"And you have my arc."
(And you have my bow.)

"Large!"
(Great!)

"Does nobody know is it here they? they, Gandalf?"
(No one knows it's here. Do they? Do they, Gandalf?)

"Nobody throws a dwarf in the air!"
(Nobody tosses a dwarf!)

"Race!"
(Run!)

"What would you say breakfast?"
(What about breakfast?)

"Tea of afternoon? To dine? To dine?"
I love how "dinner" and "supper" are both translated "to dine."
(Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?)

"I slightly smell... the kind of drawn bar, as the butter �rafl� above too much bread."
*giggles* I just like that "I slightly smell" bit... oops...
(I feel thin... sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.)

"In the ground of Mordor, in fires of the unhappy fate of frame, the dark lord Sauron forged in the secrecy a principal ring, to order all the others."
Mount Doom is referred to, in all the translation, as the unhappy fate of frame.
(In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others.)

"I heard high voices."
It was just Frodo. I mean he's a girl, right? oh, WAIT, he just LOOKS like one...
(I heard raised voices.)

"Please, Mr. Gandalf, Sir, do not wound me. Do not transform me into anything... artificial."
(Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything...unnatural.)

"It is Aragorn, wire of Arathorn."
Wire?!
(He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn.)

"The history became legend, the legend became myth, and during two and thousand years half the ring passed out of all knowledge."
But the other half people remembered.
(History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and half thousand years the Ring passed out of all knowledge.)

"It seeks it, seeking it, all its thought is folded on top."
(He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it.)

"Beats drum in the deep one."
(Drums in the deep.)

"Well, if I am annoyed, it is your defect! It is mine... my clean... my invaluable..."
(Well, if I'm angry, it's your fault! It's mine... my own... my precious...)

"Gandalf... OH I remember ger�ure of old people, large gray beard, hat of point."
Ah, yes, that hat of point...
(Gandalf...Oh yeah, I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy hat.)

"Friendship failed." "Not if we judge true between them."
(The fellowship has failed. / Not if we hold true to each other.)

"We proceed without obstructions drive out certain Orc."
That's very specific.
(Let's hunt some Orc.)

"The thought of Gandalf!"
O! The thought of Gandalf!
(Gandalf's thinking!)

"Research is held on the edge of a knife. The lost animal but, and it will fail, with the ruin of all."
(The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all.)

"There are other forces with work in this Frodo world."
This good ol' Frodo world.
(There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil.)

"Fires to howl, malt beer, red meat in addition to bone!"
Not only bone - but red meat! And fires that will howl at you!
(Roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone!)

"I would rather share a life with you whom deal with all the ages of this only world."
(I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.)

"Only there can it be which is not made yet. It must be taken deeply in Mordor and cast iron again in the burning chasm from from where it came."
Cast iron?
(Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.)

"All what consider its fall under its charm... and are never re-examined."
(All who look upon her fall under her spell... and are never seen again.)

"I heard his voice inside my head."
Galadriel is a boy now, is she?
(I heard her voice inside my head.)

"It said to me, even now, there is hope on the left." (She said to me, even now, there is hope left.)

"Never were you called the house by clearly sounding silver plated trumpets?"
I've never been called a house by anybody, much less a bunch of musical instruments.
(Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?)

"The lords of Gondor are turned over!"
(The Lords of Gondor have returned!)

"The dwarf breathes thus extremely, we could have drawn it in the darkness." (The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.)

"Your love of the sheet of the halfings clearly slowed down your spirit."
(Your love of the halfings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.)

"Go again in the shade!"
(Go back to the shadow!)

"A shade and a threat had developed in my spirit."
(A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.)

"Very that I was elasticity your uncle a little nudge out of the door."
Elasticity?
(All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.)

"A large eye, lidless, braided in flame."
(A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.)

"Where are you taking us?" "In the savage."
(Where are you taking us? / Into the wild.)

"There is bad there that does not sleep, and the large eye is never watchful."
How "ever" became "never" I am not sure.
(There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful.)

"Here a pretty thing: Mithril. Also light like feather, and as hard as dragon-measurement."
(Here's a pretty thing: Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales.)

"Nondark but beautiful and terrible like morning! Unfair like sea! Stronger than the bases of the ground! All will like me and despair!"
(Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!)

"They were elves in the past, taken by the sunk, tortured and mutilated powers."
(They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated.)

"I swear with you that I will not drop the white city."
Hold on to it tight, it gets heavy sometimes.
(I swear to you I will not let the White City fall.)

"Be to the son of peace of Gondor."
Uh-huh. I understood that. Right.
(Be at peace, Son of Gondor.)

"The weather is completely fresh."
(It's quite cool.)

"It is the certain shape of imp."
(It's some kind of elvish.)

"A Gandalf lamentation..."
(A lament for Gandalf.)

"For me the sorrow is always too near."
Legolas is never ever going to get over this.
(For me the grief is still too near.)

"The glare of my tomato!"
This one makes me laugh every time I see it.
(My tomato's burst!)

"SAM, I am happy am to you with me."
So happy he can't speak!
(Sam, I'm glad you're with me.)

"The strong box is this one?"
(Is it safe?)

"Of the alcohol of our people its earth takes through the strong box."
(By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe.)

"We must connect Gandalf with him. We must connect the Sauron."
(We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.)

"During the five hundreds years it poisoned the relative alcohol. And in the sadness of the cave of Gollum, it took care from. The density still has crawled in the forest of the world. The voice developed the ring of the observed energy of a color in the east, within me disowned whispers of the fear and the interior."
(For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived.)

"But, all, had been done deceived, for a other ring."
They done been deceived.
(But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made.)

"It confuses him, Samwise Gamgee all!"
(Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee!)

"Bilbo would have that to find the ring, in this in case that that one on the other hand he had, of the way this that you have it. And it is a thought of the enthusiasm."
(Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.)

"To all the cases you have the necessity of the people of intelligence in this... friendly thing of the search of the mission........"
(Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.)

"That thing that you would say to make the lunch small?"
Yeah, what was that thing you would always say...
(What about breakfast?)

"Feeding? Feeding?"
(Dinner? Supper?)

"I have the necessity of festivities. The festivities wish very."
(I need a holiday. A very long holiday.)

"A Magier is never in is slow, Baggins swindle. Nor it is in advance payment. He arrives with the precision, if to appreciate to say."
(A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.)

"And it does not divide the energy."
(And it does not share power.)

"Operation!"
(Run!)

"The friend speaks and comes in you."
(Speak friend and enter.)

"The ampere hour, is totally simple. If you he are a friend, the word of the access speaks and the lobbies are opened."
(Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.)

"This one of Bilbo is continued being the hand."
(It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand.)

"That one, my friend, is one dot." "It registers it in paintings? Unemployment arrives!"
"Unemployment arrives"? Okee...
(This, my friend, is a pint. / It comes in pints? I'm getting one!)

"Something forth gushs in air a dwarf!"
(No one tosses a dwarf!)

"Nontransport nothing." "Efficiently!"
What amazes me is that Aragorn could understand that.
(I carry nothing. / Indeed!)

"I gave the form fianc�, sig. I swindle. A promise. Not to trust Samwise."
(I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise.)

"And you make it to extract the elbow..."
(And you have my bow.)

"The destiny takes to us that small whole number."
(You carry the fate of us all little one.)

"During the sixty years immense the calm ring when to arrest Bilbo, the relative life, old extension of the delayed age. But more, I swindle."
(For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. But no longer, Frodo.)

"The supported alcohol of Sauron."
(The spirit of Sauron endured.)

"A threat of the color in the density."
(A shadow lurks in the dark.)

"The mine of Meins... cleaned on... the inestimable mine is..." "Much?"
(It's mine... my own... my precious... / Precious?)

"... desire you stop it!"
(You... you want it for yourself!)

"Attempt not to rob the one that tries, to help him!"
(I am not trying to rob you, I'm trying to help you!)

"Pipe the weak person of the examinaci�n of f�z!"
Wow. That's so elaborate.
(Fool of a Took!)

"Friendly it of the ash of Gandalf."
(We're friends of Gandalf the Grey.)

"Never secret eleven!"
(Never trust an elf!)

"It accelerated!"
(Hurry!)

"Then it has all the summers in useless. The friendship came to lack."
(Then it has all been in vain. The fellowship has failed.)

"They do not exceed."
(You shall not pass.)

"The search is arrested in the edge of a measurer. The lost animal nevertheless and he to come to lack, with the ruin of everything."
(The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all.)

"It exceeds the color."
(He is passing into the Shadow.)

"He is he."
Profound.
(This is it.)

"If I to prepare itself measured more, distant moved absentee to traverse, all �t�e moves far from the distant house."
(If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.)

"Desire that never comes the ring I. Desire the one of this I do not introduce."
(I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.)

"The forms for the secret, that examinaci�n of f�z of Brandybuck and have."
(Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.)

"The rotation was sufficient."
(That was just a detour.)

"Strappilo inside ignited for inferior the one of violentemente."
(Rip them all down.)

"Dear mine I swindle, main extremity of the title really the narcotic creatures. They can try that everything must know their direction here in the month, but after hundreds years can make them the astonishment calm."
(My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.)

"They had been sayings, you moor-me-he were and you date of the interior in inmortal the life of your people."
(You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.)

"I select a life of inoperative women."
(I choose a mortal life.)

"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, line of Gloin, without the commerce, that we have here."
(The Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess.)

"A witch the eleven terrible ones of the energy."
(An Elf witch of terrible power.)

"It felt the voice relative to the interior of my head."
But what is the square root of the voice relative to the interior of his head?
(I heard her voice inside my head.)

"You were never indicates to her house obvious, playing inargentare that bugles had covered?"
(Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?)

"The dwarf breathes extremely therefore, we he could project it in the density."
(The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.)

"And these three then potato purses we have raised the last week and e, the fungos, the front week."
(And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and, and, the mushrooms, the week before.)

"Those systems!"
(It's working!)

"Still it enters the color!"
(Go back to the shadow!)

"A color and a threat were turned him in my alcohol."
(A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.)

"Before you come length, we they considered very good Bagginses us." "Efficiently?" "Not never each possible adventure had or zero unexpected nonfact." "If they are this a the event with the red red deers of the flight, thus that will be suggested. Much that I age elasticity little the relative uncle nudge of the lobby."
(Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. / Indeed? / Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected. / If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.)

"They arrest an eye that swindles, not you?" "Two eyes, therefore frequently, like I storing of the tin."
Those swindling eyes never get away...
(You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you? / Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.)

"The Vento-vento-Eu imagined to communicate to me in a dream."
(I thought I had wandered into a dream.)

"Sterile inculto is a country, decided with the fire and the ash and the dust, that the air breathes, only when, you you are a toxic steam."
(It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.)

"Sig. Frodo ' S in all the part that goes not outside me."
(Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.)

"On the other hand the light appreciates feather/spring and how much hard the measurement of Drache."
(As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales.)

"It has the things, that one that are older and, smelling like Orcs in the main places of the world."
(There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.)

"It has a dwarf in Moria nevertheless, that one that always extracts the breathing."
(There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.)

"Terrible pretty and temporary Nondark like the mornings of! Unfairly appreciates the sea! More fort of the surfaces more under possible of the Earth! Everything appreciates me and the desperation!"
(Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the morning! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!)

"A ring of the single energy the end to support * is is *."
(To bear a Ring of Power is to *be* alone.)

"I have the member of the jury, protegger it."
(I swore to protect you.)

"The time is totally fresh."
(It's quite cool.)

"It is the definitive form of imp."
(It's some form of elvish.)

"One, the end to govern it everything, a ring, to find a ring he, to be able it in him everything and the them to exert pressure on the density."
("One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.")

"They had fallen in the density. Hour where enslaved with the relative."
(One by one they've fallen into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.)

"They never arrest it to the hunting."
(They will never stop hunting you.)

"This black passenger tried something. Or somebody. I swindle?"
(That black rider was looking for something. Or someone. Frodo?)

"Something approaches. I can believe it."
(Something draws near. I can feel it.)

"SAM to the morning, lucky person you with me."
(Sam, I'm glad you're with me.)

If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French and through the Lost in Translation site) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.