When a teenage boy lies over and over again, it gets out of hand. And when one man wakes up to these lies, he discovers a network of lies, the network runs deeper than he ever could have imagined.

Maybe one day Justin will admit these are all lies, we can only hope ....and pray.

Enjoy these lies, I hope they make you laugh.
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(1)  Apparently Deans sister Racheal, use to 'dack' Justin and...........get this....talk dirty to him. What the fuck??
(2)  Deans sister used to have a crush on Justin. Thats funny, i didnt
      know she had a asian liar fetish.
(3) He thinks he is Australian.......yea.....Austrailans have dark skin..lol.
(4) Once he and his dad dragged a police car.
(5) He went around a round-about at 240KM/H in his dads 200sx
(6) He knows a kid called Caleb, and his dad works at a buidling were they
     have a sub-woofer the size of a room. And he and Caleb climbed in it
     once. And when this sub is on, it shakes the building.
(7) His dad sent his Subaru over to the USA to get a special part put in
      it. Why not just get the part sent here.
(8) He once said he had competed in a ballroom dancing competition
     went in this competition to fill in for a friend and he said he came
     4th. When we asked him about his he said it was the only time he had
     ever ballroom danced. That amazing for a first timer to get 4th in a
     competition.
(9) I asked Justin if he would drink 3.75Lts of milk in 1 hour or
     under and then keep the milk down for 20mins he told me
     that he and his friends had already done this before, when I
     told him it was not humanly possible to hold down that much
     milk he said it was easy and he would do it again. The next
     day I asked him again and he denied ever saying he had done
     this before.
(10) He once told Eden that he his dad bought him 20,000 shares in a computer
       company, these shares were worth $9 but are now worth $12. A few
       months later I told him I will be richer when I grow up, than he will ever
       be, he responded to this say he will get a better job and that his dad had
       bought him shares in a company. I asked him what company, he told me
       me they were BHP shares, I asked if he had anymore shares and he said
       these were the only shares he had. Its only natural to forget you have
       $240 000 worth of shares in a computer  company....isnt it?
(11) He Told us once he had a house in Killara, and when i asked him where
       it was a few days later. And its believed he forgot where he had said it was
       because I repeatedly asked him and he kept saying in a sarcastic
       manner, quote, "its in rome hamish, its in rome".
(12) He said he use to make out with Courtney when we was giving he guitar lessons.
       Why does he bring other people into his lies?
(13)His dad is part owner in a guitar factory
(14) He told Jerram he sexxed Charlie
(15) His dad was gonna buy a Skyline. But he never did...lol.
(16) He told Luke, that Hayley likes him and he was gonna beat up Rob.
(17) His dad is buidling 30 apartments.
(18) One time he claimed that he walked to Chatswood, he walked because he didnt have
       any money for public transport. He said he started to walk there at 12pm, on a
       Sunday. So he arrived there at 8pm. When he got there he bought a computer part.
       Interesting....isnt it? He had no money so he had to walk there, but then he has
       money to by computer part. Whats even more interesting is that the shops close
       at 4pm on Sunday. This raises more questions like...how did he get home??
       This lie is holier than Swiss cheese.
(19) He believes his mum says his name like, Justin. But she accually says Jus - Tin.
       It sounds like im talking about his cock.....he only gets it  Just In .
(20) He said once that his dads car had NOS. Justin....poor Justin. Thats accually the
       guys on The Fast and The Furious.
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