| The Wonderful World of Ham |
| Like I said on the previous page, Ham lives in a shanty. But not just one shanty, oh no. He isn't some poor beggar like his arch-rival, Pig Snout. Ham is the Saddam Hussein of the pork community. He is a very powerful ham, and almost every well-built shanty in Central Virginia belongs to him. |
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| The Royal Palace |
| We'll end with the finest one. This is Ham's palatial shanty. It's not much bigger than most of the other shanties, but it's much better equipped. As you can see, in the back there is a bed made of flattened cardboard boxes and on the upper right, there is a gutter shower. The floor is adorned with fine rugs, and much of the palace is decorated with modern DQ style artwork. Ham lives mighty comfortably in this mansion of shanties. |
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| The Summer Cottage |
| Summers in Virginia tend to get pretty hot, which isn't so good for pork products. Ham needs to stay cool, so he designed this shanty to be shaded and airy. It consists of a steel dumpster and a lightweight wooden board. The cold metal and ventilated wood keep Ham fresh all summer long. |
| The Beach House |
| This is where Ham comes to unwind, hang out with friends, and party. It's located on the shores of the beautiful Toy's R Us parking lot, and is visited by hundreds of people everyday. This is a picture of us at Ham's wild New Years Eve party. He was so drunk--like two seconds after this picture was taken he fell out of that window and into a plastic kiddie pool filled with beer. Oh that Ham, always such a kidder. |
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