Hannah is a Palindrome
Why, yes it is.

Hannah is in remission
Oh... hmm... I didn't even know I needed to be...

Hannah is adamant that Macs are better suited to this type of work
Actually, I have no clue. I've never used a Mac. Poor underprivileged me.

Hannah is an Inspiration
Ooooh. *grin* I try!

Hannah is a Big Baby Now
*whines* I don't wannnna be a a big babyyy...

Hannah is looking for an additional MUM.
Well, when I read "MUM" I think "Mum" as in my mother. So no, I think I'll keep the one I've got, thanks.

Hannah is a Sista
Yes I am! I have three sistas and four brothas!

And little Hannah is born!
Well, that was a ways back, but...

Hannah is one busy actress
Whew! Yes! Two skits in two weeks! Phew... :P

Hannah is working with a vengeance
*blink* Have I EVER worked with a vengeance?

Hannah is gone
*checks* Nope, looks like I'm still around.

Hannah is completely blind
Not completely. Just legally.

Hannah is in love!
I am? *blink* Who forgot to tell me?

Hannah is over for a visit.
How lovely for you to have me, too.

Hannah is this stupid girl that is sitting in her class one day.
Stupid? Moi? I is insulted...

Hannah is the Grandmother of God
Erm. Nope. There is no grandmother of God...sorry...

Hannah is homing in on success
Oh good for me.

Hannah is a Wild Man
*blink* I am? My goodness. How disturbing.

Hannah is Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
Hmm... not quite. Maybe this is talking about my symbolic something-or-other. Hmm...

Hannah is my 19 month old little girl (angel)
*angelic smile* Of course I'm an angel!

HANNAH IS HOME
'Course I am, writing this from my home computer.

Hannah is a joy
I certainly am.

Hannah is doing beautifully!
"You do wonderfully well"(1) is what I think whenever I hear this.

Hannah is superb at delving into her main character's psyches and delineating nuances of feeling.
Oh wow. That's pretty fun. I didn't know I could do that.

Hannah is in need of a loving home in CT
Why CT? I think I'm doing pretty okay out here in my living home in IL.

Hannah is the competent, nurturing one
Nurturing? *snickers* That describes me... yeah... sure.

Hannah is qualified as an Occupational Psychologist.
Ooooh. Psychology would be fun :) Or not, actually.

Hannah is seven now and all-consumed in grade two.
So consumed that nobody's noticed that I've already passed it and graduated from high school?

Hannah is going to type an update, and we will email it to everyone
Hey! I think *I* should be the one to email it! And not EVERYONE! That's a LOT of people who don't care about my updating...

Hannah is well placed to be an interesting and perhaps even unique film
The story of my life...perhaps even unique!

Hannah is an angel this year, standing quietly in her white smock and paper wings, tiny golden stars in a halo around her head.
I was an angel once in a Christmas program... I was making up motions to "Angels We Have Heard On High" during the performance.

Hannah is a Border Collie fetch
I am NOT!

Hannah is obsessed with playing fetch
Indeed! I would play fetch day in and day out!

Barb Kunkel knows Hannah is not coming back
Oh, never. I told Barb Kunkel that the other day. "Barb Kunkel," I said to her, "I am not coming back."

Hanging Hannah is ho hum
Nice alliteration...also nice for me. Since hanging me is so boring, I'll assume you won't be doing it so often.

We learn that Hannah is in Nuremberg to write an article for the New Yorker about the war crimes trials
Well, that wasn't planned for any time in my near future, but I suppose...

Meanwhile, Hannah is now married to her second husband, Elliot
Elliot? How could I ever marry anyone named Elliot? Oh wait... that starts with an E, the same as Erik. Whee. *grin* But still...Elliot? Elliot was Pete's dragon! And...wait- what happened to my first husband?

Hannah is a Spanish Jew who flees to London with her bookseller father after her mother is burnt at the stake by the Spanish Inquisition
Wow. What an exciting background of my life. Only problem is I'm not Spanish, I'm not Jewish, my mother wasn't burnt at the stake, and my father isn't a bookseller.

Hannah is very animated and smiles readily and frequently
I'm just easily amused...

Hannah is, indeed, the ideal Delta Gamma
Oh, well, of course.

Hannah is a very rare male name
I should think so!

Hannah is currently living in Oxford, Mississippi, with his wife, Susan
I'm a HE?! I've got a WIFE? No thanks.

Hannah is articulate and observant, fervent in her faith and humble in demeanor
Oh, yes, yes, it's all true, especially the humility part.

Hannah is a charmer dressed in hopsacking, sandals and a hat with hand embroidery
Yeah. Sounds charming to me.

Hannah is credited alongside another name
Well, that's nice, but what other name?

Hannah is an intelligent young lady
Thank you.

Hannah is who?
Me! Haven't you been listening?

Hannah is trying to understand why some years the ocean is colder or warmer than the next
Truly, I couldn't care less.

Hannah is my favorite actress
Oh isn't that lovely!

Hannah is missing her two front teeth!
Oh my! I am! Where did they go?!

Hannah is doing good most of the time
Hmm... *thinks* Yeah, I am.

Hannah is very loving and is a mama's girl
Eh... not especially. I mean I suppose I'm moderately loving... lol... I'm not evil or anything... but I'm not really a mama's girl either.

Hannah is of average weight
That's about right.

Hannah is heartworm negative and is currently on heartworm preventative
Eh, true, as far as I know I do NOT have heartworm...

Hannah is housetrained
To quote Phanie: "I'm potty-trained. That's good."

Hannah is processing enormous change in a short period of time
I don't recall any enormous change. Maybe I'm in shock.

Hannah is voted best young cook
How did THAT happen???

Hannah is unusually perceptive
Hahahahaha!

Hannah is in a study, so she has several spinal taps and bone marrows throughout her two year treatment
Erm. Not really.

Hannah is in My Heart Now
"You'll be in my heart, you'll be in my heart..."(2)

Hannah is a beautiful 2 1/2 year old Malamute cross
How rude. I am not a dog.

Hannah is the oldest daughter of well-known parents
My parents are well-known? How nice. But well-known for what?

Hannah is in 4-H because she likes showing dogs
Oh, yes. You all know how much of a dog person I am... *rolls eyes*

Hannah is spending time working off-lease with Lily
Of course. Wait...who's Lily?

Hannah is only thirty years old, but has lived an entire lifetime before Michael meets her
Ooh. A Michael? One of my Michaels? That would be interesting.

Hannah is concerned--you're right!
You certainly are!

Hannah is no stranger to arts and crafts
Been doing 'em all my life. I make everything from scratch. My bookshelves I built with my own hands.

Hannah is thoroughly enjoying this visit!
Ah... hmm... What visit?

Hannah is our top goal scorer this season
I NEVER thought I'd hear that come out of anyone's mouth.

Hannah is a masterful manipulator of character
Hmm... is that good or bad?

Hannah is an alien visitor
Well, I didn't want to tell anyone yet, but...

Hannah is in PNG promoting Eagles' Wings Aviation Ministry
I'd love to go to PNG, because that would mean I had been out of the country. Whee! However, promoting an aviation ministry is not so likely.

Hannah is also about to enlist the help of year 5 students so she can find a successor for next year to carry on her good work
What grade is year 5? Carmen, someone, help me...

Hannah is arrested but Race refuses to press charges because he is secretly attracted to her
Um. Okay. The only Race I can even think of is Race Bannon from the Johnny Quest cartoons. That's rather odd. Oh, wait... Racetrack from Newsies was also called Race. Eh... no.

Hannah is exposing her talent to a whole new audience
Ah yes. Look at my talent, new audience!

Hannah is so happy!
"I never thought I could be so happy..."(3)

Hannah is committed to the practise of non-violence within her work as a Feng Shui consultant
Hmm. Well, I'm all for non-violence. Not sure if I'd be a Feng Shui consultant, however...

Hannah is learning to play the chanter
I'm thinking the chanter is just...chanting. I can chant.

Hannah is sort of a free-lance detective in London
Oooh. Free-lance detectiving. And in London!

Hannah is a ravenous wolf
"Oh, now I'm a wolf!"(4)

Hannah is assured, overwhelming
How those two really connect, I'm not sure.

Hannah is at home in Pasadena, California
How far is Pasadena from Escondido? Or Calistoga? :)

Hannah is slowly gaining fame
VERY slowly...

Hannah is being paid a lot of money, much more than the job seems to warrant
Hey! I'll take it!

When violence erupts, Hannah is caught totally unprepared
True, I'm not very prepared for violence...

Hannah is the daughter of Sally and Donald MacGillivray
*blink* What happened to the Megills?

Hannah is telling me her special rhyme
Oh, yes. Here it is: "Chocolate pudding, chocolate pudding, how I love chocolate pudding, even though it's brown like dirt, eating pudding cannot hurt."(5) Thank you, thank you.

Hannah is the one that stuns the doctors
Yup. I just befuddle them all. Or maybe they mean I literally stun them, like with a stun gun? Erm... nope, don't think I do that...

Hannah is intimidated by crowds of people
Yup indeed! That really IS me.

Hannah is quite discontent with her plain dressing
Erm. I couldn't care less, actually.

Hannah is crying
I'm relatively happy right now...

Hannah is a mermaid who comes to Manhattan in search of Hanks
I am a mermaid? Wow... I would never go traipsing around the country looking for a guy, though.

Hannah is frozen on stage
STAGE FRIGHT! AAAHHHH!

Hannah is terrified
Uh, yeah, because of the stage fright...see previous googlism...

Hannah is actually the daughter of a famous con-man
Shouldn't we have a nicer car then?

Hannah is adept at hiding her religion
I would hope not!

Hannah is not really interested in Billiards, it's just a ruse to get you to come over
Hehe... yes, sure. I'd lie and say I liked billiards just to get someone to come over to my house. Whatever!!

Hannah is very precious
Aww... pwecious me!

Hannah is a whole 4D person who lives on earth
I am four-dimensional? HOW COOL!

Hannah is counting on you!
I am- so vote for me!

Hannah is known for her artistic abilities
Oh. Yes. Er. Of course. Yes, I can draw stick figures....NOT!!!

Hannah is convinced that her mother doesn't know her own daughter's name
Which daughter? And is this proved by the fact that my mom often has to go through several names before she gets the name of the child she's addressing? "Nathan! Joel! Kevin! Seth! Elizabeth! MICAH!"

Hannah is flabbergasted but wants to keep the baby
Hold on. What baby?

Hannah is a perfect example of how blood donors really do save lives
I've never given blood but, sure, I'll take the credit.

Hannah is yearning to work with her father Dennis
But what happened to my father Kevin?

Hannah is master of diplomacy, the nice one, the bass player
I'm certainly the master (master-ess?) of diplomacy and the nice one... but I'm no bass player.

Hannah is on a break, but plans to return to the business when she is 16
A bit late, I'd say...

Hannah is in 7th grade -- very exciting!
I don't find it all that exciting. If I'm 17 and only in 7th grade, that's not exciting, that's sad.

Hannah is trying to cover up something
Moi? Miss Share-Your-Life-Story-With-Anyone-Who-Sits-Down-And-Talks-With-Her? *thinks* I can't THINK of anything that I'm trying to cover up?

Hannah is a girl with style unlike most other girls
Oh, yes. I've got major style. I've got a style all my own. Jeans and sweatshirts and T-shirts.

Hannah is a country girl in every way
*blinks in horror* Who made such blasphemous statements about me? WHO?

Hannah is always looking around
Yes. What's going on? What's going on? *looks around*

Hannah is a vicious, one-eyed, muscle-car-driving murderess
*sings* "It's good, isn't it, swell, isn't it..."(6) Okay, that takes care of the murderess bit. Oh, wait, and the one-eyed bit... "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."(7) But do I know any songs sung by vicious muscle-car-drivers? Um...

Hannah is not feeling well or has not gotten enough sleep
Both, I'm sure.

Hannah is kidnapped
I'm actually pretty well off, though. I mean, I get my computer, Internet access, my bookshelves, I even get to stay in the house with my family and go out when I want to... It's almost like I wasn't kidnapped at all...

Hannah is said to be in "the best shape of her life," thanks to the karate and swordfighting regime she underwent for her role as an assassin
*blink* Wow. It must have been like in the Matrix, where they just insert it into your head, cuz I remember none of that...

Hannah is so bad in this
I'm sorry. *sob* I tried my best!

Hannah is married to a great guy
Yeah... *sigh* A guy who doesn't exist... *Rolls eyes*

Hannah is transported back to a 1940's Polish village
Whee! Time travel!

Hannah is in the gym much of the week
Erm. Uh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, I work out in the gym. All the time. Can't you tell just by looking at me? *rolls eyes again*

Hannah is the Jimi Hendrix of American short fiction
And that means...? It sounds significant, which I'd like to be, but...

Hannah is able to move her fingers
I sure am! See? I'm typing!

Hannah is easily impressed by Andrew's pointing trick
Hmm. Any Andrews I know? I have an Uncle Andy... that works... but I don't think I'd be too impressed by a pointing trick.

Hannah is thrilled at the prospect of her first visit to London
I would be, if I were going to London.

Hannah is not a happy bunny
"Goodbye, son. Be a good bunny."(8) Except I'm a daughter. :)

Hannah is right there to help her sister in any way she can
Uh, sure!

Hannah is...well, the one with the dreads!
*blink* I have dreads? SINCE WHEN?! What happened to my normal hair?

Hannah is very pleased to announce that she's now sleeping in a "big bed"
I am! I am! *stands up, very proud* I'm sleeping in a big bed now!!

Hannah is terrified by the appearances of a wildly sobbing ghost with "gruesome burning eyes"
Er... yes, I would be, if that ever happened...

Hannah is a girl a modern preteen can really identify with
I'd think it'd be easier for a modern high schooler to identify with me, but, hey...

Hannah is disappointed when her best friend, Aggie, moves away and never writes
Aggie?!

Hannah is going to kill T'than when he sees them together inside the portal
Okay... that pronounce confused me. If T'than sees me with someone else inside the portal, I'm going to kill T'than? Hmm... "The mystic portal!" Isn't that from Toy Story?

Hannah is smitten by his attention and also his jacuzzi and home theater
Oh, yes. The first thing on my list of priorities for a guy is always "jacuzzi and home theater." WHATEVER!

Hannah is of course growing like a weed
"Of course"? Then how come I've been 5'2" for four years??

Hannah is digging through her pocketbook
"Want some money? I thought I was taking out my purse, but I guess I wasn't." Erm. Yeah. Don't expect anyone to identify THAT one...

Hannah is on the toilet
Whoa. Unnecessary information. AND untrue, at the moment.

Hannah is reportedly miffed from head to toe
Oh, certainly, I very much am. About what?

Hannah is witty, manipulative, and a self-proclaimed Alfred Hitchcock nut
Well, I wouldn't say NUT, I liked his movies though...

Hannah is a close friend of Ernie MacMillan
When I meet him, I'll make sure and be very nice to him.

Hannah is listed as living in the household of Nancy Wall
Whoa... How can I resist quoting the old phone prank: "Is Nancy Wall there?" "No." "Is Frank Wall there?" "No." "Is Mitchell Wall there?" "No." "Are there ANY Walls there?" "No!" "Then what holds up the roof?" *click*

Hannah is a memorable villain
Oooh! How fun! I'm a memorable villain!

Hannah is sitting on one of the trunks in her dress that we bought for her in Ghuanghzhou
Um. I'm wearing a dress of my own free will? It's not a church service or a wedding or anything? WHAT AM I DOING?

Hannah is running around like nothing ever happened to her foot
There's a good reason for that. Nothing happened to my foot.

Hannah is the youngest of their seven children
Close...Try oldest of eight.

Hannah is young and beautiful and longs to be free of the heartbeak she still feels from a failed relationship
Erm. Sure.

Hannah is peering over my shoulder as I type this
WHOA! Since I was typing that, I must have been looking over my own shoulder. Which means I was looking backward and not looking at the computer. I suppose I could do this, but why would I?

Hannah is being held by Sarah
Thank you, Sarah!

Hannah is buried between her two husbands
Er, not yet I'm not.

Hannah is focusing on the trees and ignoring the forest
Wow! Look at all those trees! Forest? I don't see any forest.

Hannah is persuaded to steal a sweater from a store by a group of girls
Uh, yeah. I'm sure. How exactly do you steal a sweater, though? I mean, you can't exactly hide that in your pocket... I suppose if you just put it on and tuck the tag in and walk out... or hide it in a backpack or something.

Hannah is fully feathered
Oh, dear. I was hoping to ignore that.

Hannah is considered one of the greatest offensive linemen in NFL history
Of course. I'm a football player from way back. *rolls eyes*

Hannah is in Budapest in a prison because she was captured for being a spy
A spy? Hmm... as if.

Hannah is an Eastern Hermann's tortoise from Slovenia
Slovenia is a country?

Hannah is now speaking quite normally to all the other kids at day care
How was I speaking to them before?

Hannah is flogged wherever they go by legions of female�and sometimes male�fans
First of all - I'm a plural. Second - WHY are my fans flogging me?

Hannah is worried about her twin
Oh, yes. I'm worried because she never existed. I mean, who knows where she might be now...

Hannah is a huge fan of Thomas the Tank Engine
YES! GO THOMAS!

Hannah is clothed in a splendid, iridescent taffeta
Yes. And you all know I'd immediately talk about it online if I was. "Hey! Dani! Guess what? I'm clothed in a splendid, iridescent taffeta!"

Hannah is tall for her age
Oh really? I thought I was rather short...most seniors are taller than 5'2".

Hannah is in a tattoo shop in New York with a teenage friend
THAT'S what I'm doing this summer in NYC. Forget Broadway shows, I'm getting a tattoo!

Hannah is Phil's nephew
Phil's...NEPHEW?

Hannah is a member of the National Art Honor Society, Amnesty International, and is a Math tutor
Okay... a math tutor? Art honor society?

Hannah is named after a very expensive, wonderful perfume, Hanae Mori, (pronounced Hah Nah Mo Ray) in keeping with her father's name
My father was named after a perfume too?

Hannah is surprised by Norman's decision to actually build it
*gasp* Norman! You actually BUILT IT?!

Hannah is darling...what a gorgeous dark head of hair!
"You mean you called just to talk about my hair?" "Well, no... What would make you think that?" "Well, I pick up the phone and you immediately start singing about my dark brown hair. Wouldn't I be just as attractive as a blond?" "I can't picture you as a blond. Oh, wait, yes, I can. I know who you'd look like. Harpo Marx!" "*gasp* He said I'd look like Harpo Marx! *picks up the mirror* AND I DO!"(9) Um. Yes.

Hannah is not Jonathan's sister
Nope. I'm not.

Hannah is mortified to learn that she must speak
NO! DON'T MAKE ME SPEAK! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Hannah is owned by Cheryl Bales and Nancy Parsons-Wright
Excuse me. NOBODY owns me 'ceptin' for God.

Hannah is very giving by nature
Pfffft.

Hannah is sleeping in her crib
Hold on. Remember, I'm sleeping in a big bed!!

Hannah is sure to feel a draught, and Billy keeps shawls handy
Thanks, Billy. I'm always sure to feel a draught.

Hannah is a non-fictional character
Um, yup, that's true too.

Hannah is unhappy with the way adults in Wendover perceive the younger generation
Let's not worry about the adults in OUR area. Let's concentrate on Wendover.

Hannah is a true "food hound" and is ready for treats anytime
CHEEEESE!

Hannah is going to fall for their mutual friend Scott
Erm... I only know one Scott... and I hardly think I'm going to fall for him, thank you very much. Oh wait... there's always... um... *thinks how to say this so that it won't incriminate anyone* Sam's-friend's-Scott from long ago.

Hannah is very playful and likes nothing better than a romp in the woods
Umm... I can think of several things I'd like better than a romp in the woods. An 80 page Spanish test, for example.

Hannah is not eligible to be a Member of Congress
Good, because I'm not planning on it any time soon.

Hannah is a bit hyper at times
Oh, come on, you guys KNOW that's not true... Hey! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Hannah is able to conseal her true identity
Hahaha! None of you know the REAL me!!

Hannah is hurt and confused because Bridget had always talked bad about Sandi and Sue-Sue
Bridget? How could you talk like that about Sandi and Sue-Sue? I am hurt and confused. Even if she does have a weird name like Sue-Sue.

Hannah is now dead
Nope! Remember, Naomi's the one who dies, not me!

Hannah is able to turn
*turns* Yup! I am!

Hannah is 4.5 inches tall from hem to halo
OH DEAR! I'M EVEN SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS!

Hannah is owner of a nightclub, which she wishes to sell
Yeah. I'd really like to get rid of this thing.

Hannah is promptly jailed!
Oh, dear, what have I done now?

(1) The grandmother in An Affair to Remember.
(2) Kala and then Phil Collins (playing "Background Singing Voice") in Tarzan.
(3) Everyone during "So Happy" in Into the Woods.
(4) David in Bringing Up Baby.
(5) Uh, no, that was all me.
(6) Roxie and Velma in Chicago.
(7) Mike in Monsters Inc.
(8) Rob in the episode "Washington vs. the Bunny" of the Dick Van Dyke Show.
(9) Laura and Rob in the episode "My Blond-Haired Brunette" of the Dick Van Dyke Show.