"We are the desired men. I have the sentence of died on twelve systems."
(We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.)

"The religions of Hokey and the weapons ancient are not any match for a good sand spreader on your side, kid."
(Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.)

"I take something for you here. Your father wanted that you had this when you were rather old, but your uncle would not allow it. It A fears that you could follow old Obi-WAN on certain idealistic crusade of rotten imbecile like your father."
(I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some d*** fool idealistic crusade like your father did.)

"Does fast the boat? You never intended to speak about the falcon of mill�nium?"
(Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?)

"Observe your mouth, kid, or you will be to float at the house."
(Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.)

"I identified your stinking stink when I was brought on board."
(I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.)

"More than you tighten your palm grip hand knob, Tarkin, more the systems of will slip by your fingers."
(The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.)

"Do not call me a dazed philosopher, you drips of excessive weight of grease!"
(Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!)

"Marvelous girl! Or I will kill it or I start with like it."
(Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.)

"I do not worry what feel!"
(I don't care what you smell!)

"You came in this thing? You are more courageous than the thought of I!"
(You're braver than I thought!)

"Only you could be if 'bold'."
(Only you could be so bold.)

"It was!"
(It lied!)

"I worry!"
(I care!)

"All perfectly all in this moment. We are very well. We go all well here now, thank you."
(Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you.)

"Great escape, very dangerous."
(Large leak, very dangerous.)

"You are all light, kid."
(You're all clear, kid.)

"Please do not put to me not under tension."
(Please don't deactivate me.)

"You will function badly in a day, you close relation- saw the pile of fall."
(You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile.)

If you find any more funny ones (or any in other languages... this is just in French!) please pass 'em along to me and I'll put 'em up here! Make sure to tell me what language you translated it in. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to tell me which movie. I have a couple of 'em on here. :-) And let me know if you want me to credit you, and if so, with what name. Oy. We're getting deep here. Enough. Cut.