"Yeah, Daddy...look what happened to your name!! And Emmlen's colour!! And Dan's head!!"
~Forever Loved

"Oh no, I can't build a good doghouse."
~1 kid of the King

"I do not even know how to spell built-----That's bad."
~Revelate

"You guys are all Kooky!"
~dicalp_otter5

"Ellen, your halo is on way too tight. That's why you have a headache."
~Consuming Fire

"Indiana is like my head....flat."
~Consuming Fire

"Ellen is one fruit shy of a salad."
"There's fruit in salads?"
~Consuming Fire and Ellen

"I totally can see up your nose."
Ace

"The night IS young, too bad I feel old."
~BamaEd

"Ten isn't so early, is it . . or is t4J showing her age again?"
~t4J

"I'll give you the green bus with hippie drawings all over it for $10."
~Forever Loved

"I'm a treehugger...my parents were from the rock generation...so it's encouraged in my house to wear tydye and strange doodled on pants and go out and chain yourself to a tree."
~Forever Loved

"I am currently in my yard burning some trees down... wooooooooooooooo hooooooooooo fun fun."
(a moment later)
"This is an anti tree hugging no enviromentalist allowed tree burning party."
~Javaman

"I was listening to mewithoutyou a few mins ago, now I'm listening to Bleach..."
"You got Bleach's CD??"
"Nah.... download works great *covers her mouth* I am bad."
"Yes... you are."
~forevrtru and AirForceJim

"Invisible ops are cool cuz they can SCARE EVERYBODY. If I were ever an op I would be invisible all the time so I could freak people out."
"t4J is getting all paranoid now wondering . .who is out there watching her?"
~PurpleCow and t4J

"Okay, CF...you got the 'Linda brownie points for the day'!!"
~Linda

"Guess I'm going to have to go and put the Mommy-hammer down!"
~t4J

"I resigned my job, I hated it and they refused to get me a special chair."
~Janie

"Bad beautiful little bitty 19 yo old!"
~LaceySparkle

"I am the only even semi Brit here."
"I can fake a brit accent...does that count?"
~Last Daze and Gnats

"I think the reason no guys are in the gym I go to is because its an all girls gym."
"Well, that's reasonable."
~ShanLuvsChocolate and Gods_Fingerprints

"I am a sill."
~Consuming Fire

"When that many people love ya, you have to pay the price with bunches of hugging."
~PurpleCow

"I don't have a kittie for the night."
~ShanLuvsChocolate

"I think a nap at 11 pm sounds pointless indeed, but at 2 am it might just sound lovely."
~boe

"Whoadie ...Josh...dude...u.... look....like....my......lil.... ...bubby."
~mandy_nichole

"My parents would commit me to an asylum if I talked on the phone for 3 hours..."
~PurpleCow

"Watch out.. last time I had this done they almost took my ear off.. those rulers are deadly."
~Spike

"I appoint you.. Spike.. my dear Spike... to find my husband.. *dub dub dub* *boings the ruler off of Spike's shoulders and head* you are dubbed."
~eyesofadove

"Sorry, ya'll...been in AIM land."
~Ellen

"If I wasn't interested in someone else... I would marry you. Well.. not really, you wouldn't like that much, I don't think."
~Ace

"Marriage??!!?!? Where?!!?!?!?*runs and hides in fear*"
~that_loner_chick

"I live in Wisconsin but most of the time I'm in the state of insanity."
~Josh79

"I shall .. give you the freedom to .. uhm.. go to your lovely woman... you're free, FREE. Free like a butterfly.. fly, Kyle, fly!!"
~eyesofadove

"Ack!.. I'm torn...do I drink Sprite or water?"
~AirforceJim

"Farmer Ellen had a friend and ET was his nameo.......E....T...*clap clap clap* E....T... *clap clap clap* and ET was his nameo."
~Extreme Truth

"OK, I need to be nice and be the responsible adult I am becoming and share the computer tonight."
"Shan...I may get older, but I ain't ever going to be the responsible adult!"
~ShanLuvsChocolate and stryder144

"I look good in suspenders!!"
~Forever Loved

"Me and my friends were discussing what we're gunna do when we turn 18...we all agreed we're going bike riding without helmets."
~Forever Loved

"Y'all can throw Lacey around a bit but don't hurt her..we kinda like her here."
~mercy4u

"Forever Loved takes the oportunity to throw lindsters in the pool."
"PurpleCow laughs at Lidz in the pool."
"LaceySparkle climbs out, then runs over & sits on Nic..dripping wet."
"Forever Loved proceeds to laugh at cow cow."
~Forever Loved, PurpleCow (who is Nic and Cow Cow), and LaceySparkle (who is Lindsters and Lidz)

"Who is that darned Kyle? When I find out who he is *shakes hand angrily*"
~Ace

"LaceySparkle prays for Kyle at a safe distance away from him..just in case he does self combust.."
"Some of us might want to help him self combust..."
~LaceySparkle and PurpleCow

"What I really need to send you is some of my homemade chocolate."
"You, Shan, you do!!"
"I have to make some for our womens fundraiser coming up next month I will set a pan aside for you and send it to you."
"Only ONE pan?? Just one??????"
"How many pans would you like? One for just you and one for the rest of the family to share."
"More like 2 at least for just Linda..."
~ShanLuvsChocolate, Linda, and LaceySparkle

(about hunting) "My brothers won't take me ...they say I'd talk too much...can you believe that..ME talk too much??"
~mandy_nichole

"I am there to kill the deer, you are there to take it shopping..."
~mandy_nichole's brother (quoted by mandy_nichole)

"#348 use for ducktape: to remove those unsightly mustache hairs."
~Forever Loved

"Yay no pineapple."
"Pineapple!"
~Consuming Fire and LaceySparkle

"Regabeth.....can you guess who said 'i'm a statue of Cheez-wiz'?"
"If it wasn't Sherlock Holmes or Teddy Roosevelt I probably don't know."
~Forever Loved and SonicReg

"Ah yes. Loop is a good chandelier. But a ceiling fan is just as good. Except now I need to go underground for six months to write an opera."
~PurpleCow

"ALL chandeliers lead to POTO."
~PurpleCow

"It freaked my sister out..... she didn't like it.....'It's like rock on an organ!'"
~SonicReg, about Phantom of the Opera

"Scary....I'm so used to calling you Nic now..I hadda do a double think as to what your real name was.."
~LaceySparkle, to me

"shinning4Jesus pushes ramona out the corner, and cuts the corner off the room."
~shinning4Jesus

"I think it's you, Em."
"I think it's Ems, you."
"I Ems it's think you."
"You think I it's Ems."
"Ems it's think I you."
"It's Ems you think I."
~SonicReg and Perdonada

"Fooooooooooooood!"
~LaceySparkle

"For a long time I thought that all computers started smoking when you inserted a floppy..."
~PurpleCow

"Ooh! Thanks for giving me sneaky ways to get around the rules..."
~PurpleCow

")))) lindz ((((((("
"I_will_be just gave you a reverse hug... with parentheses reversed... I think that means they were pushing you away."
"LOL@Nic, there's a chatter that comes in here that does that ALL The time.."
"))))))))Lidz, I REJECT YOU(((((((("
~I_will_be, PurpleCow, and LaceySparkle