HoW 2 HaK dA PoPoz

by p4bl0 3zk0B4R
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sup homiez, dis iz p4bl0 3zk0b4r 0nce aga1n,
raizin da roof, droppin' da roofiez, 
hakkin da goofiez, basic4LLy fukkin mad buttz 
like eye aLw33z do!

s0 today da popoz (or da police ph0r all u 
fukken non-GaNgStaZ) be pissin me da fuk 
off son. i wuz just smoking crack in front of da 
local elementary sk00l, mindin' my own 
businezz, when a fukkin pig rollz up 
in hiz squad kar. eye am leik "wut da fuk u want 
fukken pig, a fukken donut?" he startz flippin 
out leik eye wuz committin a crime or sum shit, 
as if smokin crack near sum lil kidz is sum big 
deal, ya rite, thare r worse things dat sum1 kan 
do, leik fukken jack off on da entrance door knob 
to the sk00l. 

anywayz, da popo wuz leik 
"whutchu got thare?? looks like a crak pipe!"
eye wuz leik "ya i mean no itz not" and hez leik 
"here let me taek a hit of dat crack" and eye 
wuz leik "aight." so then hez leik "HA I NOO IT WUZ 
4 CRACK" and eye wuz leik "YA ITZ 4 STIKKIN IN UR 
BUTTCRACK LOL" and he tazers me and i fall 2 the 
ground all leik "AHHHHHHHHHHH BLAHHHGHHHHHHHHH"
 and den he fukken searchez me and finds 
a fukken ounce of crack! eye wuz leik 
"YA RITE DAT AINT MINE, DAT LIL KID PLANTED IT ON 
ME, HE FRAMED ME!!" wuteva. FUK DA POLICE YO.

so since da copz r bad and actully onley wanna 
steal ur crack cuz they wana smoke it themselves, 
herez how u fukken hak them! DIS GOES OUT 2 ALL 
U CRACKHEADZ!

furst u go 2 dunk'n donuts or w/e and u get a buncha 
donuts. den u sneek in2 da police departmint at nite 
and u put a donut inside all thare computurz.
in the morning thay will smell da donuts. thay have a 
vary keen sense of smell (only 4 donuts and crack tho).
thay will be leik "MAN I WOOD SUK A DIK RITE NOW 4 A 
DONUT CUZ I SWARE I KAN SMELL ONE! OH WATE I THINK 
THARE IZ WUN IN DA COMPUTUR" so leik, dey will 
rip open da tower and luckily u hid da donutz 
behind da mothurbored, so dey jist rip up all the 
hardwear inside and dey comps dont work no more LOL!!!
i m a fukken geneius, cuz den u kan smoke crak ne 
time u want LOL! dont hav 2 wurry bout dem crakhed 
copz takin ur crak so dey kan smoke it all wile 
eating donuts. btw i hurd dey leik puttin 
donutz up their buttz n den pooping dem back out 
and den eeating dem. fukken gross. cops r fagz rite??

LOL COPZ CAUGHT RED HANDED TRYIN 2 EAT DONUTS LOL! GG 
FUKKEN PIGZ!

GG PIGZ GG PIGZ GG PIGZ GG PIGZ GG PIGZ GG PIGZ GG PIGZ!!
LOLOL