| Now that we've experienced Ham's homelife, let's take a look at his typical "Night on the Town." |
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| Ham likes to start out by going to dinner. And of course, he loves pancakes. Here's Ham looking intellectual (notice the glasses) while he devours his meal. He ate that entire stack of pancakes but he'd regret that later, after all the partying. |
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| Ham is the life of the party, especially when he sports his Star Wars cone hat. He's had a good bit to drink and he lost his glasses already, probably during his fight with the caterer. He was offered some pineapple, which is a common ham stereotype--anyone who eats Hawaiian pizza knows that--so Ham stabbed the caterer with a kabob stake and was later asked to leave the party. |
| Ham didn't want to go home yet, so he went to a second party and got drunk as hell. At about 4:00am he wrapped himself in Christmas lights and started singing 80s rap songs. During his second rendition of "Too Legit To Quit," one of the bulbs burst and gave ham a second degree burn. Then he fell off the table and passed out. He woke up the next morning in bed with a package of sliced bacon. According to Ham, she was pretty ugly, but he thought "what the hell?" |
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