"As I hate it when you have somebody in your face, trying you to give them a council, they will not leave, and there this great awkward silence, knows you it..."
Yeah, I hate when I try to give someone a council, and they will not leave.
(Like I hate it when you've got somebody in your face, you trying to give them a hint, they won't leave, and there's that big awkward silence, you know...)

"Please, I do not want to turn over there. You do not know as what it must be considered a phenomenon. Well... perhaps you."
(Please, I don't want to go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well... maybe you do.)

"Oh this will be recreation! We can remain late upwards, of the virile stories of exchange and the morning, I make waffles."
Oh, those virile stores of exchange...
(Oh this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles.)

"Broad died in addition to table!"
What!? First the table, and now the broad too?
(Dead broad off the table!)

"Not! Not buttons! Not my buttons of gumdrop!"
(No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!)

"Ok, I will say to you. Do you know the man of roll?"
(Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?)

"Here we have some rules, we let extend them downwards."
(Here we have some rules, let us lay them down.)

"Not! Not! Not, no not. No..."
Looks like a horrid string of typopos.
(No! No! No, no, no. No...)

"You have to go to go lucky find this dragon and to just thus save a princess Farquaad would give you the marsh behind, that you only do not have the cause that it completely filled it of the phenomena initially. Is it about right-hand side?"
Have to go to go lucky?
(You've gonna go find this dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad would give you back the swamp, which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?)

"You leave them outside with the sun, they obtain all the brown one and start to push small white hairs."
(You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs.)

"You cannot say to me that you are afraid of the sizes."
It's true! *sob*
(You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.)

"Awaiting a knight if 'bold' as for the delivery I."
Well, you go ahead and wait for that "bold" knight for the delivery.
(I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.)

"Afflicted lady, it has there no more time."
(Sorry, lady, there's no time.)

"You know, you should sweep me in addition to my feet, out over there of window, and swallow a cord on your valiant steed."
Okay. 1) Pick her up, and don't forget her feet. 2) Jump out the window. 3) Eat a rope. Huh?
(What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet, out yonder window, and down a rope onto your valiant steed.)

"But how will you embrace me?"
(But how will you kiss me?)

"A princess closed in a tower, and attacked with key by a dragon, is saved by a courageous knight. And then they share the true love embrace initially."
Attacked with a key?
(A princess locked in a tower, and beset by a dragon, is rescued by a brave knight. And then they share true love's first kiss.)

"Farquaad Lord. What does resemble it?"
(Lord Farquaad. What's he like?)

"You cut me in this major true moment."
I love that use of "major true."
(You cut me real deep just now.)

"It is one of these lower-$$$-ET-Leave-$$$-Only things."
No idea what happened here.
(This is one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things.)

"Ah, now we obtain some share."
(Now we're getting somewhere.)

"This is why I am not on line better only."
That would explain why I haven't seen him on AIM lately...
(That's why I'm better off alone.)

"Improve out of that inside, I always say."
I think that would technically mean clean up your heart before you clean up your body? Improve out of the inside. Improve from the inside. Improve from the inside, and it will improve the outside....?
(Better out than in, I always say.)

"And the glance - good you are - I will not be - you are ugly."
Uff da. Are you articulate.
(And look - well you are - I ain't gonna lie - you are ugly.)

"Seven ugly of Shrek twenty-four."
All seven ugly of Shrek. Or, wait. Is it twenty-four?
(Shrek's ugly twenty-four seven.)

"But I love you in any way... ahhh of the uh I...... I have troubles."
Yeah, we kinda figured that...
(But I like you anyway. I... uh... ah... I'm in trouble.)

"You know that you were always me, I, I."
(You know you was always me, me, me.)

"You are average for me."
(You are mean to me.)

If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French!) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.