"CLOSE IT, BULLWINKLE!!"
(SHUT UP, BULLWINKLE!)

"Sometimes, it is not to be a also easy courageous head."
(Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.)

"What would you say of this rabbit of film Roger?"
(What about that movie Roger Rabbit?)

"Where is the pole?"
(Where is boom?)

"The defendants are charged with the large car of flight: 1 account; bursting of the prison: 1 account; to dispute the character of a guard of prison: 1 account; carefree control: 4 accounts; to speak with the assistances; five accounts; criminal the bad punning: 18 accounts."
(The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts.)