My name's Jimmy Luciano. I'm on fire. I spit heat. Heat plus water. Water turns to ice. Let's speak in fragments. Real short sentences. I'm trying to turn the pace up. Look at me, I'm sprinting. Keep up Kay Bee. You're falling behind!
[ Dead pacman noise. ]
Sorry, I just don't have it in me to hot box with the god. I'll just brush it off as a joke, yeah, I was just joking. Jimmy Luciano is my super hero! I rock his cape with my left pants leg pulled up. I'm stuntin nigga, 101!
All these years I thought Jimmy Luciano was a big mafioso. But he's not, he's a school teacher. His pockets ain't phat like Tony.
Soprano.
My ROCK HANDLE LIKE VAN EXEL!
Eat dicks e-fed guru, I sell crack to you're momma. I went to jail and got raped, well fuck yeah! Now everyone buy a eightball off me. My jeans are stone wash and my hair is uneven. Everyone roll on the floor laughing there A O. Keep it gangsta Luci, New Balances for life.
Come on, you know I can't go a promo without riding a ESS KAY dick atleast once or twice. You speak the truth son, WHIP OUT THA CAL!
Shawn Jackson and me food fight over who has the better style. LOL!? Nigga please, Shawn Jackson is my Memphis Bleek, and the world knows that. So that makes you Dame Dash and we ran Kanye West off by making fun of his Shady Unlimited Gear. No more beats for you, make you're own logos!
Chris Carey: SWF new lay-out is gonna be sick'n-in!
That was four months ago, whurr it at? Where's the results? They're late! I guess the entire roster hasn't finished doing you're work for you yet.
I can't do a feud or a story line or all that other shit. But I can still murk nigga!
MISSLE: "Dude, you totally owned him. Ain't that right everybody?"
CRICKETS NIGGA! Keep a ear out for the silence, it's deadly.
Good effort though, you really scared off the kid. Sin Wrestling hasn't made you soft, of course not. FWF retirement home still respects ya!
Jay-Z: "You lost one."
No I didn't, I got robbed. Mean e-daddy took away my allowance. NO MORE OOC KB! You're SUSPENDED!
WAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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I'm going to talk to you today as if you were a child. Because well, you act like one. [ Claps hands ] Nice down syndrome joke by the way. I actually did laugh a small bit. I'll tellingy out man, Andrew Davis would have loved you. Seriously, I'm giving you "props." You have that........ IWF goofy catdog type cartoon flavor that just sets off his orgasism. He jizzes all over that type of shit. Unfortunately for you, Andrew Davis is like 16 years old and IWF went under four years ago when the SWF jerked half the roster from them. So even though you show the talent to suceed on a IWF level, let's face it, the IWF never came close to tipping the scales like the SWF did.
I gave Tha Delinquent his props, but that's where it stops.
So this is where the "props" take a back seat to REALITY?! This isn't IWF and we aren't 16 years old. This is the SWF. So excuse me for not understanding why Chris Carey is tossing around a "free push" to a twenty two year old grown man acting like a goofy eleven year old geeked up on to many Hershey chocolate bars. Look around you Al Kayda, you get no respect from the hallways. Not one SWF wrestler back stage PEEPS Al Kayda's shit when it hits the shelves. If promotionals were record sales, you couldn't even get close to a Erik Olson color record. Now that's bad homey.
The only reason you're halfway famous is because you came out victorious in a match that Kyle Broadway was placed in. Yeah, I suppose you could give Namen Hammer like 50 percent credit also, but seriously.. Who watches a Namen Hammer promo without their finger pressed down on the fast forward button. Wack off, he gets no respect from me still.
Excuse me, I may have wandered off topic for a second. That happens when your opponent puts up no amount of talent against you and you can't help but become bored. I mean, Jesus Christ, I picked a feud with Jimmy Luciano just to stay awake this week. As a matter of fact, this is where I'm cutting this shit off.
You're a waste of camera film.
Vamoose young gun, you're ghost.