| Once upon a time, a child was born. His name was Jesus, the Son of God. And he was visited by three wee Kings of "Orient R." They brought him gold, frankincence, and myrrh for his birthday. And all rejoiced. Later that night, a fourth King named Corey was turned down at the lodge due to excessive gambling debts. Needing a place to sleep, Corey stumbled upon the same outbuilding as the Holy Family. He was greeted by Joseph, who asked if Corey had brought any gifts for the newborn King. |
| Uhhhh, well I have this Ham. . . |
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| This fine pork product, suited for a King, is Ham's Great-great-great Grandfather, Hammorabi. |
| Hammorabi spent many wonderful hours with the Holy Family in their stall, creating a tradition of shanty-living that would be passed on to his ancestors. However, as morning grew near, the family grew hungry. Hammorabi was asleep in the pig pen, so Mary fetched him, and he became the first meal of Jesus Christ. |
| Yay! |
| Rejoice! |
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