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Do you seriously need an email ???
An unemployed man goes to try for a job with
Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there
arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors,
sweeping of). After the test, the manager says:
"You will be appointed on the scale of $30 per
day. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I
can send you a form to complete and advise you
where to report for work on your first day."
Taken aback, the unemployed man protests that
he is neither in possession of a computer nor
of an e-mail address. To this the MS manager
replies: "Well then, that really means that
you virtually don't exist and can therefore
hardly expect to be employed." Stunned, the
man leaves.
Not knowing where to turn and only
having about $10 left, he decides to buy a 10kg
box of tomatoes at the supermarket. Within less
than 2 hours, he sells the tomatoes singly at
100% profit. Repeating the process several times
more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before
going to sleep that night. And thus it dawns on
the man that he could quite easily make a living
selling tomatoes. Getting up early and earlier
every day and going to bed late and later, he
multiplies his hoard of profits in quite a short
time.
Not too long thereafter, he acquires a cart to
transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only
to have to trade it in again shortly afterwards
on a pick-up truck. By the end of the first
year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up
trucks and manages a staff of several hundred
former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.
Considering the future of his wife and children,
he decides to buy some life assurance.Calling
an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance
plan to fit his new circumstances.
At the end of the telephone conversation, the
adviser asks him for his e-mail address in
order that he might forward the documentation.
When the man replies that he has no e-mail,
the adviser is stunned:
"What, you don't even have e-mail? How on
earth have you managed to amass such wealth
without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce?
Just imagine where you would have been by now,
if you had been connected from the very start!"
After a moment's silence, the tomato
millionaire replied: "Sure! I would have
been a cleaner at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
- The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do
not need to rule your life.
- Get e-mail, if you want to be a
cleaner at Microsoft.
- If you don't have e-mail, but work
hard, you can still become a millionaire.
- Seeing that you got this story via
e-mail, you're probably closer to
becoming a cleaner than you are to
becoming a millionaire !!!!!!!
he he he . . . have a nice afternoon . .
This joke was given by bro. Ike Gomez
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