| One fine day in heaven, a baby named Michael was created. He was sent as a gift to one of the heaven-workers as a child. That same day, Michael's father went to the Heavenly Walmart and bought him a couple of bottles of gerber baby food. Michael liked it soo much...he fell in love with the food. But then, after he finished both bottles of gerber baby food, he wanted some more. So he cried and cried and cried until his father went and got six more bottles of gerber baby food. Michael finished all six bottles of baby food and then started crying for some more. So his father went and bought fifteen more bottles of gerber baby food. Michael finished all fifteen in no time. He cried and cried for some more. So his father ran and got thirty more bottles of gerber baby food. Michael ate all of it even before his father could catch his breath. And Michael began to cry and cry and cry for some more. So his father drove down a busy highway and highjacked a truck of gerber baby food. He brought home 30,000 bottles of gerber baby food for Michael. So Michael ate and ate and ate and ate. And he kept eating and eating and eating. And after Michael finished the last bottle, he let out a large belch. But unfortunatly, his massive, bulging and disoriented body couldnt take it anymore. Michael exploded into a trillion smithereens with a large burp. And THAT is how the universe was formed.... |
