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The Nunnery Years II
11/3/98
Lex: Somebody is procrastinating.
Heatha: Well, I can't put too much information in my head.

11/9/98
Robyn: Wow dude!� Like, my meniscus is not meniscusing.

11/9/98
Deb: Liz and I discussed Screw for the last half hour and we decided if worse comes to worse, we're going Kosher.
Lex: Does that mean go stag?
Deb: No, it means Kosher boys!

11/11/98
Deb (talking about math): It's like you take numbers and do stuff to them.

11/12/98
Tamar (referring to "cartridge"): Can you take the cartilage out of my printer?

11/15/98
Jen: I've always wanted to light a flame and put it next to my ass and fart.

11/15/98
Deb: This quote book plays me out to be an idiot!

11/15/98
Deb: Do I b-tch?� I don't b-tch.� I met three b-tches once.

11/15/98
Lex: I slept with all three of you, and I don't pin people against the wall!!

11/15/98
Leah (doing chem problem set): Something aqueous plus something aqueous equals f--k you solid.

11/15/98
Leah: Jen's farts are not fat free.

11/20/98
Deb (while lying down): I almost lost my balance.

11/21/98
Katrin: Debbie, did you mean your hairs?� I mean, your Debbies?� I mean, yeah.� I mean, your nails?

11/21/98
Robyn: Oh my God! Did I park on the train tracks?!

11/21/98
Deb: Why do you mock me such?

11/22/98
Heatha: I wish my room was closer to the bathroom because by the time I get here, I don't have to go anymore.� But I'm not leaving here until I have to go.

11/22/98
Sara: Jonah, you really should get more sleep.
Jonah: Oh my God...I get SO much sleep.� I sleep all the hours that I'm not awake!

12/2/98
Tamar: It's a good thing we don't thank God for prunes.� Because then, we'd have to eat them every Friday!� Ughhh!!

12/2/98
Lex: It's 3AM, I've got good music, good company, and good Pez.
Robyn: Well, at least I come before the Pez.

12/4/98
Suzy: What's your middle name?
Leah: There are three syllables.
Suzy: Is it "May?"

12/5/98
Katrin: Well, do we get off at Harvard Square or Massachusetts?

12/6/98
Deb (putting her left hand over her right chest): You don't know how my heart feels.

12/9/98
Heatha: I need to pass psych and psychology.

12/10/98
Robyn: I'm so happy to just be able to lay here in my bed like some Scandinavian person.

12/13/98
Katrin: Get your boob off of my foot.

12/13/98
Katrin: Are they like California nachos or are they gross?

12/14/98
Deb (wearing a Hebrew Bud shirt): I always wear this shirt before a Hebrew test!


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