That's The Sound Of The Jail Door Closing
After You've Been Booked For A DUI
In The State Of Wisconsin You May Face
Up To 3 Years Jail Time... etc
Go Ahead, Have Some More
This Is What You've Been Waiting For
Try This, Have That
You're About To Be Another Stat
You Say You Can Handle It
You Don't Know What You're Dealing With
Made A Mistake, You Done Wrong
Now It's Time To Face The Long Arm Of The Law
A Misappropriation Of Sorts
Embarrassed Briefly But It's Very Short
I Got A Ticket, I Was Slapped With A Fine
Back On The Town Gettin' Wrecked And Feelin' Fine
I Got Out, Paid A Fine
It's Oh So Little, I Didn't Mind
Went Straight Back, Back To The Party
Getting Trashed And Getting Rowdy
Had Some Fun, Enjoyed Myself
Drank So Much I Almost Ralphed
Passed And And Had To Sleepover
Woke Up And Had A Hangover
A Misappropriation Of Sorts
Embarrassed Briefly But It's Very Short
I Got A Ticket, I Was Slapped With A Fine
Back On The Town Gettin' Wrecked And Feelin' Fine
Hey Man, Going To The Party?
Heck Yes I Am!
There's Gonna Be Some Booze, Man
Yeah My Brother's Bringing Some Beer
There's Gonna Be So Many Hot Girls, Man
Yeah I'm Gonna Do Like Eight Of Them
Why Do Eight Of Them When You Can Do All Of Them?
Oooh Yeah!
