HOW 2 HAQ IRAQIS
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by p4bl0 3zk0b4r
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yo wut up mang this is p4bl0 3zk0b4r in the house!
this tutorial is going to teach you how to hack iraqi people,
since we all know that they are lame towelhead sand niggerz.

oh look at me im an iraqi, i run around with a towel on my 
head and call it my culture, ooohhhh! aren't i special because
i wear this towel on my head and grow a stupid beard? come on you
fuckin sand niggers, anyone can wear a goddamn towel on their head
and say they are islamic buttfucks. hi im an islamic buttfuck will u
plz fuck my butt tonight while i wear this fucking towel on my head 
and yell "IYAHYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYAHAYAH" like an indian or a mexican on
crack? ok sorry for the rant YOU FUCKING FUCKS.

now onto hacking iraqis, cuz they are faggot fucks who get it in the
ass at night while wearing their towels on their head like a bunch of
jewbag cock sucking newbs.

ok, so first thing's first. first you go in2 telnet and tipe 
'o towelhead 22' and it gitz tha vershun of their sshd lol.
then wot u do is u take a shit and talk about how it feels like a
dick is coming out of your ass, and then you can lol a bit and then
go back onto your computer and talk 2 the iraqi on irc. dont tell 
him ur hacking him cuz he might leave! so be careful, or he might even
release mustard gas through the TCP/IP protocols and it will come out
of your fans in your computer... AND THEN YOU DIE FROM SOME FUCKING
ISLAMIC SAND NIGGER ARABIAN KNIGHT WHO WEARS BOOTS WHEN HE'S 
JACKING OFF, WITH A TOWEL ON HIS HEAD YELLING "IYAHAYAYAYAYAAYAY"
ok now tell him u have an 0day exploit, he will say "oh sweet i wanna
haq sum p33pz now give it to me" so you give it to him thru dcc but
little duz he no, THE SHELLK0D3 IS RM -RF /* SHELLKODE!!!! PUT AT THE
TOP OF THE "EXPLOIT" BEFORE YOU SEND IT THAT IT REQUIRES R00T PRIVZ CUZ
IT USES RAW PACKETS TO EXPLOIT THE TARGET!!! THEN HE WILL RUN IT AS 
ROOT AND HE GETS RM'D!!!! LOL!! FUCKING TOWEL HEAD!! GG SAND NIGGERS!
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