So this is where you came to learn all about the wonderful, fantastic, magnificent person that is me, eh?
Sorry hon -- whoever told you I was any of these was pulling ideas outta their toosh (Oh wait, I did? Well damn, guess I was lying. I'm sorry).� In all reality, I'm one damned dull person *listens as people suddenly click the "x" to close this window*.� Do you know what kumquats are? Well, O'Reilly says that 60% of people under the age of 18 would rather be poked in the eye than eat a kumquat.� Sure, now you must be wondering, "why the hell has this psycho brought up kumquats?" I'll tell you why. Kumquats are waaaay more interesting and entertaining than I ever will be.� We both best give up hope right now.]
So, I gotta wonder -- why the hell did you come here in the first place?
������� Was it to learn about my life?� When I was 12 some guy asked me about my life...I told him, "I was born; I've lived; and here I am."� He then went on to ask how many brutal divorces I'd gone through.� After that night, I think he was seriously questioning whether or not he was a pedophile.� But, when I was 12 I gave such a damned blase answer because there really wasn't anything to my life yet, damnit, I was 12.� Who writes their memoirs at 12?!� And so I thought to myself, "well, I'm just too young to have anything interesting to say."� Screw that, 7 years later and there ain't much more to my life.� I am a -very part time- student.� I attend two whole classes...one of which, I think my teacher told us we didn't even need to show up for.� Unix and Comp Sci.� I love school, I love how they mislable things.� Comp Sci, or Computer Science to those "Computer Science illiterate" people out there, is nothing more than C++ programming. Hell, in my class there aren't even -computers-.� We just make up pretend code that no compiler would ever accept on a dry-erase board.� And science? I'm sorry, but I see programming as a language skill....prolly because they call em programming languages...*shrugs* I'm kooky like that.� And ya know what? Those two classes are pretty much all I do with my life.� Sure, every once in a while something new and exciting such as a trip to the grocery store will come about, but otherwise. no, I don't do squat.� I don't have hobbies, most anything bores me if I do it for more than 3 days, so I can't tell you about how I sky, play chess, rave *shudders*, paint my toenails...whatever.� Oh, and yer now prolly wondering, "Why did she shudder when she mentioned 'raves'? Is she some anti-techno bigot"? Au contraire my friend.� I LOVE music...ALL music.� Hell, the first couple times I head N'Sync's "Pop", I liked it...That's right, I liked N'Sync...Muahahahaha!!!!� But no, I shuddered at the word 'rave' because raves have some funky culture attached to them...and I don't like culture.� Culture messes up my nicely bland world, damnit.
������� Or was it to find nudie pics?� Damnit, apparently you can't get those developed at one of those normal photo developing place...*sighs*� Oh yes, that and nudie pics would prolly give you nightmares for the rest of your life...and while that's a damned pleasing idea, I don't want to pay for your therapy sessions.
������� So why else come to the "me" section of a website?� Hell, I'm still kinda curious why the heck you even came to my site in the first place.� But, whatever hikes yer skirt up, I guess.