The Rules Of Porn December 7th, 2003 . Hach In this world we live in, there is one constant. And that constant is PORN! Hell, yeah you say? Well, what are the good and bad of Porn? Are there any rules to porn? Well, if you like me have asked these questions. Then ask no longer. Because it's that time again for me to change the face of Porn. And what better way then writing the rules of porn!? So let's go over the rules. First Rule - Support your city... By getting naked! Second Rule - DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN Third Rule - Tanning Your Body, Means Tanning Your WHOLE Body Fourth Rule - Pose Nude Before Taking The Money Fifth Rule - Don't Be On The Phone While Naked In The Tub Sixth Rule - Hiding Your Face While In A Bikini Won't Make You Money Seventh Rule - Butt Shots Are Good Yet Butt Shot Angles Are Critical Seriously, Clean Your Shitter Out For Butt Shots And Good Even If Fully Clothed Eighth Rule - Blow Jobs Are Good Getting The Hanging Boob Shot Is Better Cum On Ger Face Is The Best Two Girls With Cum On Their Face Is Even Better No, Seriously Two Girls Are So Much Better But Three Girls... Damn! Ninth Rule - Showing Off Your Sexy Side Is Well Advised Damn, That's Such A Good Rule Yeah, Like I Said, It's A Good Rule Tenth Rule - Getting Ready For Anal Is Good And Bad Hey, It's A Good Way To Get Excercise With Water... It's Sexier