy speaks.

Billy: The one thing I don’t get though is how can Alana be the killer when she was with you guys watching movies when Katie and I where attacked?
Daytona: What? Oh no. She wasn’t alone in this! The Camera pulls up to Daytona face.

The scene fades to black as the credits still roll.

The End