HOW TO BE AN INTERNET HACKER PIMP
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by L33T0h

yo, yo, yo, yo, L33t0h is gon' give you mo'
gonna step up to the plate
swing my bat on yo cat
and go to my bedroom and masturbate

ok, that's my really cool rap song. I hope you like it,
i worked hard as fuckkkkkkkkkk on it.

ok, so being a pimp on the internet is one thing,
but being a pimp on the internet AND being a haqr is
another. eye am going to teach you how to do thiz shit.

first, you want to go on irc. preferably you want to go into
the channel #darknet under the name pimpmaztr or something
similar, and ask for any chicks. #darknet is the best place
to find retarded internet whores, and retarded wannabe hackers. 
so first you need a hoe (or a trick, if you wanna be gangsta).
talk to a chick and be like "yo bitch you wanna be my bitch?!"
unfortunately, that is the wrong way to do it. she will probably
ignore you, or be like "wtf? who r u?????????????????"
here's the right way to do it.

<pimpmaztr> hey
<fatgeekgurl> hiya
<pimpmaztr> i am here on a mission
<fatgeekgurl> oh?
<pimpmaztr> no dont say oh lol i was just playin baby
<fatgeekgurl> ur kinda weird....
<pimpmaztr> you good wif compz n shitz like dat?
<fatgeekgurl> well i like them.... and i guess im ok hehe
<fatgeekgurl> why?
<pimpmaztr> well im a hacker ok
<fatgeekgurl> oh yeah?
<pimpmaztr> you need any protection?
<pimpmaztr> from people who fuck wif u?
<fatgeekgurl> why do you say 'wif'?
<pimpmaztr> cuz i be missin my front toof
<pimpmaztr> its hella tight tho gurl ima get them gold plated it funna be hella tight know what im sayin
<pimpmaztr> is you there girl? dont be leavin i got some hustlin to do
<fatgeekgurl> haha ur funny
<pimpmaztr> yo whats ur email addrezz?
<fatgeekgurl> sweet_pie3328912933591@hotmail.com
<pimpmaztr> hahaha i love da numbahz thats fuqn sweet
<fatgeekgurl> yo ima email u sometime k girl
<fatgeekgurl> okie
<fatgeekgurl> are you really a hacker tho lol????
<pimpmaztr> hell mothafuckin yeah shit nigga im hackin some kiddie right now as we speak
<fatgeekgurl> you should teach me ;)
<pimpmaztr> unda one condition
<fatgeekgurl> and what would that be??
<pimpmaztr> you need to be trickin fo me on da internet know what im sayin
<fatgeekgurl> what?
<pimpmaztr> know what im sayin
<fatgeekgurl> i dont understand :/
<pimpmaztr> you be pickin up some dough fo me afta you cyber someone ya hear
<fatgeekgurl> oh ok.... lol....
<pimpmaztr> damn girl u horny???
<fatgeekgurl> lol kinda
<pimpmaztr> damn bitch get out there and cyber some mothafucka shiitt and what u do is get some info from him know what im sayin shit
<fatgeekgurl> what info?
<pimpmaztr> shiiiiiiit you slow as hell bitch u gotta get a shell on his box damnnnn then give it to me and ima hack his ass good
<fatgeekgurl> o ok

well that's how you do it. it rocks, i have about 30 hoes workin for me
to get info from random fucks, and get shells on their boxes etc etc.
it 0wnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz