Ask Mookie Moo and Sebastian Bach

Here are answers to some questions that some friends asked Mookie Moo and Sebastian Bach:

Dear Moo and Sebby,
I need help with cleaning my room.I cannot get myself to clean it!Can you give me tips for getting me to clean my room?
Gracias,
The Cleaning Hater

Dear Cleaning Hater,
It is hard to actually clean a room as a dog,but we know how to encourage(in need of a better word) yourself to do it.Here they are:

• Listen and Clean to Beat the Clock
  How about you listen to a CD and try to finish your room before the CD goes back to the first song(or just stops).I call this the LCBC technique.
• Record-maker
  For this one,you need a stopwatch and a place to record times.Turn on your stopwatch,press Start,and start cleaning your room.When you are done,pause the stopwatch and record the time.Then get it ready for the next time.Some of you are lucky enough to have a cellphone with a stopwatch feature,too
• Reward Program
  You could give yourself a reward for cleaning your room.Make sure you decide on the reward before starting to clean your room
• Quarter,Break,Quarter,Break,Quarter,Break,Quarter,Break,Done
  You could do 1/4 of the cleaning,take a short break(reccommend about 5 mins),do another 1/4,take another break,and so on.If you get really worn out,do it 1/8 at a time.

You see,it isn't that hard to make you clean your room!
Thank you for the letter,
Mookie and Sebastian

Dear Cool Dogs,
I know that dogs chase cats,but why chase a cute little cat?They never did anything to you!
Sincerely,
Angry

Dear Angry,
Are we that cool?Anyway,it's usually the cat's fault at first,but we also take the later part of the blame.Well,when that cat sees us,that cat gets very scared,and then runs.That is a cat's part of the blame,so now for ours.We feel as we must chase anything that runs.That is also why pitbulls attack;you run away from them,they'll attack(well,more than they already have).We are very sorry,but we are trying to become the kind of dog that doesn't chase cats.
Sincerely,
The (apparently) COOL DOGS!

Estimados Perros Fresco,
�Quiero realmente aprender a c�mo hacer un sitio web.D�nde puedo aprender que yo?
Sinceramente,
Sitio web Wanter

Dear Cool Dogs,
I really want a website.Where can I learn how?
Sincerely,
Website Wanter

Dear Website Wanter,
Just search for HTML tutorials and you will find what you need!
Sincerely,
The Cool Dogs

Estimados Sitio web Wanter,
�Apenas b�squeda para el protocolo de transferencia de hipertexto tutorial y usted encontrar�n lo que usted necesita!
Sinceramente,
Perros Fresco

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