HACK3R KN0CK KN0CK JOKEZ
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by p4bl0 3zk0b4r

ok this is really funny lolol these r jokes 4 haqrz

you: knock knock!!!!!!
them: who's there
you: hacked.
them: hacked who?
you: HACKED YOU!!!!!!!!!
them: OH FUCK *signs off*
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you: knawk knawk!!!#%@
them: who there
you: shellcode
them: shellcode who
you: SHELLCODE IN UR STACK!!!!!!!!!!!
them: OH SHIT 4 REEL? SHIT IM OUTTA HERE! *signs off*
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you: knock knock
them: who is there?
you: owned
them: owned who?
you: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
them: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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YOU: KNOCK KNOCK!
them: who's there?
you: rm
them: rm who?
you: YOU!!!!!!!
them: oh no. oh no. please dont rm me. plz ill suk ur dik
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you: knock knock
them: who be there?
you: whitehat
them: whitehat who?
you: YOU ARE A WHITEHAT NOW PREPARE TO BE OWNED!
them signs off*
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you: knock knock
them: who's there?
you: guess what?
them: what?
you: HAHAHA FUCKER YOU GOT OOOOOWNED
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you: knock knock
them: who's there?
you: 0x41414141
them: 0x41414141 who?
you: your eip is 0x41414141
them: did you just HACK ME???!
you: yes