| TRIBUTE TO GEORGE W. BUSH |
| This page is "neither in English, nor French, nor Mexican". |
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| CURIOUS GEORGE BECOMES PRESIDENT |
| DR. EVIL AND MINI ME |
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| THE THREE STOOGES |
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| BUSH'S GUIDE TO PRESIDENCY |
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| THE POPE MEETS THE PRESIDENT |
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| CHENEY AND BUSH DO AMERICA |
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| MEDICINE JOKE |
| An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "Thats nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in anothers, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." An American doctor says "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war." |
| Special thanks to my mom Cecilia for these comics. Thanks mom, I Love You! |
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| OSAMA BUSH LADEN |
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| BUSH, TIME'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2000 |
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| BUSH THINKS |
| Thank you, Leslie! |
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| GEORGE THE GENIUS |
| Thank You, Cecilie! |
| AIRPLANE JOKE |
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| An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former US president, an NY State Senator anda potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger. George W. Bush, said, I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a ten year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "Its okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag." |
| Thank You, Comrade Hans! |
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| SAURON BUSH |
| Frodo has failed in the quest, the Dark One has the ring now. |
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| BUSH'S UPCOMING WAR |
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| BABY BUSH'S INVASION CHECKLIST |
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| BEST USE FOR DUCT TAPE |
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| DUBYA THE DUMBASS |
| "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." ---George W. Bush Jr. |
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| BUSH MAKES A STATEMENT |
| GHOST JOKE |
| One night, George W. Bush was awakened in the White House by the ghost of George Washington. George W. asked the ghost, "Mr. Washington, sir, what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?" The ghost replied, "Set an honorable example, George W., just as I did." The following evening, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared before Bush in the dark bedroom. "Mr. Jefferson, sir", George W. asked, "what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?" The ghost replied, "Preserve the land for future generations and stay out of foreign affairs." Bush wasn't sleeping well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "Mr. Lincoln, sir, what is the best thing I can do to help the American people?" George W. asked. The ghost replied, "Go see a play." |
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| STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES |
| "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ---George W. Bush Jr. |
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| SHOWDOWN FOR THE OIL TITLE |
| 2004 BUMPER STICKERS |
| PROPOSED 2004 CAMPAIGN BUMPER STICKERS FOR BUSH/CHENEY: Bush/Cheney '04: "You're either with us or against us!" Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now! Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate! Resistance is Futile. Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough. Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again! Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars! Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it! Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct. Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionare behind Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex! Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time. Bush/Cheney '04: Or else. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" on conservatism Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention. Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid! Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast. Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us! Bush/Cheney '04: Won't get fooled again! Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder! Bush/Cheney '04: 1984 Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil Bush/Cheney '04: Vote Bush! Don't think. Vote Bush! George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency George W. Bush: Honest as his day is long George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There God Save The King! Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush! Reselect Bush/Cheney in '04 Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude" Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!" Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!" Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer! Vote Bush/Cheney in '04: The check's in the mail! Vote Bush & You Get Dick! |
| BASEBALL JOKE |
| George W. and Laura were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill. George W. stared at the guy, looked at Laura, looked back at the agent, and shrugged his shoulders. Then George W. picked up Laura by the coat collar and the seat of her pants, and dropped her right over the wall into the field. She's kicking and swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering, aplauding, and high-fiving. George W. is bowing and smiling, when the agent leans forward and says: "I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!" |
| "Public speaking is very easy" ---George W. Bush Jr. |
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| PREDICTION OF BUSH |
| "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure" ---George W. Bush Jr. |
| "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun" ---George W. Bush Jr. |
| "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are part of Europe." ---George W. Bush Jr. |
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| BUSHIT FOR BRAINS |
| "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children" ---George W. Bush Jr. |
| I'm sorry, Chimps. No offense to you intended. |
| BUSH: DERANGED AND OIL THIRSTY |
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| "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." ---George W. Bush |
| "For NASA, space is still a high priority." ---George W. Bush |
| BUSH AND COMPANY AT WAR |
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| "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ---George W. Bush |
| BUSH SECOND EDITION |
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