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From the makers of the Calvin Kelly page comes another loving tribute to one of biggest assholes I know. He was a 5th year Senior here at JMU and my favorite RA Freshman year. He was always in his room, he was always online, he is always flaming, he is:
Don the Gay RA |
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And yes, He has graduated but I still see him online sometimes using his old RA screen name. I guess his life is all downhill from his 4 wonderful years as a giant faggot. (I assume he was flaming before his prestigious RA career but probably more like a small brushfire instead of a massive gay inferno.) |
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There really isn't much to say about Don except that he is flaming like a bonfire. He tries to act all hardcore but he was an art major, I mean come on. I really didn't have many experiences with The Fag but from the ones I have had I've come to the conclusion that we hate each other. |
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Now I'll just blatantly insult Fruitcake for a while:
Don has a girlfrind, she is fat.
Her hands are very large.
Don is always in his room, we don't know what he does in there, but there is always a constant stream of yelps and screams. Ususally a large African-American man will emerge after about 25 minutes.
Don is a poor dresser.
Don smells like some sort of animal urine.
Don can't speak plainly due to the plethora of pubes in his mouth.
Don flosses for crabs.
Don never showers alone but he strictly enforces the no-girl rules when it comes to the Men's bathrooms.
Don has very small feet.However, they are very attractively painted.
Don always drops the soap.
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This page has been dedicated to the memory of the graduated homo. May he never get a job and be buttraped by Hunter's ex-roommate every night for the rest of his life. |
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