AMANDA
Manda and I have had our disagreements over the years, but I probably have the most weird chats with her... Go Manda!

Martha Stewart's Pioneer Years
A beautiful Thanksgiving, planned and prepared by Martha Stewart, filmed in a little house on the prairie.
Laffy Taffy -- August 31 2002
Manda's so intelligent. Sometimes.
Copa Cabana -- September 1 2002
Manda's mind works differently than mine does... but Copa Cabana?

STEPHANIE
I met Stephanie on a Christian homeschool message board, and we started IMing each other. She's addicted to Plus One (who I like) and Charlotte Church (who I hate) which causes some interesting chats... She also persists in calling me Hannie. So here you go: Phanie!
Showtunes
The first part of an exciting two-part series... where Stephanie and I have a grave difference of opinion.
Showtunes, Part II
The breathtaking conclusion to "Showtunes".
Mocking Typos -- July 6 2002
Typos are SO fun.
Pulling Stephanie's Eyeballs Out -- July 8 2002
I'm a good friend. I do these things for my pals.
Hannie and Phanie -- July 21 2002
The nicknames have stuck.
Pop, Soda, and Coke -- July 21 2002
Language barriers are too weird.
I'll Even Talk to Stephanie -- July 27 2002
The poor girl doesn't even have the brains to be offended.
Moomy -- July 27 2002
Moomy and doody.
Stoooooooopid -- August 4 2002
She says mean things like this all the time.
She Remembers My Dreams -- August 4 2002
Okay, I had a dream about this, and she WROTE IT DOWN?
Evil Kyle -- August 8 2002
We're so mean to the poor guy. Okay, okay, it's mainly me.
My CDs -- August 20 2002
I'm too dependent on music.
Unbored -- August 25 2002
I'm not allowed to be bored anymore around Stephanie.
Do You Want A Revolution? -- September 16 2002
Come on, how hard is this? Sheesh!
Green Teeth -- September 16 2002
Okay, this sounds really quirky as I read it.
The Dumpster Music Store
This is the way to go!
Bettle Juicie
Would that be "Beatle Juice"?
Stupid Ads -- August 11 2002
Sometimes it's me being stupid, sometimes it's the ads.

SARA
Sara is my best friend (or one of them). I knew her back when I was five years old. Now she lives in California and I live in Illinois and the chances are not great that we will see each other often... but we keep in touch via the Net. God bless, Sara!

Shoot - Them Again?
After visiting us, Sara and her family was glad to be back home... but their pets weren't as enthused.
Evil Parents
The way parents coerce us...
Fat Chicken Soup
A new chicken noodle soup recipe!
Boring People
Okay, who is it - me or them? Don't answer that.
Gollum's Romance
Okay, I have no explanation at all for this one.
Frodo the Healthy Hobbit
Another Lord of the Rings chat... can't you see this as a kids' show?
Life at the Pool
This would be the way to go for you swimmers!
Revenge for the Canadian Guy
What do I have against this guy? Nothing. Am I going to destroy his life? You bet.
Plotting
I have so many plots all going at once, I can't keep track of them all.
Night Owls and Early Birds
This discovers the biggest difference beween Sara and I...
Lord of the Rings Wav Files
"How dare you interfere with the perfection of LOTR?"
The Bird
Sara's family kept going to look at a bird that couldn't fly... then she surprised me with this.
Spelling Problems
Wow, talk about problems with thinking!

LEXY
Ah, Lexy. We argue about E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. I dunno why... we agree on very, very little. Hehe. Here's my tribute to you, Lexy.
Reading Out of Order
You can't read the books out of order, okay? That's totally ridiculous!
Looking Like a Guy
She wasn't getting my point... I don't WANT to look like a guy...
Phat Chance vs. Plus One
I swear, I never ever said this. I dislike Phat Chance but like Plus One a great deal... and this ensued.

DANI
Dani and I have argued enough over Phat Chance (a band that she adores and I find unoriginal) and Dallas (the drummer of said band, whom she adores and I find incredibly girly) to fill up twenty thousand chats... but I'm only posting a choice few. :-)

Death to Dallas -- August 30 2002
We've fought about Dallas so many times, and we'll probably fight many more times.
Pretty Boys -- August 30, 2002
Tobey Maguire vs. Elijah Wood... I've heard this topic debated up and down, and then I presented it to Dani.
Makeovers, Part I -- September 24 2002
The things you get to do when people are away.
Makeovers Part II -- September 25, 2002
Dani got revenge for what we did to her.
Makeovers, Part III -- Sep 30 2002
One can never get too many makeovers!
Taunting Dani -- October 1 2002
I'm so mean... lol. I love doing this to her :-)
Trapped -- October 1 2002
Sometimes other people's hyperness gets to be too much, even for me.
Airheads -- July 10 2002
Well, if we know that we're airheads, does that make us less airheaded?
Punk vs. Old Lady -- July 5 2002
She's the punk, I'm the old lady. Apparently.
What's Goin' Down? -- September 24 2002
When you have 3 TobyMac fans in one room, this is what happens.
The PC Junkies -- October 6
Don't ever make me do this again, Dani.
Chicken Butt -- October 8
Strangest phrase I've ever heard, except for maybe "chickenflippendope."
Giqu -- August 6 2002
Code names... so interesting.
The Freaky Power Up Creature -- August 6 2002
Okay, if this thing showed up in my bedroom at night, I would scream.
Heylo -- August 27 2002
Can you copyright a word without telling anyone?
ZTUCK -- August 27 2002
Apparently Dani can speak German and didn't tell us.
Death to Dallas, Part... who knows? -- August 27 2002
We have this argument too much.
Cat Fights -- August 5 2002
No, this isn't us fighting, this is us relating our strategies.
Dancing -- August 8 2002
We're so energetic, me and my friends... we're always dancing.
Age Differences -- August 27 2002
Does age make a difference in a relationship? Err... at least at this extreme?
Obsessing -- June 26 2002
I love listening to people rant about their obsessions.
Phat Chance vs. Everything Else -- June 26 2002
Heh. Dani and I have fought about this tooo many times!
Dani Is My Father -- June 26 2002
I was trying to sign off, and typing "goodbye notes" to my friends, but Dani kept IMing me and the notes kept going to her.
Jake the Fake -- June 27 2002
Immaturity at its height.
Mean Papa Gorilla -- June 27 2002
Dani took my Tarzan quiz but it wouldn't display the picture....so this happened.
Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye -- June 27 2002
I remember this girl. I blocked her. LoL.
Dani's Evil Twin -- July 7 2002
I guess I almost deserved what she was going to do to me.
The Wedding Chatter
This is TOO CRAZY. And too long to put on an expage site.

CHLOE
Chloe is one of my favorite people on the planet, no kidding. She's such a sweetheart! Luv ya Chlo'ster!

Hamster -- October 8, 2002
There are really no good nicknames for Hannah.
Um...Chloe? -- October 11, 2002
Too many Jacksons out there.
Scrambled Eggs -- October 18 2002
It's MY screenname, okay?
My Mom the Doctor -- October 18 2002
It sure saves money!
How To Avoid School -- August 28 2002
I haven't tried it yet, but it's probably a failproof plan.
Wrestling -- August 8 2002
We're some vicious females here.

BOTS
I love messing with bots. They're such fun!

Stupid Fashion
It's just crazy.
Total Stupidity -- August 8 2002
What else do I name this one?
Listening to Joseph -- August 8 2002
I was singing some songs from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and I sang a few to him.
Brotherly Love, or Would That Be Botterly Love? -- August 8 2002
What a sweet bot.
I Hate Lord of the Rings -- August 8 2002
I love saying these things to him.
The Comedianbot -- August 8 2002
Can you imagine a robot comedian?
Hello! It's Over! -- September 29 2002
The movie is NOT playing in theaters anymore.
I Smoke -- August 13 2002
Er, don't worry, I don't smoke, but this bot is specifically programmed to talk about smoking, so I wanted to mess with him. Her. It.
Smoking Kills Rats -- August 13 2002
Okay, so I made all these up.

SARAH
Sarah! I've known her for almost a year now, and we have many of the same tastes -- for example, we both like Casablanca. Yay! :) Go Sarah!

How NOT To Write -- June 25, 2002
Sometimes people have very strange ideas of good literature.
Super Chicken -- June 26, 2002
Manders, this is for you.
Birthday Powers -- June 27, 2002
Does anyne WANT to have this kind of power?
Early Training -- July 1, 2002
She was a very perceptive child.
Sizes of Feet -- August 11, 2002
I didn't know people's feet shrank in Europe.
Byr! -- August 11, 2002
Ahhh... typos!
Patting Birds on the Head -- August 30, 2002
Linus used to pat birds on the head... Sarah and I pat each other on the head.

KYLE
I know a couple guys named Kyle, but this particular one is a friend of Stephanie's, and he's completely wacko. But a sweet guy. :) God bless, Kyle.

Massaging -- June 28, 2002
Massaging is always an odd topic.
Picking Up Girls -- June 28, 2002
First time I've ever talked with a guy about picking up girls.
Skipping October -- September 17, 2002
He can't skip October!
Which Is Worse? -- September 21, 2002
They're both pretty horrible.
The Sixth Grader -- September 21, 2002
I have the strangest conversations with guys online, I swear.
Webcam Trials -- September 24, 2002
"I wanna make funny faces at people!"
Mr. Irresistable -- September 25, 2002
He thinks he's so cool, and I love mocking him for it.
Kyle Not-Rottman -- October 14, 2002
On Trillian you can change a person's screenname so that when they sign on it says, for example, "Eponine signs on" instead of "ILuvMarius24601." I just forgot how I'd done it for him.
I Am A Grandmother -- July 6, 2002
Heehee... the poor guy!
Angry Kyle -- August 8, 2002
Wow... he was angry. :) This is linked to the chat with Stephanie about the bar.
Encouragement -- August 8, 2002
Not as discouraging as Galadriel (check out my LOTR wavs page) but close.
The Adventures of Laughy -- August 9, 2002
Wasn't that an Adventures of Odyssey episode?
Floating Bone -- August 12, 2002
Ewwww.
Yes, Darling -- August 22, 2002
What a nutcase.
The Boot of Frankenstein -- August 27, 2002
That'll be a movie soon. Really.
Death to Eminem -- August 30, 2002
How dare he win anything at the VMA?
SO THERE, DANI -- August 30, 2002
This was ranting at Kyle about Dani...does it go in the Dani or the Kyle category? Or both?
Fashion Advice -- September 1, 2002
I think I like this church.
Death Bunny -- September 1, 2002
Think Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Gullible's Travels -- September 5, 2002
Gullibility is so fun.
Going Overseas to Canada -- September 25, 2002
Britney Spears... is lacking in quality of that organ inside her head.
Stephanie the Hick -- September 12, 2002
Hahahahahaha Stephanie!
The Outfit -- September 12, 2002
I wouldn't have been complete without knowing about this outfit.
Teen Miss...Er... Mr. NH? -- September 12, 2002
Wouldn't this be great to see?
Blah Machine -- September 12, 2002
It's called "Ego Balancing."

ANNA
Anna and I have been friends for two years or so and have shared more than a few hyper moments together... so it's only natural that I have her on here a few times.

Caffeine Pills -- July 2, 2002
No, I don't take caffeine pills. Actually, they would make me fall asleep.
Mourning -- July 11, 2002
I love my Sims, but they're crazy.
Fluffy Thoughts -- August 8, 2002
Ya know there are some days where you just want to think happy thoughts.

MANDY
Mandy is my cousin. She's not nearly as hyper as some of my other friends, so the strange chats usually consist of me acting stupid around her and her freaking out. :)
TYWC -- June 26 2002
Wow. Those were the days.
Of the Books -- July 10 2002
LoL... I love it when this happens.
National Talk Like a Pirate Day -- September 19 2002
It's the best way to celebrate it, right?

BECKY
I can't believe Becky's not already in here... Well, she lives in Minnesota, and one of these days we're going to meet each other. Really. We're only like... two states away from each other.
Lindsay, Becky, and Me -- August 11 2002
Your turn is coming, O Net pal.
Done Eating Yet? -- September 29 2002
I'm sure most guys could eat this long...
Nicknames -- September 29 2002
I love nicknaming my pals.
Animated Lust -- September 30 2002
It's a website, and no, it's not inappropriate... just funny.
Death to Phat Chance -- October 9 2002
Phat Chance is definitely not my favorite band, in case anybody had doubts about that.
Did You Have Fun EATING? -- September 29 2002
We were being odd to one of Becky's friends. He had put up an away message saying "Brb, I'm eating," and then left his computer for nine hours.

TALEIA
A fellow phan, and webmaster of readers' discussion group The Muse (of which I am a co-administrator... actually, mostly I'm just peacemaker), I have quite a few odd run-ins with her...
Phan Or Not?
I'm not sure if she's really a phan after all.
Not A Traitor -- October 19 2002
Hey! You can't call me a disloyal phan!

LIBBY
I used to know her in North Dakota, and now we chat online... Here she is!

The Hannah Cinema -- August 8 2002
All my friends should come out and watch movies at my house.
The Big Huggy Hello -- October 12 2002
We need to have a big reunion or something sometime.
How Cook! -- August 14 2002
We're always inventing new words.

KRISSY
Since Krissy isn't one of my goofier friends, I didn't expect I'd have many odd chats with her... but I did find a few...

Shopping?? -- August 29 2002
I think I thoroughly shocked Manda.
Beast vs Gaston -- September 1 2002
Gina and I used to argue about it. Now it's me and Krissy. :O