"Hobbit stupid and large!"
(Stupid, fat hobbit!)

"Do not say Elf!"
(Don't tell the elf!)

"The battle of the deep bar more. The battle for the average ground is about to start."
(The battle of Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.)

"One reversed a red sun rises, blood this night."
(A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.)

"To swim in the swimming pool is nice and cools, so juicy candy. Only manner of fishing a fish, so juicy candy."
(Swimming in pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. The only way to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.)

"If the wall is cylinder head, the bars deeply will fall."
(If the wall is breeched, Helms Deep will fall.)

"Give me your named horse-Master and I will give you mine."
(Give me your name, horse-master and I shall give you mine."

"I cannot make this SAM!"
(I can't do this, Sam!")

"It is very erroneous."
(It's all wrong.)

"What do we hold above on SAM?" "That there are some goods in these world, Mr. Frodo and is interesting to fight for him for."
(What are we holding on to Sam? / That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for.)

"Boil the ' end of support, crush ' the end of support, ' end of support put in rago�t. Great pieces of gold of Nice with a piece of fried fish."
(Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. Nice big golden chips with a piece of fried fish.)

"Nice Poison of Spoilin'. Give it believed us and in the wigglin'. You keep the malicious pieces!" "You are desperate."
(Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and wigglin'. You keep nasty chips! / You're hopeless.)

"Frodo was true courageous was not him dad. Yes, I the most pleasant boy of all the hobbits."
(Frodo was real courageous, wasn't he, Dad. Yes, me boy, the most amiable of all hobbits.)

"You on the left out of one of the legal consultants as a head, Samwise the courageous one."
(You left out one of the chief counsels, Samwise the Brave.)

"The last time I looked at Th�oden, not Aragorn, was a king de Rohan."
(Last time I looked Th�oden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.)

"Look with my coming on the first light the fifth day, the look of paddle in the east."
(Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.)

"They is the barbs."
(It's the beards.)

"To resemble the back of the meat on the menu, boys!"
(Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!)

"To the bottom with the last child!"
(Down to the last child!)

"What did they fly of you?"
(What did they steal from you?)

"The new patients are a sick guest."
(Ill news is an ill guest.)

"What do you fear, MILADY?" "A camp."
(What do you fear, milady? / A cage.)

"You are the girl of the kings. A shield first of Rohan. I do not think who will be your destiny."
(You're the daughter of kings. A shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate.)

"There is no exit of this throat."
(There is no way out of that canyon.)

"Circulate us in circles!"
(We're going in circles.)

"This creature is related to me because I like am leaped with him."
(This creature is bound to me as I'm as bound to him.)

"They come with fire, they come with axes... corroding, corrosive, to notch, extreme!"
(They come with fire, they come with axes...gnawing, biting, hacking, burning!)

"It is very exact, it is very exact. Nobody panic, that was deliberated. It was deliberated."
(It's all right, it's all right. Nobody panic, that was deliberate. It was deliberate.)

"I draw you out of Saruman while the poison is drawn from a wound."
(I draw you out Saruman as poison is drawn from a wound.)

"The narrower we are with the danger, the more we are evil distances."
(The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.)

"He tried to take the ring of Frodo after the oath of an oath to protect it. The ring led your insane brother."
(He tried to take the Ring from Frodo after swearing an oath to protect him. The Ring drove your brother mad.)

If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French!) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.