[ Kay Bee's walking down the street and he see's Stevie Swing walking out of the "heres where you buy a cool bandana" store. ]
Kay Bee: "What the fuck.."
[ Kay Bee walks up to Stevie and pulls out a motherfucking MACK ]
Kay Bee: "Did you used to handle Pete Ebdon?"
[ Stevie stares blank-eyed. ]
Kay Bee: "He used to broadcast four hour promotional videos that would bore you into a state of depression that equals a crack rock craving too. Anyways, It doesn't matter. You need to listen up Steve, this advice is for your own good.
Number one. Cut some length off of those promotionals you keep forcing us to watch. Not just "some length" either, I'm talking like atleast half. You're supposed to be cutting interviews, not putting out shitty sundance film festival movies.
It's not just the extremely large amount of concent either, it's the bad script writing that really makes me want to play russian roulette six times in a row by myself. Look at this shit right here...
"Bone her? Well�I suppose I would. Not that I�d want to provide any ammo to the �Morgana�s a huuuuuuuge slut!� argument or anything�but�oh�boner! Who has a boner? Me? That�s impossible. No�I said impossible. Why? Because I�m a cocksman damnit�I can keep it under�oh�what do you know. I do have a boner�yep. It is quite erect. "
- Stevie Swing.
[ CORY comes walking down the street holding his "We will hire anybody" sign in one hand and a pack of "Edit a OOC post real easy" magic markers in the other. ]
Kay Bee: "What the fuck CORY?! This is a SIN headliner?"
[ Kay Bee swings the MACK towards CORY the OOC Hall Monitor. ]
Kay Bee: "This is what you consider quality material? This type of ignorant third grade lunchroom humor earns a wrestler a number one spot on a wrestling company's top 20 list? Jesus Christ, That makes me scared to watch something that number two has put out."
Seriously Cory, the irony of all this is amazing. After watching the video of the #1 superstar in SIN, it makes it so easy for me to chuckle at all the ten inch tall ignorant children that are giggling and cracking unfunny jokes about me amongst themselves as they skip down the SIN back-stage hall-ways holding hands.
[ Kay Bee shoots Stevie Swing in the knee-cap. ]
Stay down there on the ground where you belong rookie.
Now excuse me as I walk over you.
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Hey Stevie Swing..
I was thinking about jerking a few bones out your trash talk sections skeleton, but then I started reading it. Then, I began to skim it. A few seconds later I got so fed up and disgusted at the lack of talent being displayed that I went into my magic box production program and created a "Never allow another Steven Swing roleplay to be shown on my computer screen" virus and personally downloaded the data into my computer on purpose.
If anyones interested I'm selling the virus for $19.99. Ten percent of the profit is going to the "Help Xander buy a new avatar" fund.
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Oh, and I know that LSG or -insert name of random cunt female wrestler- is the one who challenged me. But you know..
She's really not worth mentioning.
[ Kay Bee sells a eightball to henry pazos and bounces out. ]
Kay Bee: "See ya lata CORY. Hire a someone who can challenge me and I might just join.
