Ok, this page is dedicated to a lovely young lesbian called eleanor holbrook. She has been through many difficulties in her shortish life. This is her sad life story:
Eleanor Jayne holbrook was born in 1989, a very good year so she was out to a good start (hannah was born that year also!) She grew up in trowbridge with her dear friend mummy and daddy, they were her ONLY friends then...when ellie grew up and went to a secondary school she met a legendary girl called hannah. Ellie instantly fell in love, however hannah was not a lesbian. Ellie then fell in love with a certain library nerd called Addy, what his surname is/was shall never be known.That second love of her life walked out on her after he had finished reading all the books in the library and breaking all the girls hearts in 9f, he never realised ellie truley loved him.
When ellie tryed to get over addy she found her third love; mark. Mark ws quite a bit older (he was in year 11, ellie in year 8) and he loved tractors.That meaninless relationship didnt last very long. Now onto the next:
Alan. Now ellie and alan.theres a match made in heaven. Alan would stand near the tutor room window everyday, awating his love Eleanor to shout out of the window to him. But then the evil val would come along and ruin everything. But she wasnt just to blame...One day Ellie asked out alan for Hannah as a joke but everyone would say it was the truth...And so alan followed his heart and went out with the beautiful hannah...that wasnt very long-lasted as hannah didnt like him and he scared her...Alan was dumped by hannah.
Ellie then decided to have a look at actually going out with people..this wasnt a good idea: Adam (perv, woman beater),chris (more a friend), max (smells), spud(pedo) and Matt (nearly female) were hopeless replacements and then mini miss woods came along...
Ellie rejoined her lesbian side just for mini miss woods, another library cool dudette. Ellie was happy for that small amount of time until a guy called josh stole it away..and stole her.
REMEBER EVERYBODY, ELLIE IS A AND A LESBIAN FREAK SO BE NICE TO HER OK? OR YOU'LL GET BEATEN UP OKIES???????? |
