SO last night was the first time me and my new gurl wynny did sumthing wanna hear the storie??Ok so heres it all details an everythang!
After skoo wynny an me took the bus to southcentre and i went an bought this real cute shirt to wear out that night .We went home on the bus afta that and went to my house and started getting ready almost immediatley  after we got home...wynny loooked soooo sek-z and me well u know .. lol So we took the 416 @ 5:35 to anderson staition from mackenzie and took the c train down to city centre .. we started out just walking around an shit and then liek i dunno all theese guys were all mackin on us an shit ,so we walked in micky d's and theese 3 guys were liek hey gurlz cum here (2 were black!!EEEEE) Im like "me?"Hes liek yeah so me an wynny walked over and he's liek soo whatta ya ladies doing tonight ? Were liek getting drunk and going out to like have fun,there like hey why dont u guys cum down to teh club with us ..were liek yeah shure..we got his nuba  and then he said call him at 8 .So we still had a problem .. we had to get our booze b4 we went to the club ..so we liek asked ppl on the street .. then finnaly we walked by the platform for the c train and we saw theese guys that had been starying @ us in mc'd's .. there were staring t us so bad man , so then were(me an wynny)just liek pretending we dont care .. and the hot one (linden)walsk over and says waht are u ladies doing tonight ?Im like were trying to get drunk and go out and have a good time , hes like well me an my buddy were jsut wondering if u guys wanted to smoke a "J" with us ..were like umm yeah but we wanna drink so lindens like shure we can get u guys some booze so hes liek whatta ya want ?>Were like smirnoff ice  wynny goes out to pay him he sliek no man ,its ok i got it(I love guys like that ) So he got us a 4 pack of smirnof ice and we walked back to lindens house , we went down to his room and its soo cute he collects action figga's .. lol .. we craked open our booze and then they pulled out soo much weed man , fuckk liek alot of weed so we smoked liek 3 joints between us 5 .. (another kidd was there too "billie" i think his name was)And then johns liek this isnt working lets use the bong , they pull donw this swet bong .. lol OMg ten minutes lata me an wynny are like practicly on the floor crying cause were laughing soo hard cos were so baked man .. shit .Then liek yeah we started drinking and wynny topped her first one pretty fast and then she drank her secind one and yeah passed out(we think john slipped her the pill man )She passed out @ liek10 30 it was hurt she wouldnt wake up so by this time im alreday liek starring soo much at linden and liek im drunk and yeah .. fuck .. so i started flirting wit him an he started flirting back .. ill i reber is we started making out .. and hes so hot man .. i lifted up his shirt and liek .(6 pack). omg .. yummy hes got a tatto on his stomach that says "outer god" i dont care what it stands for hes sek-z!!!!Yeah and soo we were all like trippin meanwhile my gurlz passed the fuck out.... And im liek ohh shit man how are we gonan get home .. then im liek fuck hun ,were gonan crash here ..wynny's just like not responding so we ended up slepping there in the end which was pretty suh weet -but yeah ... i left out soo many funny things man .. lol like hmmm when i was coughing for liek an hour .. lol and i couldnt stop cos i toke this huge hit from the bong .. ok well i should end this...ill add more lata!
P.S Wynny is the shiznit fo shizzle !!
*WYNNY & MANDA'S PAGE YO'*
Funniest thing ive ever heard wynny say :
Linden and here wer efighting liek play fighting and hes like"u wanna fuck around?" shes like "possibly..." lol i guess u had to b there yo!
Dont u hate old drunken men who ask if they can wear ur shirt ?
I think sumones getting a lil tippsie!!
Linden=Hugo Floss
John=Rockafella/raper
"Billie"=weird indian guy
Wynny=One druged up foo
Manda=sek-z ass biztoch
Is wynny a cheap drunk (1 n a half smirnoffs)or did sumone slip her date rape?Tell me what ya think in my guest book!
Wynny,not THE pooh THE                 Shit!
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