Okay. Sarah L., a.k.a. Sarah from Hungary, a.k.a. Sarah now from Africa, is so much a fountain of stupid and amusing quotes... that I had to add her on here. Heh. So here she is, with her very own page!! (And, as of Sep 04, I have also given her her own page for her survey answers which is quite hilarious.)

You are sort of quirky in that respect too. You have this thing about deformities.

about Moulin Rouge
You probably wouldn't appreciate it actually. I think you are too cynical to enjoy it.

I was the one who stunned half the embassy and my family by checking out only the first part of Titanic from the video library because I didn't want to see everyone drown.

And you are allowed to read about Erik while he murders people (accidentally or otherwise) and not see Ocean's 11? Maybe you will start to build torture chambers underneath your house or something....

DOWN WITH ARWEN! DOWN WITH ARWEN! I HATE her with a vengeance.

WHAT?! Funny is higher on your priority list then handsome!!!! How shallow.

about Abigail from "The Crucible"
YEAH! Isn't she COOL! The way she deliberately tries to murder Elizabeth!

about Andrew Lloyd Webber
It is in my constitutional rights to hold a prejudice against him. Ever notice how no one cares about other people's constitutional rights? Anita (A friend of mine here) just said she didn't care when I told her while playing Monopoly that she was violating my constitutional rights by making me stay on her piece of property that had a hotel on it.

Disney movies these days are seriously targeted towards the uneducated masses...... naaah, so take that.

With the singers singing stuff like "OOOOOH When will I fiiiiiiiiind myself? Where??? Oooooooooooh wheeeeeeen?" and singing lots of "ooooooooooh"s. That, my dear, is Disney rock.

about Joanna from "The Rescuers Down Under"
Aren't I allowed to be creeped out by that horrible lizard thing?

I think a big loaf of bread with legs would draw my attention pretty quick.

I still remember the time when you and I were discussing a composer and to a remark you made I WANTED to write "Neat! What songs did he write?" and instead I wrote "Neat songs he did write?" and you were like "Uhh.... yeah neat songs he did write."

Well, Hannah means "Favour" or "Grace" and Sarah means "Princess" so I outrank you and hereby decree you to be out of order.

I like doing crossword puzzles with other people. That way they do all the actual work and I just stand by nodding and saying "Oh yeah!"

After all if it is called Terminator they must terminate something in the movie...

I creep very easily.

I figure: I am freaky I had better TRY to look reasonably civilized.... freaky, heck I am VERY freaky.

My fluency in Chinese is limited to being able to say: "Jesse likes to eat worms" and "Rebekkah likes to eat Motorcycles", so if we are ever in China again and people get hungry I know how to ask for what my siblings will want to eat.

I ordered a large ice cream cone today at Dairy Queen and received something about the size of a small trumpet.

about a typoed version of my name
Imagine every e-mail I wrote you I'd have to write: "Dear Ahnahhananah" and just think how long it would take to write that.

Poor Taleia, I havn't even met her yet and I'm already planning on stealing her TV.

about Wolverine from "X-Men"
Logan is cute cute cute cute cute cute cute.

If you were that impressionable I would have converted you to an Aragorn fan a long time ago.

about not wanting to go to India on vacation
You are the absoloutly only person who actually understands the fact that hey, we are already OUT HERE SOMEWHERE WIERD why would I want to go somewhere ELSE wierd.

My relatives on my mom's side are all sort of like Ian's parents. My Dad's family are all abosloutly crazy (not in a good way) let me put it this way, For Christmas this year we recieved an e-mail from my Dad's parents telling us that they had just been on a trip and had been so shocked and horrified by the condition of the world that they had decided not to send Christmas presents this year and instead to just donate money to charities and was there a particular charity we wanted money donated in our name to? ;) My Dad said he should have written to them and said "Oh the Kids will take the same as last year" because last year they didn't give us anything either but made a donation to teh Afghan Orphans. Dosn't this sound like something from a comedy?

If you saw the lizzie Mcgurie movie there is no excuse for your not seeing What A Girl Wants.

Woah this is sort of creepy everyone in the embassy suddenly shut their office doors.... I feel very alone....Oh well I've got the computer, and I'm writing you an e-mail which according to me is the ultimate cure for all cases of the creeps. (My little sister came into my room a while ago and said "Sarah! I'm SCARED!" and I said "Oh thats easy! Don't think about it." "But I can't HELP thinking about it" then, quoth I "The best way to get rid of being scared is just to plan your next e-mail to Hannah. Works all the time".... Naomi didn't appreciate this advice to much. She assured me that SHE has already planned HER next e-mail to Hannah....)

about Les Miserables
Thankfully that donkey riding bishop has just walked out of the pictre (hopefully for ever)...

Oh MAN! Now I am SO mad at myself *bangs her head on the desk*....... Ok I didn't REALLY bang my head on the desk.... I could try though.... wait a second...... Just did it.... not very interesting really. I feel about the same as I did before except now my head hurts.

about "Ella Enchanted"
I read that once a looooooong time ago. I didn't like it when I read it but I'd be curious to read it again. Especially as dureing a chat Taleia and I had once she told me that I reminded her of Ella... now I want to read it and find out if I should be insulted or not.

about Furbies
Naomi got very worked up because hers started calling her "Daddy"...

I am not going to go throuigh my life haveing spent a total of 20 minutes (at an aiport) actually with you.

This was so wierd. I was reading your e-mail and my mother came up and pointed at a pharagraph at random and said "Oh think that was a profound point" and it was my pharagraph on how cute Andy Roddick was. Wierd. I have hidden depths of deepness. DID I TELL YOU THAT ANDY RODDICK LOST? IN THE QUARTER FINALS! HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME??????

about Mr. Darcy or Will, I can't remember which one
I think it more attractive for him to be intentionally humorless then unintentionally humorless.

You shouldn't try to search for logic in the way my mind works cause it dosn't work on logic.

about "Harvey"
Though actually this movie SCARES me. ITS A BIG WHITE RABBIT FOR PETE'S SAKE! AND ITS INVISIBLE! It could be ANYWHERE! Freaky.

Though actually the other day I tried not giving my Sims a house to live in at all. I made them farm for food and sleep in the great outdoors. They were pretty darn miserable.

Oh and by the way do you think Leonardo Di Caprio is cute? My little sister has disgraced me permanently my announcing that she thinks he is very cute. I shall never recover from the shame.

SPEAKING of which... I am not at ALL sure I am flattered to have my own stupid quotes page on your site, it sort of suggests that I am dumber then your run of the mill friends.

about The Sims
I hate building houses and it is often much less trouble just not to build the house at all but make them rough it outstide. Course then their 'room' bars drop waaaaay down. But tough for them.

I think it totally shows that I ahve talked about you to much to my sister when I told Naomi that you said Will reminded you of Raoul and she said "HOW DARE SHE SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!" Good Greif Naomi LIKES Raoul (Or she does in the one version we have seen)

Its like how Anita has permanently disgraced me by likeling Luke in Star Wars... LEt me put it this way, its as if one of your sisters announced that her favorite character in POTO was Raoul... Would you ever get over it?

Well its much better to be a typical facotry-made good lookeing American then a facotry made totally dorky Hungarian isn't it?

I hate the way the french have of greeting each other by kissing each other on both cheeks. It is wierd enough when a girl comes up and does it to you but when a guy you have never met before and are jsut being introduced to comes up and does it it is extremely wierd.

WHAT? You don't have Mr. Darcy on your list of favorite ficitonal charcers? Have you ever read Pride and Prejudace? i'f you havn't I guess you are forgiven but if you havn't I can not explain why he isn't here.

about her vacation
India. *sighs*.... They want to go to the mountains in India.. Can you believe it? I want to go *sniffs* To Europe, or maybe America *sighs*.. But no we are going to India. You may wonder why I am bothering to tell you this... well actually Cause when Daddy told me yesterday and I complained he said "You just ask Taleia... or Hannah, whether they don't think that sounds like fun. I'll bet you THEY would love to do that." My family is wierd.

I seriously need to start believeing you when you tell me that movies are good. I never do and then I see the movies and say "Oh. Wow. Hannah was right."

I need to get rid of whatever physchological barrier I have that makes me everytime someone reccomends soemthing to me assume it is going to be terrible. Seriously. Most people think "Oh good!" when someone tells them something is great, me, I think "Oh dear!"

By the By have you ever tried saying "eats-a-pizza-backwards" sveral times.... it sounds so cute when you say ti right.

I know that this is absoloutly a shameful thing to say and is absoloutly unforgivable for a member of my family to say and don't you dare tell Rebekkah this but I DON'T LIKE COLE PORTER *sobs uncontrollably* I have tried! I really have!

after I commented that her dad probably wouldn't want to watch "Freaky Friday"
What are you kidding? My Dad is TOTALLY into these preteen things isn't yours? Why, Princess Diaries, and What a Girl Wants are his FAVORITE MOVIES.

about teenagers
We have very deep souls, but our parents don't realize this and they very often hurt us because they think we don't have the emotional depths that we do in fact have... blah blah blah..ect *grins* Don't you just hate whining teenagers?

I believe I am probably one of the very few people who have called someone up and the moment they pick up the phone and say 'Hello?' has said horrer struck 'Who IS this????' A silence rather followed that....

I shall die. Or something like that.

They should also make the spelling of the word 'We' especially written 'WE' because I always type it like that and then I have to go back and re-type it because it makes it sound like I am being smug 'WE went shopping today... so TAKE THAT YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.'

about a friend of hers who I quoted on my inpassing blog
I don't believe she has time to get on the internet and look up "PurpleCow" on the Internet even if she was for some wierd reason inclined to do so.

about someone she once heard preach
There is no way that after listening to someone preach for one about a week you should know what their dogs names are, about his sisters, His first driving experiance (When he crashed a tractor), his original career options, Why he changed, the girl he originally wanted to marry, Who he actually ended UP marrying, How he got his current job, the fact that he is now excersising in the gym, and various other fascinating aspects of his life. The sad thing was that he didn't even bring these up in a little "Introduction" thing, he just talked about himself ALL THE TIME.

Ah! I have just thought of a brilliant, profound topic for conversation... Do you like McDonalds or Burger King better?

Oh good greif I can't believe I am sitting here typing about CHEESEBURGERS... no wait, reading some of the other topics of conversation I have brought up in the past it strikes me that it isn't so suprising that I am talking about cheeseburgers.

I thought that in comparison to everyone else in the story Aragorn was a pretty good character. Frodo is just a whiner, Legolas is a non-intity, Gimili is comic relief, Elrond is grouchy, none of the characters in fact have much of a sense of humor. On the bright side however all of the above (Except perhaps Frodo and Gimli) could rescue you if you ever got captured.... which would be extremely useful if you were in a situation where there was even a remote possibility of getting captured..

I was on this message board the other day where they were discussing Orlando Bloom and they were talking about how they would give everything the owned just to meet Orlando Bloom and most of them agreed that if he came up to them they would just Pass out. And as My little sister was so kind as to point out when I related this to her, if you gave everything you owned to meet him and then passed out the moment he came up to you then you wouldn't get to meet him at all and should probably demand a refund.

Come on, who carries their camera around with them everywhere in the hopes that Orlando Bloom will show up out of the blue and pose for a photo with them???

after my claim that she only liked the name "Hannah" because it started with "Han," the name of her first fictional character crush
You would think that I would like names that start with 'Ara' or 'Will' *grins* Maybe AraWill. Ah there is a name for you. Or AraWillHan. Woah.

Didn't *you* think Gollum was cute?

I doubt that gateway decided that a totally cool feature on their new keyboards would be that if you press this one button a beautiful green HELP sign flashes up.

One person leaves the room and then the other(s) think(s) up a person for them to be (ie: Orlando Bloom, Anne of Green Gables) and the person comes back in and you don't tell them who they are. Then you ask them questions about their character which give them mild hints and they have to make up some answers at the same time as trying to guess who they are) I made naomi Erik and she said some of the stupidest things.... said she liked lipstick before I mentioned to her that she was in fact a guy....

about The Phantom of the Opera
For me the big question would be what Raoul looks like ;) If he is a total dork then the movie would be an utter waste because then one would want Christine to choose Erik and then when she dosn't it would be terribly dissapointing....

about a play she saw where everyone died - I asked if it was Les Mis
Twern't Les Mis unless at some point that I have not yet reached in the book they all move out to America and live on a plantation right before the cival war and lie around on couches all day talking about their mothers, boyfriends, and various other drab characters.

It isn't a totally fair deal because more people are into the unpersonalitied fictional characters then are into the witty unloved ones so I have to share with a bunch of people.

One of the many songs I have frequently been favored with hearing is "Come what May" and there is a line in there that goes "And theres no mountain to high, no river to wide sing out this song and I'll be there by yourside" and my little sister says that ever since in frustration I sang it "And there's no ant hill to high no puddle to wide..."she can't sing it the correct way any more.

after my claims of training my Furby in the ways of the Phantom
Ok, right, a Furby that says it will punjab people. That will make a definate impression on visitors to your house.

When Taleia, Rebekkah, and I went to BJU for summer camp they had this speaker there who would ALWAYS call us Young people. And he would get this really really earnest expression in his voice as he said it "YOUNG PEOPLE! I KNOW YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!" Yeah, and you just added another one, I have to sit here for the next 45 minutes listening to you.

about learning French
Bon-bon-bon- OH WHAT THE HECK WHEN AM I EVER GONNA USE THIS STUPID LANGUAGE AGAIN AFTER I LEAVE GABON ANYWAYS??????

Wow, you know the Seth from the Bible? I am impressed ;) You must be much older then I thought you were.

Christine seriously needs to get some guys in her life. One of them is a homicidal maniac (I probably shouldn't have said that *grins*) and the other is a total wimp...

about her father
He won some sort of State Department type 'contest' where you were supposed to write a presentation on E-diplomacy and if they like your presentation they will pay for you to come to the states and give it at this big conferance. I asked him if he was SURE it did not say "Bring Daughter" but he says he is positive it does not *sulks*

about my mom not wanting me to visit Sarah in Gabon
She wouldn't trust you with us? *innocent smile*... You could tell her that I promise her that we will only go to a couple of discos and I will make sure that you only have a maximum of 6 beers per Disco.

I've met two e-pals total...how shocking... wait a second I think I only have two e-pals. So I've met 100% of the people I've met online in person.

"Something to write home about" *is* a kinda wierd expression if you think about it. I've always felt that way about the expression "Ready to hit the road", I'm NOT ready to go outside and start whacking the road thankyou very much.

I see from your reviews that you saw An Ideal Husband. Of course now that has put *me* in the mood to see the movie and since we don't have it there is no saying WHEN I'll actually get to see it. Bad Hannah Bad.

When we were in the airport in washington (Trying to board the plane to Tucson) Naomi and I both got picked for a random terrorist check or something like that. It was so funny *grins* Naomi was dressed all in pink with these really bright blue shoes on and you could really tell that the airport people felt absurd giving her the extra security check.

This music is extremely *nice*, there is absoloutly nothing inspired about it, it just sort of ho hums along happily. Since that is also an excellent summary of my little sister I am quite used to that sort of attitude and as such I like it quite a bit.

As an aside I really like Link... aside from his supremely dorky (*sighs* I see I am back to old habbits... "Forky" was my original type there) "And I'm.... Link!" in the first song, he really makes a nice hero.

I'd reccomend listening to "It Sucks to be me" but then I did that with one of my other friends and she was MOST unappreciative. "Erm ok Sarah" was sort of her responce...

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