"Oh. Thus * which is * chip."
(Oh. So *that's* puce.)
"Uh... which it could leave in an outline?"
(Uh... it could let in a draft?)
"I will not enter the room of a kid."
(I won't go into a kid's room.)
"Word hello with the extractor of piercing cry!"
(Say hello to the Scream Extractor!)
"Since I travelled by a really interesting car. You let me leave, I you will give... a turn... in the car."
(Because I got a really nice car. You let me go, I'll give you... a ride... in the car.)
"I am afflicted, Wazowski, but Randall indicated that I am not allowed fraternize with victims of his bad piece of ground."
(I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.)
"Well... I. Rectify upwards until you... laughed under cape... like that... And now I am thinking me should just leave from here."
(Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.)
"Sulley, you are not supposed to call it."
(Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.)
"Thus help me, thus help me and cut me!"
(So help me, so help me and cut!)
"I am normal!"
(I'm a natural!)
"Business. The type takes five measurements, and it is there."
(Big deal. Guy takes five steps, and he's there.)
"Ouais, I obtained, uh, refuse smelly or old discharges." "You obtained, uh, low tide?" "Not." "What would you say of wet dog?"
(Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster. / You got, uh, low tide? / No. / How about wet dog?)
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"H�, this to resemble Randall. Your monster of Randall."
(Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster.)
"Noises like the recreation inside there!"
(Sounds like fun in there!)
"Now broad bean voyage. See the ya. Look at the stick."
(Now bon voyage. See ya. Look at the stick.)
"What a plane! Simple, however alienated!"
(What a plan! Simple, yet insane!)
"Follow the choking noise of my voice."
(Follow the sultry sound of my voice.)
If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French!) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.