Hannah was always big, always mauling and always a technical marvel on the offensive line as one of the finest to ever play the game on any level
THE finest to ever play the game.

Hannah was born in 1960
Wow. I'm a bit older than I thought I was.

Hannah was one of only two riders in the history of AMA motocross racing to win
Wow. Only one other person has ever won besides me. Rather impressive.

Hannah was released from the recovery room
Before I was even put there.

Hannah was considered "one of the most beautiful women of her time".
Well, of course.

Hannah was the manager of the house servants
PLEASE no comments on my liking to boss people around. *glare*

Hannah was sent to a convent in England, in order to be educated
That's why I keep using Britishisms like "Gorgeousosity." Or maybe it's just a Georga Nicolsonism.

Hannah was a perfectly healthy baby with a beautiful round head
Heh. Forget my eyes. Forget my nose. I had a beautiful round head.

Hannah was educated at Sheffield High School where she consistently won top prizes for art
It was only because nobody could understand what it was that I was drawing and thought it must be deep and abstract. Actually I was mostly trying to draw a self-portrait.

Hannah was also sad, because she had no children
Poor me.

Hannah Was a Little Lamb Her fleece was white as snow
Hold on. I thought that was Mary.

Hannah was drunk?
I was? *blink*

Hannah was the first person to have the Daemons invoked on them
That sounds awfully pleasant...

Hannah was so unhappy
*sings* "Unhappy, unhappy, so unhappy, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sad." (1)

Hannah was carrying secret papers from the English
From all those years at the convent. The nuns were really all spies.

Hannah was tortured
Ouchies!

Hannah was a widow, having previously been married
I guess I really couldn't be a widow without having previously been married...

Hannah was wonderful!
Aww... "I've gone bright red!" (2)

Hannah was deemed creditworthy by someone in Delaware
*sniff* SOMEONE out there thinks I'm creditworthy!

Hannah was an immensely humorous child as well
Mostly because I had the freakiest vocabulary of any young kid ever.

Hannah was a disgrace
Oops.

Hannah was so pleased to see her pooch after all these months
Well, considering I first misread it as "porch"...sure, I guess I'd be happier to see a pooch than a porch... But even so it wouldn't make me go "WHEE!"

Hannah was executed by a firing squad before the judges had even found her guilty
Darn. I hate when that happens.

Hannah was in the main street when somebody snatched her doll and it disappeared
*gasp* NO! NOT MY DOLL!

Hannah was told the rules of behaviour in church for three year old children of curates
I'm assuming that I'm supposed to be a three-year-old curate's child. Er, well the three-year-old child of a curate anyway, not the child of a three-year-old curate. But anyways, that's what I'm assuming, because otherwise... why do I care?

Hannah was named to nine Pro Bowls but missed the game following the 1983 season because of an injury
And also because I have no clue how to play the game.

Hannah was working late hours as a seamstress based above shops
Hmm. Yeah. Don't make a lot of money at THAT job.

Hannah was also a pacifist and stood firm during the First World War
Pretty easy, considering I wasn't even around.

Hannah was constantly having tantrums which would last for hours and mostly end with trashing her room
That's why my room looks the way it is. I constantly had tantrums and then never bothered to clean it up.

Hannah was a clever child
But no longer, alas...

Hannah was the son of a central Illinois tenant farmer
I'm not quite sure how I ended up as a son, but...

Hannah was worried about bears getting stung when they put their noses into hives to get honey
No, I just want to sing the Rumbly In My Tumbly song now.

Hannah was strangled
You'd think I would have noticed... *sigh*

Hannah was well-known in Indiana for his stand against slavery
I made someone else's stand famous. Good for me.

Hannah was unnerved
Very.

Hannah was granted the visa to come to the States
It's not like they really had a choice, seeing as how I was a citizen of this country and had never left it anyways.

Hannah was a member of the National Youth Theatre of Wales, and with them appeared in 'Faust', 'Hamlet', and 'Woyzeck'
The last one was pretty tough...I can't even pronounce the title.

Hannah was sure that her powerful sword-work would be adequate to removing the barrier to egress
Yeah. I mean, how could it not?

Hannah was small in stature, but her spirit was large towards her fellow man
Is that what they're putting on my gravestone some day?

Hannah was ready to star in the film
Yup! What film? Any film! I'll star in it!

Hannah was an authority on algae and Desmids, specifically from arctic regions
Yup. Just ask me anything.

Hannah was forbidden from seeing her suitor and was practically confined to the house
Apparently, I was forbidden from knowing there was a suitor, either.

Hannah was a 16-year-old at the time I was a freshman in college
Hmm.... have to puzzle that one out for awhile...

Hannah was a problem
I was. *sob*

Hannah was filled with trauma, fear, excitement, worry, and joy
All at one time. It was pretty weird.

Hannah was a fire cracker, but she grew into a love muffin
And a weird phrase maker.

Hannah was #2, but she was always the Princess, reigning over all she surveys
I read that as "all the surveys", which is certainly very true of me.

Hannah was not rich, as one would expect since she is only nine
But since then I've made quite a fortune. Now that I'm 17, I've got a total of $23.65.

Hannah was out of sync with the market again
Oh, dear. I always seem to be.

Hannah was even set to wear Wilma Major's wedding gown
But at the last minute, I remembered I wasn't getting married, as I hadn't been proposed to or anything, and gave Wilma Major back the wedding gown.

Hannah was calling herself Mrs. Ashby in 1857
"One minute you're Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, the next you're Mrs. Nesbit!" (3)

Hannah was prominent among the Hufflepuffs who initially believed Harry to be the Heir of Slytherin in their second year
This one just made me blink. HUFFLEPUFFS?!

Hannah was making a pumpkin pie for dinner
Exciting, innit?

Hannah was not adverse to the high life
Oh, certainly, I'm not.

Hannah was as impressed with Munby as he was with her
I'm not too impressed with the name "Munby"...

Hannah was safely aboard with deep puncture wounds in her lower arm
*blink* How "safe" is that?

Hannah was about to lose her ranch
*chuckle* You can tell I'm a city girl, eh, because my first thought was "Ranch dressing? Oh how horrific..."

Hannah was a man of miracles
Erm. Try "woman."

Hannah was named by her brother
LOL... that would have to mean I wasn't named until I was almost two... and that's IF my brother managed to gurgle out "Hannah" before my third birthday in October...

Hannah was been in floods of tears all day trying to get it done
Oh, my... whatever it was it must have been pretty important to me.

Hannah was indeed watching TV
I was indeed!

Hannah was a Houston friend of George W. Bush
Erm. Nope. I know no celebrities.

Hannah was spayed and treated for heartworms and then she got really lucky
*blink* I don't FEEL too lucky, having been spayed and treated for heartworms... egh...

Hannah was speechless when she learned she would be traveling with her family to New York City to spend a day with Kate at her studio
Wow! My whole family traveling out to NYC to spend a day with... my mom?

Hannah was up every couple hours demanding hot dogs and macaroni and cheese
WHOA. What kind of creepy cravings are those? I would NEVER demand either one.

(1) People from "The Producers."
(2) Fetcher from "Chicken Run."
(3) Woody from "Toy Story."