H0W T0 BU1LD A H4Q-R DUNG30N!
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by p4bl0 eZk0B4R

h4qR dunG30nZ ar3 ess3nti4L t0 the suxeZZ 0f
b3ing 4 haQR. wHY?? b3c4uzE th3y R fuqN sw33T!

f1Rzt th1nG'z FurST:

m4KE sHuRe th1z is aLL unDRGr0uNd, appr0xim8ly 200 ft d0wNn.
yu() n33D t0 bu1LD a L0t 0f pr1z0N c3LLZ f0R
thE priZ()N-R'z 0F wAR, alZ0 kn0wN as wh1T3h4Tz,
w4nn4b3 bl4qh4tz aND th0ze s0-k4ll3d 'gr3yh4tZ'.
g0 []uT anD k4pTuRe wh1t3h4tz and h0ld th3m k4ptiVe
in yu0R priz0n ceLLz in ur sCary dunge0n. th1s is
very fuQn int1mid8ing to th3 whiteh4tz.

SEKUND th1ng'Z SekUnD:

oN th3 0Th4R siDe 0f th3 W4LL (seper8 fr0m priz0nRz 0f W4r)
m4kE a L4rGe r00m with aLL l1viNg necess1ti3Z, inkl00ding 
a b1g b4r w1th L0tz 0f b33r & h4rd LiQr.

tH1Rd'z a Ch4rM L0Lz:

s3t uP a huG3 neTw0rK, 1t k4n b3 wiR3d 0r WyRLeZZ, buT
w1r3d iz pr3f3rRaBl3 s0 fedz cant fucking trace the
signal y0! Th1s netw0rk sh0uld c0nsist 0f vari0uz 
d1ffRenT arCh1t3kTyuRz, suCh aZ sparc, aLpha, PPC,
ARM, R1SC, M1PZ, etc etc etc. x86 iz 0k4y, but d0
n0t g3t t00 m4ny, 0thRwiZe ur sh1t suqZ!!

this dungeon will be used to commit violent acts
of... violence... against your whitehat enemiez.
at all other times it should be used for haqqing
and getting drunk.

aFt3R aLL thIs, y0u k4n th3n b3 k4ll3d el1t3 and
be kn0wn az a tru3 pr0j3kt m4yh3m f0ll0wR!

FUCK THE SEC INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!