"You know that Harry... it did not see on a small place that I like to call the ground."
(You know Harry... he doesn't live on a little place I like to call Earth.)

"I swear on the serious spider-Man my father will pay."
(I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man is going to pay.)

"We have a problem of the one page, closed upwards."
(We've got a page one problem, shut up.)

"I improve the race, tiger!"
(I better run, tiger!)

"When you look in it eyes, and it seems back in yours, all is not smelled completely normal, because you smell yourselves more extremely, and weaker at the same time."
(When you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time.)

"I will send to you meat an interesting box of Christmas."
(I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat.)

"You liked it. And he loved you."
(You loved him. And he loved you.)

"What the 'fluage' is my father, well?"
(That "creep" is my father, alright?)

"Stamp left the woman you like..."
(Let die the woman you love...)

"Mom of the line hot... your, known as my aunt, known as me."
(Hotline....your mom, told my aunt, told me.)

"Us should just give him a great pressure."
(We should all just give him one big hug.)

"They said that I need temporary lessons."
(They said I need acting lessons.)

"Peter, that was the first category."
(Peter, that was first grade.)

"SAY ME HOW!"
(TELL ME HOW!)

"Nice to have a ventilator..."
(Nice to have a fan...)

"You dirty with Spidey, you dirty with New York!" "Ouais, you dirty with one of us, you dirty with all us!"
(You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York! / Yeah, you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!)

If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French!) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.