| Select PG-13 Brandeis Quotes: The Ziv Chronicles - Part 1 continued |
| We're so funny/delerious that we couldn't fit all the first semester quotes onto one page... so the saga continues here |
11/1/00 Deb: What will get me to shut up? 11/2/00 Deb: Han, you have a little butt. Han: At least it's not a big butt. 11/2/00 A suitemember: Do you remember freshman year when [a certain ex-boyfriend] dumped me and I stabbed the peach?! 11/4/00 Kevin (pre-VoiceMale show): My grandma asked if they were going to sing the "Who Let the Dogs Out" song. 11/4/00 Kevin: This summer, my mom gave me a haircut in our basement.� It was cool because it was free. Deb: Did you tip her? Kevin: No, but I gave her a hug. 11/5/00 Han: Post-Screw [Your Roommate Semiformal] last year, I was sitting on [his] lap and he shifted his weight and I went flying.� I was projectile Han! 11/4/00 Deb: Corn has good head...Oh wait, corn has ears.� It's lettuce that has good head. 11/4/00 Deb: Hey Karina, would you like to rent Han? Karina: Sure! Deb: She's free! Han: I am NOT free!� I am NOT easy! 11/5/00 Han (comforting Leah about nasty bugs in Costa Rica): You're bigger than them!� They look up at you and they're like, "Ahhhhh!!" 11/5/00 Deb's note-to-self on her message board: Steal Knives. 11/6/00 Leah: Ew!� I have cheese down my neck! 11/9/00 Karina: Han, you look like a little piece of cabbage. 11/12/00 Han (in the bathroom): I have to pee! Lex: Well, you're in the right place. 11/19/00 Han: Hey Lexie, I have a topic for my paper...a week after it's due! 11/26/00 Leah: You need air freshner attached to your a--! 11/27/00 Deb (with only a week left in the semester): Wanna hear the dorky think I did today?� I walked into a class that wasn't mine. 11/28/00 Han (talking about a drunk girl): She was in love with this chair.� The chair's name was Patrick.� Patrick was bisexual. 11/28/00 Han (singing): Just got hit on in the real world!� Just got hit on in the real world! 12/2/00 Deb: What's that on your overalls? Leah:�It's decoration, or it can also be an overall tumor. 12/3/00 Lex (dancing on her bed instead of writing her paper): My bed is too wiggly. 12/3/00 Lex (at 2:36AM): Mmmmm...vanilla whey protein milk.� Mmmmm!!� It tastes like health! 12/8/00 Laura's away message: I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous sounding words. 12/8/00 Lex: This is the first time I've voted without wearing pants. 12/8/00 Lex: Deb, you wrote that.� It's your ghetto "d."� Draw a "d." Deb: (draws a "d") Lex: That's not a "d."� That's a sperm! 12/10/00 Leah (explaining to Deb, Han, Lex & Heatha why she totally cracked up): Sorry, it was an inside joke with myself. On to second semester: The Ziv Chronicles - Part II |